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Banned by his request
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moved to tamworth
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July 2002
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Re: plane jokes
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Mon, 03 October 2005 21:36
 
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has eveyone forgotten "any landing you walk away from,is a good landing":)
or my fav that i pay out on my rotor flying uncle,lol 25000 hours in choppers and you would think he would know better than get in one. "helicopters fly because they vibrate so badly, the earth rejects them"
or my fav sayings " .ucking nazi controllers" and "alright then, pull the bloody tape"
you know youve been flying to long,when you wife{or the attendant you with at the time}asks you if you want something and you reply "click,click".
if the plane bounces less than once, the captian is flying,if it bounces more than 3 times,the captains letting the first officer have a crack.if the plane plows in, you know they let the engineer have a go.
engineers are only put in a plane so the pilot can save his scan time for the attendants.
you know your a GA pilot when you have to fill your own plane.
you really know your in the mile high club,when her foot rests on the mic switch,for the whole 30 secounds.
mick
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plane jokes
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Mr DOHC | Mon, 03 October 2005 11:25 |
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mynameisrodney | Mon, 03 October 2005 11:34 |
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Bill Sherwood | Mon, 03 October 2005 12:29 |
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Mr DOHC | Mon, 03 October 2005 12:33 |
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Bill Sherwood | Mon, 03 October 2005 14:03 |
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shinybluesteel | Mon, 03 October 2005 14:13 |
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Bill Sherwood | Mon, 03 October 2005 14:30 |
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Bill Sherwood | Mon, 03 October 2005 14:37 |
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kingmick | Mon, 03 October 2005 21:36 |
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Classique71 | Tue, 04 October 2005 12:31 |
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Bill Sherwood | Tue, 04 October 2005 13:06 |
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thechuckster | Tue, 04 October 2005 13:38 |
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kingmick | Tue, 04 October 2005 20:21 |
