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an email sent to me
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but
knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought
long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to
hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew alot
about ranching. For weeks,the two of them worked, and the ranch
was
doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a
really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town
and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town
that Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired
hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace
with a glass of wine,
waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her
eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. "Now,"
she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly
pulled them down and off.
Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:11 |
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CoronaC | Tue, 23 August 2005 06:16 |
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:25 |
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:36 |
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:40 |
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WantaTurbo | Tue, 23 August 2005 01:26 |
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Jorrs | Tue, 23 August 2005 04:49 |
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Jorrs | Tue, 23 August 2005 05:41 |
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stradlater | Tue, 23 August 2005 06:03 |
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Sprinter-Saurus | Tue, 23 August 2005 11:11 |
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AW11 no Jitsu | Tue, 23 August 2005 11:55 |
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MarioM | Wed, 24 August 2005 23:26 |
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WantaTurbo | Thu, 25 August 2005 01:33 |
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roids70 | Sat, 27 August 2005 23:28 |
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Paranoid Android | Sun, 28 August 2005 02:05 |
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Paranoid Android | Sun, 28 August 2005 15:41 |
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Corona RT142 | Tue, 30 August 2005 02:04 |
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roids70 | Tue, 30 August 2005 02:14 |
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Corona RT142 | Tue, 30 August 2005 04:54 |
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forced_induction | Wed, 31 August 2005 12:11 |
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Corona RT142 | Wed, 31 August 2005 12:38 |
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Jorrs | Wed, 31 August 2005 14:55 |
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corona crew | Sun, 04 September 2005 05:43 |
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Jorrs | Sun, 04 September 2005 11:07 |
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Jorrs | Sun, 04 September 2005 12:41 |
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Paranoid Android | Sun, 04 September 2005 12:44 |
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corona crew | Mon, 05 September 2005 06:48 |
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smt_007 | Mon, 05 September 2005 12:37 |
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EldarO | Mon, 05 September 2005 13:43 |
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peewee | Tue, 06 September 2005 13:26 |
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forced_induction | Wed, 07 September 2005 02:36 |
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mk27m | Thu, 08 September 2005 09:25 |
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Dr_Love | Fri, 09 September 2005 00:15 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:31 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:37 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:44 |
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mynameisrodney | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:44 |
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MarioM | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:48 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:52 |
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Corona RT142 | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:58 |
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