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Official Cruise Dude
Location: liverpool
Registered: March 2004
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Re: dukes of hazard
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Fri, 23 September 2005 00:08
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i liked it it was funny and some good driving
Quote: | Uncle Jesse: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Luke Duke: What?
Uncle Jesse: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.
Uncle Jesse: Why are divorces so expensive?
Luke Duke: Why?
Uncle Jesse: 'Cause they're *worth* it!
Uncle Jesse: You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!
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Quote: | Uncle Jesse: Here's another one; drunk walks out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying an antique grandfather clock. The guy drops the clock, breaking into a million pieces. He looks at the drunk and says, "Why don't you watch where you're going?" The drunk looks at him and says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else?"
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that one was GOLD LOL
Quote: | Daisy Duke: You know what's gonna happen. They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.
Uncle Jesse: That's why we love ya, honey.
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b1gb3n | Thu, 22 September 2005 17:46 |
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sated | Thu, 22 September 2005 19:45 |
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feral4mr2 | Thu, 22 September 2005 20:52 |
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Mr DOHC | Thu, 22 September 2005 21:19 |
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Cool1 | Thu, 22 September 2005 21:27 |
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white86 | Thu, 22 September 2005 21:38 |
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StockAE86 | Thu, 22 September 2005 23:09 |
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Shraka | Thu, 22 September 2005 23:40 |
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ae86drift | Sat, 24 September 2005 15:15 |
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puzzle man | Fri, 23 September 2005 00:08 |
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unforgiven | Fri, 23 September 2005 04:44 |
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ke382TG | Fri, 23 September 2005 04:50 |
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Cool1 | Fri, 23 September 2005 06:46 |
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Jorrs | Sat, 24 September 2005 02:05 |
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Daemon | Sat, 24 September 2005 05:58 |
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paulst162 | Sat, 24 September 2005 10:49 |
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TRD-GTI | Sat, 24 September 2005 12:16 |
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Mookie | Sun, 25 September 2005 06:41 |
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illuminatus | Mon, 26 September 2005 00:04 |
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st184 sillycar | Wed, 28 September 2005 03:09 |
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Shraka | Wed, 28 September 2005 03:44 |
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st184 sillycar | Wed, 28 September 2005 03:46 |
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Shraka | Wed, 28 September 2005 03:48 |
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cannonball | Wed, 28 September 2005 04:37 |
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b1gb3n | Wed, 28 September 2005 03:50 |
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Shraka | Wed, 28 September 2005 03:56 |
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Skip | Thu, 29 September 2005 00:32 |
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b1gb3n | Wed, 28 September 2005 03:59 |
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Shraka | Wed, 28 September 2005 04:01 |
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Corona RT142 | Wed, 28 September 2005 04:41 |
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puzzle man | Thu, 29 September 2005 04:27 |
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tom210 | Thu, 29 September 2005 10:40 |
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Mookie | Wed, 28 September 2005 05:11 |
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