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Re: Girls Night Out (funnys thread)
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Fri, 09 September 2005 03:05
 
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LOL that last one is wrong!!
Don't fart in bed
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of
farting loudlyevery morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes
water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off
because it was making her sick.
He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he
would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey
for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
where shehad put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the
spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound
asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the
elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts
into hisshorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting whichwas followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
laughing, tears in her eyes!After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty
good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have
warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting
my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of
God, someVaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:05 |
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:11 |
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:25 |
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:36 |
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Corona RT142 | Tue, 23 August 2005 00:12 |
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:40 |
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WantaTurbo | Tue, 23 August 2005 01:26 |
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Jorrs | Tue, 23 August 2005 04:49 |
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Jorrs | Tue, 23 August 2005 05:41 |
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mynameisrodney | Tue, 23 August 2005 12:02 |
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WantaTurbo | Thu, 25 August 2005 01:33 |
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paulst162 | Fri, 26 August 2005 10:21 |
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Paranoid Android | Sun, 28 August 2005 02:05 |
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forced_induction | Sun, 28 August 2005 10:31 |
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Paranoid Android | Sun, 28 August 2005 15:41 |
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Corona RT142 | Tue, 30 August 2005 02:04 |
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mynameisrodney | Tue, 30 August 2005 02:07 |
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roids70 | Tue, 30 August 2005 02:14 |
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Corona RT142 | Tue, 30 August 2005 04:54 |
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forced_induction | Wed, 31 August 2005 12:11 |
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Squid | Tue, 06 September 2005 02:32 |
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Corona RT142 | Wed, 31 August 2005 12:38 |
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Jorrs | Wed, 31 August 2005 14:55 |
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corona crew | Sun, 04 September 2005 05:43 |
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Jorrs | Sun, 04 September 2005 11:07 |
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mynameisrodney | Sun, 04 September 2005 12:11 |
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Jorrs | Sun, 04 September 2005 12:41 |
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Paranoid Android | Sun, 04 September 2005 12:44 |
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corona crew | Mon, 05 September 2005 06:48 |
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smt_007 | Mon, 05 September 2005 12:37 |
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EldarO | Mon, 05 September 2005 13:43 |
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peewee | Tue, 06 September 2005 13:26 |
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forced_induction | Wed, 07 September 2005 02:36 |
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mk27m | Thu, 08 September 2005 09:25 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:31 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:37 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:44 |
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mynameisrodney | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:44 |
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MarioM | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:48 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:52 |
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Corona RT142 | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:58 |
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72PASSEDU | Thu, 15 September 2005 00:35 |
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