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Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts' Fri, 18 November 2005 07:07 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
Oh, i'm killing myself!!

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

edit: Yeah conquest, that's the one. One more;

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[Updated on: Fri, 18 November 2005 07:10]

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