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Lukass
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Re: stupid car things you have seen

Tue, 26 July 2005 05:05

4DaDrift wrote on Sun, 24 July 2005 02:29

mate decided to do an oil change on his piazza powered gemini
no hes not a lebbo
he used a 600ml coke bottle (empty) to catch the old oil reasoning there coudlnt be that much in it
he came out from underneath as we pulled up to see the driveway covered in oil and his sandy blonde locks black as was most of his body

Go the piazza!
To be fair that was probably all he used to get out of the Gemi motor.

Chick at work had a fairly new Astra and decided it probably needed the oil topped up. She did manage to put it in the right place but decided they wouldn't give you a 5 litre container if you weren't supposed to use it. Somehow she got it all in there and it actually started, didn't get very far though. I paid out on her heaps so she wouldn't tell me any more but I know it cost her upwards of a grand through Holden.

Mate was driving and turned right at a big intersection with three lanes on each side and a divider in the middle. Now to go right you have to drive way across the intersection and around the divider. He wasn't really paying attention and just hooked it right up the wrong side. I'm yelling hey HEY! wrong side and he's gone... duh what, just then a car popped over the crest a bit further up the road coming towards us. OH SHIT! he yells and hooks it left and over the 18inch or so high divider. Luckily it had sort of sloped sides, hit it at probably 50k or so and sailed right over without even scraping, landing was a bit rough but we survived.

Had an old bloke in a VC commo come the wrong way around a roundabout at me, couldn't see him because of the garden they put in the middle. I'm in the right lane and moving at a fair pace when he pops up right in front of me. I've swerved left and around him, if the car had another coat of paint on it I would have scraped the guard rail. Somehow I manage to straighten it up and keep going but the whole time this bloke is going off in his car because he thought I was the one going the wrong way.

Coming back from the coast early one morning mates driving, I was pretty tired and kind of going to sleep when I noticed we were drifting over to the left, looked over and old mates snoring away in the drivers seat. I grab the wheel and straighten us back up, he's still sleeping away. I steared for probably five minutes (cruise was on) to see if he would wake up. Nope had to slap him in the side of the head a couple of times.

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