inferno: how can you hook up the breather BEFORE the air flow meter?? Usually the only thing before the AFM is your airbox/airfilter. The breather must be hooked up inbetween the airflow meter & turbo. If you hook it up after the turbo or to the plenum, you will pump boost pressure into the breather, pressurising your crankcase system, a BIG no no you'll probably end up blowing out sump gaskets & the like. As Purplebeasty said, the best option is to fit a catch can, then you dont end up with the nasty oil mist from blow-by messing up your intake charge & reducing your detonation threshold (oil effectively reduces the octane rating of your air/fuel mixture)
and dont stress about not being able to touch the cam cover, its normal.