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September 2004
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Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'
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Sun, 20 November 2005 12:23
 
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 This is the funniest shit i've seen in a while!
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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hokey | Fri, 18 November 2005 03:22 |
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xolent | Fri, 18 November 2005 03:36 |
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AE86slut | Fri, 18 November 2005 03:42 |
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Squid | Fri, 18 November 2005 03:50 |
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faulksy | Fri, 18 November 2005 04:05 |
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magicmitch | Fri, 18 November 2005 04:12 |
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Evan | Fri, 18 November 2005 04:24 |
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-gt- | Fri, 18 November 2005 04:50 |
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AE86slut | Fri, 18 November 2005 04:54 |
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mynameisrodney | Fri, 18 November 2005 05:50 |
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ehendrikd | Fri, 18 November 2005 05:54 |
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-gt- | Fri, 18 November 2005 06:31 |
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mynameisrodney | Fri, 18 November 2005 06:44 |
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Conquest | Fri, 18 November 2005 07:02 |
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-gt- | Fri, 18 November 2005 07:07 |
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mynameisrodney | Fri, 18 November 2005 07:15 |
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faulksy | Fri, 18 November 2005 07:23 |
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-gt- | Fri, 18 November 2005 07:57 |
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shinybluesteel | Fri, 18 November 2005 11:19 |
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pushrod_POWA | Sun, 20 November 2005 11:30 |
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Bill Sherwood | Sun, 20 November 2005 13:52 |
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Conquest | Sun, 20 November 2005 13:57 |
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EMP-2TG | Fri, 18 November 2005 12:16 |
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xolent | Fri, 18 November 2005 12:46 |
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finney | Fri, 18 November 2005 14:52 |
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illuminatus | Sun, 20 November 2005 02:35 |
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Mr DOHC | Sun, 20 November 2005 05:31 |
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Big T | Sun, 20 November 2005 12:23 |
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Evil_Foetus | Sun, 20 November 2005 15:19 |
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Malicia | Sun, 20 November 2005 15:38 |
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Merudo | Sun, 20 November 2005 23:49 |
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Mr DOHC | Mon, 21 November 2005 07:07 |
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Shraka | Sun, 27 November 2005 23:31 |
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Evil_Foetus | Mon, 28 November 2005 01:16 |
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mynameisrodney | Mon, 28 November 2005 01:30 |
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Shraka | Mon, 28 November 2005 02:43 |
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thu187 | Mon, 28 November 2005 14:00 |
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thu187 | Mon, 05 December 2005 00:51 |
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