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Re: Alternative Medicine/My encounter with a gas bottle Tue, 04 October 2005 01:11 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Last stint I had in Hospital the last thing I wanted was some hot nurse giving me a wash in the shower. The uglier the better I thought.

I had about 40cm of small intestine removed, a cut from bottom of the sternum to below the belt line, piss bag attached Rolling Eyes , drips, naso-gastric tube etc.

I felt like shit, looked 10x worse and the last thing I wanted was a hottie nurse giving me a sponge down Confused Keep 'em rough and ready until I'm better thanks Wink

But hell, if I go in for broken bones, lacerations etc. hotties are fine Smile

Food! I didn't get to eat solids for about 5 days, then jelly for 3 days. So they could have taken a crap on a bit of cardboard and I reckon it would have been tempting Laughing

Quote:

"this isnt exactly how the dream went but i hope it ends the same way"

To which the ugly one replied

"what cold wet and alone"

She so wanted me..



Laughing

That's gold!

If you made it to the beach it soundsl ike the recovery is going well.

As an add-on to my original post: the alternative treatment I am taking is being used in a number of clinical trials at the moment. I just thought rather than fark myself up with the immune suppressing drugs I was meant to take I would give an alternative a go that has no known adverse side effects Very Happy All tests by the specialists have shown that I am on a winner Very Happy
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