yo mumma so ugly she brought herself a dildo but couldn't keep it stiff!
yo mumma so ugly she had a portarate painted in 6 different shades of shit!
yo mumma so ugly last time she went to the beach a sperm whale tried to root her!
yo mumma so ugly hells angels wouldn't root her, there not that f_ing sick!
yo mummas so ugly if i ever cracked a fat over her id amputate my dick!