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Location:
sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Lecture on Supernatural
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Wed, 15 May 2002 15:22
 
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A professor at W.Virginia University is giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About
40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their
hands. "That's a great response."
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's
fantastic."
"But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a
ghost?" One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises
his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step
back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us
about your experience."
The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way
up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? Sheeyit..... From back there it sounded like you
said 'goats'".
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