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turboii Occasional Poster Registered: June 2005	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!! Wed, 08 June 2005 15:41 ok its long but here goes. Was out in hong kong one night with a few mates and we decided to head to the "groovy mule" in Wan Chai. We had been in the mule for about 2 hours and were thoroughly pissed, just then, the virgin hosties arrived. They scouted the place for a bit and decided that our group (5 people in total) were the life of the party, so they came over and joined in the fun. After a few more drinks one of the hosties asked me if she could buy me a drink......well who am I to refuse. So she leaned over the bar and ordered a "flaming lamboghini". As it was being prepared, she turned and asked if i have ever had one, to which i replied "no"......she just smiled. Now before we continue, i am a fairly heavy drinker (600 bux in one night being my record), so i am not to bad in handling the odd "crazy drink". Well the drink finally arrived and it was as follows. A big triangular cocktail glass 1/2 filled with bailies, and a LARGE shot glass filled with 151 proof rum. You light the rum on fire and pour it into the glass while the drinker....ie....me, drinks the whole thing using a straw. Here is what happened. The flamage begins and i immediately start ripping the drink down through the straw. Unfortunately for me, i drink it WAY to fast and cop some of the still burning rum into my mouth and stomache. Well lets just say the next 2 minutes hurt, but that is not the end.....oh no! Feeling well crook and very very drunk, i decide to go back to the hotel. I head out the door not bothering to say bye to anyone as i was really feeling bad. I crossed the road and headed down towards the taxi rank. There was a whole heap of road works going on in the area, and thus there was that guard railing all over the place to stop people falling in the whopping holes in the ground. Suddenly i had the urge to chuck......mega chuck! So i turn around and grab one of these railings and let fly with a massive amount of spew........... As i am basking in my new found glory, and feeling a lot better, i hear this raised voice. Looking around, there is no one anywhere, as its about 7 am. I finally figure out that its cantonese, but still can't figure out where its coming from, but its really close. I lower my eyes to the pavement.....and all is reveiled. Down in a large hole behind the railing i had just chucked over is a hong kong road worker now covered in my spew He is hurling abuse at me in cantonese (even though i don't speak it, i could sort of tell he wasn't happy with me), and i am just standing there with a bemused look on my face. Then, to add insult to injury, as he is in the middle of yelling at me......I let fly with another barrarge of chunder, and SPLAT, right onto his head...........ahhhhh crap.....time to leave. So i ran off down the road, had another spew into a pot plant, and strolled into Carnegies, and kept on driking. True story. [Report message to a moderator]

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	Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	TRD-ST162	Mon, 06 June 2005 14:49
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	skellator	Tue, 07 June 2005 07:05
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Corona RT142	Tue, 07 June 2005 07:06
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Jorrs	Tue, 07 June 2005 07:19
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	forced_induction	Tue, 07 June 2005 07:36
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	CLG	Tue, 07 June 2005 07:44
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	BlackSupra	Tue, 07 June 2005 09:01
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	CLG	Tue, 07 June 2005 11:44
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	BlackSupra	Tue, 07 June 2005 12:01
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	CLG	Tue, 07 June 2005 14:32
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Mr DOHC	Thu, 09 June 2005 10:55
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	acreese	Tue, 07 June 2005 14:37
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Jorrs	Tue, 07 June 2005 07:50
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	pushrod_POWA	Tue, 07 June 2005 09:00
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	mc68	Tue, 07 June 2005 16:10
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Mookie	Wed, 08 June 2005 00:29
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	BOCKA	Wed, 08 June 2005 02:30
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	TheStitt	Wed, 08 June 2005 00:38
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Caledwvech	Wed, 08 June 2005 01:01
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Jorrs	Wed, 08 June 2005 01:18
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	boris	Wed, 08 June 2005 01:22
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Yian	Thu, 09 June 2005 00:00
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	EldarO	Thu, 09 June 2005 01:43
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Caledwvech	Wed, 08 June 2005 01:43
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Mookie	Wed, 08 June 2005 02:18
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Merudo	Wed, 08 June 2005 02:47
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	UUP-46X	Wed, 08 June 2005 03:10
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	unforgiven	Wed, 08 June 2005 06:21
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	EldarO	Wed, 08 June 2005 06:28
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Squid	Wed, 08 June 2005 23:34
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	WantaTurbo	Wed, 08 June 2005 23:44
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	WantaTurbo	Wed, 08 June 2005 06:36
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	The Count	Wed, 08 June 2005 07:50
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	skellator	Wed, 08 June 2005 10:00
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	StuC	Wed, 08 June 2005 13:08
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	turboii	Wed, 08 June 2005 15:41
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	jackel	Wed, 08 June 2005 16:33
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	WantaTurbo	Wed, 08 June 2005 23:39
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Caledwvech	Wed, 08 June 2005 23:50
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Mookie	Thu, 09 June 2005 03:11
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	EldarO	Thu, 09 June 2005 06:14
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	ae95	Thu, 09 June 2005 06:24
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Ribfeast	Thu, 09 June 2005 06:40
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	EldarO	Thu, 09 June 2005 07:07
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Corona RT142	Thu, 09 June 2005 07:14
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Mookie	Thu, 09 June 2005 07:41
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	ke35 - 4AGZE	Thu, 09 June 2005 08:08
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	skellator	Thu, 09 June 2005 10:37
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	StuC	Thu, 09 June 2005 14:01
	Re: Had a few too many drinks? Made a Fool of yourself? Tell your story!!!	Mookie	Thu, 09 June 2005 14:09

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