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Registered:
January 2005
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Re: Public Service Announcement. (Work Safe)
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Mon, 26 September 2005 21:14
 
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Ok guys, sorry for that one. Try this one:
An elderly man in Darwin had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been
there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his
pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out........until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said..........."I'm here to feed the alligator.!!!"
Moral: Old men can still think fast!
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