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Just Half Steppin
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Re: Your MAMA Jokes
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:14
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Just Half Steppin
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:02
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Just Half Steppin
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:12
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Just Half Steppin
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:13
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Just Half Steppin
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:13
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Just Half Steppin
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:14
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Just Half Steppin
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:14
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Just Half Steppin
Fri, 22 April 2005 18:15
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Sat, 23 April 2005 00:13
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Sat, 23 April 2005 00:23
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Sat, 23 April 2005 08:28
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Tue, 26 April 2005 09:07
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Tue, 26 April 2005 13:46
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Tue, 26 April 2005 01:21
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