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hickoz_bro Forums Junkie Location: Brisbane Registered: October 2004	Best Pull-Over Excuses Mon, 11 April 2005 13:13 In accompanyment of the poll about getting pulled over i was kinda curious as to the best excuses... i'll start with this joke A middle aged man had just taken delivery of his shiney new red sports car (in this case a JZA80 Aerotop) after work one friday arvo, he's cruizing off home with it, and eventually he gets the urge to put the pedal to the medal... 100 dissappears almost immediatly, 120, 130 go soon after 140, 150 not long behind, 160, 170 slowly now, 180, pushing 190 and finally 200... almost as soon as he touches 200 he see's the lights of the boys in blue in his rear view mirror, before you know it he's pushing 210, 220... and after a little while decides it's better to just pull over... the police officer comes up to the window, and says, listen mate... it's late, it's friday and i'm just about to knock off, so i'll give you a chance... if you can give me a really good excuse i might let ya off.... so the fella thinks for a few seconds and says.. "Well officer.. it's like this... my wife left me for a police officer last week.... i thought you were chasing me to give the bitch back" [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Mon, 11 April 2005 13:13
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	MR 1JZ	Mon, 11 April 2005 13:19
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	unforgiven	Mon, 11 April 2005 13:27
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	davedave	Mon, 11 April 2005 20:56
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	unforgiven	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:07
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	davedave	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:24
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Corona RT142	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:18
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	thu187	Sat, 16 April 2005 18:44
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Corona RT142	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Ribfeast	Tue, 12 April 2005 06:00
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ae86drift	Tue, 12 April 2005 15:13
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	time2play	Tue, 12 April 2005 06:05
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	skellator	Tue, 12 April 2005 11:04
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	magicmitch	Tue, 12 April 2005 10:03
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	dimmy77_03	Tue, 12 April 2005 10:47
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	riceburna73	Tue, 12 April 2005 11:03
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	gorgan	Tue, 12 April 2005 17:22
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Tue, 12 April 2005 22:04
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	screech	Wed, 13 April 2005 08:20
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	MR 1JZ	Wed, 13 April 2005 08:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Wed, 13 April 2005 12:31
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	81LOWLUX	Thu, 14 April 2005 03:53
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Thu, 14 April 2005 10:45
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	unforgiven	Thu, 14 April 2005 15:00
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Thu, 14 April 2005 22:21
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ke30twodoor	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:26
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ke30twodoor	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:29
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	smt_007	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:33
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ke30twodoor	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Tats	Mon, 18 April 2005 10:15
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	time2play	Sun, 17 April 2005 09:03
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Gazza53	Sun, 17 April 2005 09:20
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Corona RT142	Sun, 17 April 2005 23:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	mz21_shiznac	Wed, 20 April 2005 12:07
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	screech	Sat, 23 April 2005 10:57
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	86DRFT	Wed, 27 April 2005 12:57
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	nightdevil	Sat, 23 April 2005 11:02
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	muaythaiman	Wed, 27 April 2005 15:51
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	fade-e	Wed, 27 April 2005 16:16
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	chrisellis	Sun, 01 May 2005 12:54
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	EldarO	Sun, 01 May 2005 14:06
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	chrisellis	Sun, 01 May 2005 22:56

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