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Girls Night Out (funnys thread) Mon, 22 August 2005 13:29 Go to previous message
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over- enthusiastic
on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing
a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them She was
lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon
on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their
business
they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to
suspect
the worst........... my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing"
said
the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'


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