Location: Blue Mountains
Registered: December 2004
Re: Politician gets a helping hand
Fri, 23 September 2005 02:00
An old political joke.....
One day Paul Keating was being driven by his chauffeur through the bush when suddenly a pig ran out from a farm and was hit by his limo killing it instantly. Being a pig farmer himself Paul Keating was extremely distressed and insisted that the chauffeur go up to the farmhouse and apologize personally. The chauffeur came back two hours later drunk and reeking of champagne, smoking a cigar and covered in lipstick. Paul demanded to know what the hell was going on. The chauffeur said "I went up to the farmhouse and apologized like you told me to and suddenly the farmer started cheering and gave me a cigar, the farmer's wife popped open a bottle of champagne and shared it around, then the farmer's daughter took me into her room and made mad, passionate love to me!". Paul Keating's jaw hit the ground, he said "What on earth did you say to them?" the chauffeur replied.... "All I said was I'm sorry but I'm Paul Keating's chauffeur and I just killed the pig!".
Fri, 23 September 2005 02:00
