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river Forums Junkie Location: Land of Oz Registered: June 2004	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty? Fri, 30 September 2005 07:50 Hi, I used to know a lot of these jokes. They've been around for a long time, but the years, the drugs, the kids, the alcohol has taken its toll on my memory. Though I do remember a few... This young couple just have their first child and the doctor comes out, shaking his head. He explains that the child is deformed. The young parents are not initmidated by this, so the doctor brings out the baby, and it's just an ear on a little pillow. After a moment of quietness the young parents take it in their stride and the father tickles the ear and says some silly baby talk. The doctor replies, "You have to speak up. It's deaf." Q: What crawls, turns blue, then stops A: A baby in a plastic bag Q: Why do women get married in white A: It's the colour of all whitegoods Q: Why did man invent the shopping trolly A: To teach women to walk on the back legs. Errr... wife approaching the PC.... seeyuzz river [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	st184 sillycar	Wed, 28 September 2005 03:35
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	h3ff44	Wed, 28 September 2005 03:42
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	MR 1JZ	Wed, 28 September 2005 03:43
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Corona RT142	Wed, 28 September 2005 03:46
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	ke382TG	Wed, 28 September 2005 04:22
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Corona RT142	Wed, 28 September 2005 04:30
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	lumpy	Wed, 28 September 2005 04:32
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	MR 1JZ	Wed, 28 September 2005 05:37
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	moo4AGZETA22	Wed, 28 September 2005 05:50
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	andrij	Wed, 28 September 2005 07:44
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	moo4AGZETA22	Wed, 28 September 2005 12:34
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	lumpy	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:54
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	st184 sillycar	Wed, 28 September 2005 06:03
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	clubagreenie	Wed, 28 September 2005 06:19
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Corona RT142	Wed, 28 September 2005 06:36
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	st184 sillycar	Wed, 28 September 2005 06:43
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	clubagreenie	Wed, 28 September 2005 13:35
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	coFF33	Wed, 28 September 2005 12:35
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Matt-AE86	Wed, 28 September 2005 12:39
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	coFF33	Wed, 28 September 2005 12:41
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Smokey228	Wed, 28 September 2005 12:47
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	coFF33	Wed, 28 September 2005 12:53
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	TRD-ST162	Wed, 28 September 2005 12:56
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Smokey228	Wed, 28 September 2005 13:05
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	ke20_rolla	Wed, 28 September 2005 13:20
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	draven	Wed, 28 September 2005 13:38
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	MR 1JZ	Wed, 28 September 2005 13:31
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	clubagreenie	Wed, 28 September 2005 13:44
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	ke20_rolla	Wed, 28 September 2005 13:49
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	st184 sillycar	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:14
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Corona RT142	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:18
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	ke382TG	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:23
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Corona RT142	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:30
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	mynameisrodney	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:46
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	ke382TG	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:47
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Smokey228	Thu, 29 September 2005 00:58
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Corona RT142	Thu, 29 September 2005 01:06
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Corona RT142	Thu, 29 September 2005 01:11
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	ke382TG	Thu, 29 September 2005 01:11
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Smokey228	Thu, 29 September 2005 01:44
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	moo4AGZETA22	Thu, 29 September 2005 02:03
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	draven	Thu, 29 September 2005 02:15
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	clubagreenie	Thu, 29 September 2005 06:52
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Turdinator	Thu, 29 September 2005 08:42
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	AW11 no Jitsu	Thu, 29 September 2005 15:15
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	Rainey	Fri, 30 September 2005 00:47
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	river	Fri, 30 September 2005 07:50
	Re: Dead Baby jokes: Cool & really funny, or just plain nasty?	PMP020	Fri, 30 September 2005 13:41

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