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-gt- Regular I Supported Toymods Location: Nthn Beaches, Sydney Registered: October 2004	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts' Fri, 18 November 2005 06:31 Nice one rodney! More: Chuck Norris does not age like you or me. He is actually over 700 years old. His actual age is not known as he answers anybody who asks with a roundhouse kick to the head. In his spare time, Chuck Norris works part time as an executioner for small third world countries. Chuck Norris' girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris! More than meets the eye! Chuck Norris! Robot in disguise!" and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. (edit: funky grammar) [Updated on: Fri, 18 November 2005 06:35] [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Chuck Norris 'Facts'	-gt-	Fri, 18 November 2005 02:17
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	hokey	Fri, 18 November 2005 03:22
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Corona RT142	Fri, 18 November 2005 03:32
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	AE86slut	Fri, 18 November 2005 03:35
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	xolent	Fri, 18 November 2005 03:36
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	AE86slut	Fri, 18 November 2005 03:42
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Squid	Fri, 18 November 2005 03:50
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	faulksy	Fri, 18 November 2005 04:05
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	magicmitch	Fri, 18 November 2005 04:12
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Evan	Fri, 18 November 2005 04:24
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	-gt-	Fri, 18 November 2005 04:50
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	AE86slut	Fri, 18 November 2005 04:54
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	mynameisrodney	Fri, 18 November 2005 05:50
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	ehendrikd	Fri, 18 November 2005 05:54
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	-gt-	Fri, 18 November 2005 06:31
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	mynameisrodney	Fri, 18 November 2005 06:44
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Conquest	Fri, 18 November 2005 07:02
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	-gt-	Fri, 18 November 2005 07:07
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	mynameisrodney	Fri, 18 November 2005 07:15
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	faulksy	Fri, 18 November 2005 07:23
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	-gt-	Fri, 18 November 2005 07:57
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	shinybluesteel	Fri, 18 November 2005 11:19
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	pushrod_POWA	Sun, 20 November 2005 11:30
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Bill Sherwood	Sun, 20 November 2005 13:52
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Conquest	Sun, 20 November 2005 13:57
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	EMP-2TG	Fri, 18 November 2005 12:16
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	xolent	Fri, 18 November 2005 12:46
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	finney	Fri, 18 November 2005 14:52
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	illuminatus	Sun, 20 November 2005 02:35
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Mr DOHC	Sun, 20 November 2005 05:31
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Big T	Sun, 20 November 2005 12:23
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Evil_Foetus	Sun, 20 November 2005 15:19
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Malicia	Sun, 20 November 2005 15:38
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Merudo	Sun, 20 November 2005 23:49
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Mr DOHC	Mon, 21 November 2005 07:07
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Shraka	Sun, 27 November 2005 23:31
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Evil_Foetus	Mon, 28 November 2005 01:16
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	mynameisrodney	Mon, 28 November 2005 01:30
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	Shraka	Mon, 28 November 2005 02:43
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	thu187	Mon, 28 November 2005 14:00
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	st184 sillycar	Sun, 04 December 2005 08:10
	Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'	thu187	Mon, 05 December 2005 00:51

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