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screech Regular Location: Wollongong Registered: February 2005	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses Wed, 13 April 2005 08:20 STORY 1 Cop pulls over a mate fresh off the dyno after a major running in tune. he starts looking over this car (400 hp in a TA 22 celica). his mechanic in pass seat, still with laptop on his lap top. cop begins to point out minor defects, then comes across bald fat tyres, thens begins to give the "bald tyres safety" speach. mechanic says "nah they are ok, they're dyno tyres fron my workshop. they must be fitted for every car on the dyno" cop bought it and let him go. STORY 2 cop pulls over another mate in a 250 hp Starlet. this thing is defective all over. 18' rims, front mount headlight to headlight, bucket seats, BOV poking out of front bar etc etc. cop is looking in engine bay cop; is this one of those rotary turbos? Confused mate; nah its a 4AFTE cop; dont give me lip son, why doesnt it have an air filter? mate; it doesn't need one. cop; why? mate; its got forced induction cop; oh, ok. now whats that? [points at BOV] mate; its the standard external wastegate its been relocated to clear the turbo cop; No worries then, at least you've done it up properly! Myself and a dozen others killed ourselves laughing when that happened. [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Mon, 11 April 2005 13:13
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	MR 1JZ	Mon, 11 April 2005 13:19
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	unforgiven	Mon, 11 April 2005 13:27
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	davedave	Mon, 11 April 2005 20:56
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	unforgiven	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:07
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	davedave	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:24
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Corona RT142	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:18
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	thu187	Sat, 16 April 2005 18:44
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Corona RT142	Tue, 12 April 2005 02:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Ribfeast	Tue, 12 April 2005 06:00
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ae86drift	Tue, 12 April 2005 15:13
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	time2play	Tue, 12 April 2005 06:05
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	skellator	Tue, 12 April 2005 11:04
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	magicmitch	Tue, 12 April 2005 10:03
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	dimmy77_03	Tue, 12 April 2005 10:47
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	riceburna73	Tue, 12 April 2005 11:03
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	gorgan	Tue, 12 April 2005 17:22
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Tue, 12 April 2005 22:04
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	screech	Wed, 13 April 2005 08:20
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	MR 1JZ	Wed, 13 April 2005 08:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Wed, 13 April 2005 12:31
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	81LOWLUX	Thu, 14 April 2005 03:53
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Thu, 14 April 2005 10:45
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	unforgiven	Thu, 14 April 2005 15:00
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	hickoz_bro	Thu, 14 April 2005 22:21
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ke30twodoor	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:26
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ke30twodoor	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:29
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	smt_007	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:33
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	ke30twodoor	Sat, 16 April 2005 14:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Tats	Mon, 18 April 2005 10:15
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	time2play	Sun, 17 April 2005 09:03
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Gazza53	Sun, 17 April 2005 09:20
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	Corona RT142	Sun, 17 April 2005 23:37
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	mz21_shiznac	Wed, 20 April 2005 12:07
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	screech	Sat, 23 April 2005 10:57
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	86DRFT	Wed, 27 April 2005 12:57
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	nightdevil	Sat, 23 April 2005 11:02
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	muaythaiman	Wed, 27 April 2005 15:51
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	fade-e	Wed, 27 April 2005 16:16
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	chrisellis	Sun, 01 May 2005 12:54
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	EldarO	Sun, 01 May 2005 14:06
	Re: Best Pull-Over Excuses	chrisellis	Sun, 01 May 2005 22:56

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