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Re: Public Service Announcement. (Work Safe) Tue, 27 September 2005 23:13 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Three aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve,
Bruce and Bluey.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and
tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Bluey says.
"When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of
Fosters you are'."
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