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Re: stupid sayings Sun, 04 September 2005 08:59 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
A rather strange dude that goes to my uni also works at the caltex in fyshwick, and his usual making conversation saying to me is 'are you working today'... So I thinks, nup, I always wear these grubby shitty clothes and drive around my companies truck on my day off Rolling Eyes ...

Then one time he said 'you're wearing your horizon fitness shirt'. Yep. I know. I put it on this morning 'cos it's a work shirt, and I knew I was going to work today. Just struck me as the most peculiar, out of context statement I had ever heard.

And we all get the dad jokes...

the 'you don't look like a ... '
and the 'hello (thing you just stated you were)'
and the:

me: I'm fucking pissed off
dad: "why are you having sex with pissed off?"

As far as the yo mumma jokes are concerned, they were rarely funny in the first place, but there are some people I know that still have the "your mum's ..." reflex before they even think.
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