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Corona RT142 Forums Junkie Location: Campbelltown Registered: November 2003	Re: gf or car Mon, 01 August 2005 01:27 >I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ >so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with >their heart. > >For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting >into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says >"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." >I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!" >She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me >for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" >What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're >just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to >satisfy your physical needs as a man." > >Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. >The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. >We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed >department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several >different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to >take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to >compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. >We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of >diamond earrings. > >Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one >wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me >because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how >to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's >fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of >the excitement. >Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is >all dear, Let's go to the cashier". > >I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't >feel like it." >Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled >"WHAT???!!!" > >I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a >while.. >You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for >me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, >"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy >you?" > >Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either. got this emailed to me at work today [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	gf or car	joyrider_34	Sun, 31 July 2005 08:53
	Re: gf or car	Intensevil	Sun, 31 July 2005 09:02
	Re: gf or car	andylaurel	Tue, 02 August 2005 01:13
	Re: gf or car	gianttomato	Tue, 02 August 2005 01:47
	Re: gf or car	oldcorollas	Tue, 02 August 2005 05:59
	Re: gf or car	gianttomato	Tue, 02 August 2005 23:22
	Re: gf or car	oldcorollas	Wed, 03 August 2005 01:41
	Re: gf or car	gianttomato	Wed, 03 August 2005 02:44
	Re: gf or car	havabeer	Wed, 03 August 2005 03:19
	Re: gf or car	Daemon	Sun, 31 July 2005 09:05
	Re: gf or car	berad	Sun, 31 July 2005 09:07
	Re: gf or car	Rob.C	Sun, 31 July 2005 09:25
	Re: gf or car	berad	Sun, 31 July 2005 09:29
	Re: gf or car	dimmy77_03	Sun, 31 July 2005 09:33
	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Sun, 31 July 2005 22:40
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	Re: gf or car	paulst162	Tue, 23 August 2005 12:19
	Re: gf or car	Rolla Boy	Sun, 31 July 2005 09:39
	Re: gf or car	havabeer	Sun, 31 July 2005 10:30
	Re: gf or car	berad	Sun, 31 July 2005 10:32
	Re: gf or car	kingmick	Sun, 31 July 2005 10:33
	Re: gf or car	KOFFEE-BLACK	Sun, 31 July 2005 11:22
	Re: gf or car	joyrider_34	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:18
	Re: gf or car	Lucid	Mon, 01 August 2005 10:02
	Re: gf or car	joyrider_34	Tue, 02 August 2005 01:13
	Re: gf or car	clubagreenie	Sun, 31 July 2005 11:59
	Re: gf or car	draven	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:22
	Re: gf or car	stumpy	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:24
	Re: gf or car	Yian	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:33
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	Re: gf or car	Yian	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:41
	Re: gf or car	clubagreenie	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:35
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	Re: gf or car	draven	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:38
	Re: gf or car	clubagreenie	Sun, 31 July 2005 12:52
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	Re: gf or car	clubagreenie	Sun, 31 July 2005 13:14
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	Re: gf or car	Evan	Mon, 01 August 2005 00:07
	Re: gf or car	Ribfeast	Mon, 01 August 2005 00:30
	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Mon, 01 August 2005 00:31
	Re: gf or car	Corona RT142	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:04
	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:22
	Re: gf or car	Richrider	Tue, 23 August 2005 10:27
	Re: gf or car	Farkurnell	Mon, 01 August 2005 00:48
	Re: gf or car	tom210	Mon, 01 August 2005 00:53
	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Mon, 01 August 2005 00:55
	Re: gf or car	Farkurnell	Mon, 01 August 2005 03:07
	Re: gf or car	Yian	Mon, 01 August 2005 00:59
	Re: gf or car	Daemon	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:24
	Re: gf or car	Corona RT142	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:37
	Re: gf or car	havabeer	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:39
	Re: gf or car	Matt-itude	Tue, 02 August 2005 08:37
	Re: gf or car	kingmick	Tue, 02 August 2005 11:23
	Re: gf or car	kyler	Wed, 03 August 2005 01:06
	Re: gf or car	TA-022	Wed, 03 August 2005 01:32
	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Wed, 03 August 2005 01:37
	Re: gf or car	Corona RT142	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:27
	Re: gf or car	Yian	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:30
	Re: gf or car	ke382TG	Mon, 01 August 2005 01:39
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	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Mon, 01 August 2005 02:21
	Re: gf or car	havabeer	Mon, 01 August 2005 02:38
	Re: gf or car	Corona RT142	Mon, 01 August 2005 02:43
	Re: gf or car	wiso	Mon, 01 August 2005 02:53
	Re: gf or car	ke382TG	Mon, 01 August 2005 03:09
	Re: gf or car	Corona RT142	Mon, 01 August 2005 03:12
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	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Mon, 01 August 2005 07:55
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	Re: gf or car	mz21_shiznac	Mon, 01 August 2005 09:39
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	Re: gf or car	Sprinter Adam	Mon, 01 August 2005 11:31
	Re: gf or car	ke30king	Mon, 01 August 2005 13:05
	Re: gf or car	joorsh	Mon, 01 August 2005 13:38
	Re: gf or car	havabeer	Mon, 01 August 2005 13:43
	Re: gf or car	oldcorollas	Mon, 01 August 2005 14:27
	Re: gf or car	oldcorollas	Mon, 01 August 2005 17:00
	Re: gf or car	TougeVitz	Mon, 01 August 2005 14:28
	Re: gf or car	Yian	Mon, 01 August 2005 15:10
	Re: gf or car	4DaDrift	Mon, 01 August 2005 16:52
	Re: gf or car	kingmick	Mon, 01 August 2005 21:28
	Re: gf or car	Ribfeast	Tue, 02 August 2005 01:11
	Re: gf or car	Farkurnell	Tue, 02 August 2005 06:03
	Re: gf or car	justcallmefrank	Wed, 03 August 2005 00:24
	Re: gf or car	Merudo	Wed, 03 August 2005 00:29
	Re: gf or car	sagluren	Wed, 03 August 2005 07:33
	Re: gf or car	Jack05	Wed, 03 August 2005 11:24
	Re: gf or car	trdcmy	Tue, 09 August 2005 00:14
	Re: gf or car	SW20R	Tue, 09 August 2005 00:24
	Re: gf or car	towe_001	Tue, 09 August 2005 02:22
	Re: gf or car	TougeVitz	Tue, 09 August 2005 03:18
	Re: gf or car	Corona RT142	Tue, 09 August 2005 03:20
	Re: gf or car	#Fiend#	Tue, 09 August 2005 13:00
	Re: gf or car	havabeer	Tue, 09 August 2005 13:11
	Re: gf or car	towe_001	Wed, 10 August 2005 13:29
	Re: gf or car	VeeP	Tue, 09 August 2005 15:35
	Re: gf or car	havabeer	Wed, 10 August 2005 13:59
	Re: gf or car	gianttomato	Fri, 19 August 2005 04:58
	Re: gf or car	rob_RA40	Fri, 19 August 2005 05:28
	Re: gf or car	gianttomato	Fri, 19 August 2005 10:37
	Re: gf or car	Sprinter Adam	Sun, 21 August 2005 06:46
	Re: gf or car	SHEwiththe18RG	Thu, 11 August 2005 03:10
	Re: gf or car	towe_001	Thu, 11 August 2005 17:35
	Re: gf or car	verbatim210	Thu, 11 August 2005 05:29
	Re: gf or car	Supra-Girl	Thu, 11 August 2005 21:49
	Re: gf or car	TA-022	Thu, 11 August 2005 23:51
	Re: gf or car	dayzii	Fri, 19 August 2005 03:50
	Re: gf or car	db__	Fri, 19 August 2005 04:42
	Re: gf or car	Yian	Fri, 19 August 2005 22:28
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