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Re: Girls Night Out (funnys thread)	Mon, 22 August 2005 14:25

How To Shower Like a Woman > >> > > > >> > > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according > >>to lights and darks. > >> > > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. > >> > > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > >> > > Look at your womanly figure in the mirror - notice cellulite, make > >> > > mental note to get back onto diet, do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, stand > >> > > straighter, etc. > >> > > Hang up dressing gown, turn on fan, get in the shower. > >> > > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and > >>pumice stone. > >> > > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added > >>vitamins. > >> > > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. > >> > > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. > >> > > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until > >>red. > >> > > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. > >> > > Rinse conditioner off hair. > >> > > Shave armpits and legs. > >> > > Turn off shower. > >> > > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. > >> > > Spray mould spots with tile cleaner. > >> > > Get out of shower. > >> > > Dry with towel the size of a small country. > >> > > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. > >> > > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. > >> > > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. > >> > > > >> > > > >> > > How To Shower Like a Man > >> > > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them > >>in a pile. > >> > > Walk naked to the bathroom. > >> > > If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the > >> > > 'woo-woo' > >> > > sound. > >> > > Look at your manly physique in the mirror. > >> > > Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. > >> > > Get in the shower. > >> > > Wash your face. > >> > > Wash your armpits. > >> > > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. > >> > > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. > >> > > Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. > >> > > Wash your hair. > Use the wife's razor > >> > > Make a shampoo Mohawk. > >> > > Wee. > >> > > Rinse off and get out of shower. > >> > > Partially dry off. > >> > > Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain was hanging out > >> > > of bath > >>the whole time. > >> > > Admire willy size in mirror again. > >> > > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, soap on shower floor, > >> > > light on. > >> > > Return to bedroom with towel around waist. > >> > > If you pass wife, flash her, pull off towel, shake willy and make the > >> > 'woo-woo' sound again. > >> > > Throw wet towel on bed. > >> > > > >> > > > >> > BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH [Report message to a moderator]

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