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Nark Forums Junkie Location: Cabramatta, NSW Registered: May 2002	Asians Thu, 12 December 2002 03:04 Just some fun for you guys. I laughed myself silly at these, especially the one about riceboys not being scared to die.... BAAAhaha!! -------------------------------------------------- Young Asians in Australia come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are Fobulous. The only groups that are never part of another group are the Twinkies and the Asian-Australians. Claim your Fobbiness! When you see your Asian friend, greet them with "Wassup Fob!" And if your Asian friend says something ridiculous, say "Fob please!" Of course, when a non-Asian calls you a Fob, that is grounds for a fight. Ahahaha... The categories below are to be taken lightheartedly. Read, recognize and laugh. Twinkie / Banana - Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock Asian-Australian - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your uni - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Jacky, or Andy are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below Fob (Fresh Off Boat) - You were not born in Australia- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Jacky, and Andy are. In fact, you have seen them at Sydney or Melbourne recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from Australian fashion into your wardrobe SuperFob - Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care - You like dim sum chicken feet - You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged - Your only hangout is Chinatown - All the lights in your house are fluorescent - You dry your cloths outside your window - You need a haircut - You either smell like cigarettes or food Fobabee - You are an Asian-Australian or Twinkie who has recently "awoken" - You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys - You have taken the Asian Studies course at college - You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) - If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous Gangsta Fob - You have shot another Asian - Your favorite hangout is a pool hall - When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid - Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them - You have a serious gambling problem - You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car - No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them - You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch) - You shop at A/X - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 45kgs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your mobile phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your mobile phone is a sticker pic of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend Hoochie Tab - You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu - Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Rice-Boy - You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura - Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it's original stock form - Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in - The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing - The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing - You always drive like you are racing someone - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps - The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground - If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy. Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as Australian music - You are equally aware of both popular Australian culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride the Roo-boy / Egg: - Unfortunately you're white - you drive an asian import - your previous g/f have all been the sweet and sour flavour - all your friends have slanty eyes (-_-) - you frequent asian drinking shops sipping down pearl milk teas and QQ's reading HPI - you often dine at Ghenki's - Your asian linguistics are better than the twinkies you hang out with - you spend long hours at night watching dirty manga porn aka la blue girl [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Asians	Nark	Thu, 12 December 2002 03:04
	Re: Asians	MaNGeW	Thu, 12 December 2002 12:29
	Re: Asians	Youngy	Thu, 12 December 2002 12:55
	Re: Asians	THE WITZL	Thu, 12 December 2002 16:30
	Re: Asians	Les	Thu, 12 December 2002 21:58
	Re: Asians	GEE120	Thu, 12 December 2002 23:01
	Re: Asians	Nark	Fri, 13 December 2002 01:15
	Re: Asians	Les	Fri, 13 December 2002 12:52
	Re: Asians	mr_messy	Fri, 13 December 2002 07:42
	Re: Asians	turbokid	Fri, 13 December 2002 12:29
	Re: Asians	Esteban	Fri, 13 December 2002 22:26
	Re: Asians	HooN	Sat, 14 December 2002 02:58
	Re: Asians	Richard84	Sat, 14 December 2002 03:55
	Re: Asians	CamryMan	Sat, 14 December 2002 07:02
	Re: Asians	Nark	Sat, 14 December 2002 13:38
	Re: Asians	HooN	Sun, 15 December 2002 03:09
	Re: Asians	Nark	Sun, 15 December 2002 08:19
	Re: Asians	yep_4ac	Sun, 15 December 2002 12:48
	Re: Asians	katsuchiyo	Sun, 15 December 2002 13:12
	Re: Asians	strober	Mon, 16 December 2002 16:23
	Re: Asians	HooN	Tue, 17 December 2002 04:44

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