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Location:
Blacktown Bro
Registered:
July 2002
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 Re: Sydney's Revised Road Rules
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Mon, 23 December 2002 03:26
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I consider myself a considerate driver, who goes out of my way not to inconvenience any other driver. for example, if the left lane is ending, so two lanes merge into one, i will not wait until the very end of the ending lane to merge, so that drivers in the right lane have to slow down, i merge earlier to help keep traffic flowing. i let people in, i usually do the speed limit, keep a safe distance from other motorists, always indicate etc.
BUT! I can get very angry, very easily!
Here are some ways i can get angry
1. if i let you in, and you dont wave as an acknowledgement of my courtesy
2. create bottlenecks by merging one the lane ends at the VERY END OF THE F**KING LANE, making very other driver in the right lane slow down JUST FOR YOU, COS YOU ONLY LOOK 2 METRES IN FRONT OF YOUR F**KING CAR!
3. right lane hogs, if the speed limit is over 80kph and you are not overtaking, GET OUT OF THE F**KING RIGHT LANE!
4. 4WD's (pedestrian killers), dont care if they go off road once a flaming year, they should be off the road every F**KING day of the year! Buy a people mover you egotistic wankers!
5. people who merge or turn off without using indicators.
6.tailgaters. now a tailgater is someone of very limited brain compacity, and it can take some effort to get the message across to the tailgater, that it is a dangerous practice to tailgate.
here is some of my methods for telling a tailgaters to basically F**KOFF!
1. Hold the brake pedal down for a little while, then slam the brakes on. this way they arent expecting it because your brake lights are always on. they are probably thinking your cars electrical system is stuffed. also it scares the shit out of them because there eyes are transfixed on your brake lights because they have mysteriously came and stayed on while driving!
2. Just simply stand of the brakes without warning. keeps them on their toes!
3. to be a little more fair, wave your finger at them in a naughty naughty manner. this hopefully will tell the taigaters, to f**koff or else. if they are not heeding your message, follow either step 1 or 2, depending on your level of anger at this stage.
they usually work for me. i have a zero tolerance level for tailgaters so i dont mind using these steps. they need to learn.
oh yeah, ive just fitted triple air horns. the original horn in the rolla, just didnt have the loudness or authority i was after! but these puppies do! WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR GET OUT THE F**KING WAY!
Merry Christmas! 
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