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Simon Forums Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia Registered: December 2003	Re: Lynx Jet Thu, 01 December 2005 07:39 Inga Bambi Mimi Eva Saskia More to come. Promiscuity claim lands LYNXjet Mostess in hot water. Allegations of flirtatiousness and promiscuity with a male passenger are just some of the accusations being levelled at LYNXjet “Mostess” Lola Allegra. It is alleged that in September of this year, Miss Allegra had invited a male passenger, Mr. Michael Williams into the on board spa bath with her and a co-worker. Mr. Williams, after accepting the young lady’s proposition, then experienced a mild heart attack and is now suing the airline. We managed to track down the embattled airline staff member who seemed in surprisingly good spirits and was dealing with the situation with “a broad grin”. “Look, I was just doing my job. It’s no different from any other flight,” she said. ”I liked Mr. Williams and I think, if he hadn’t got sick, he would have enjoyed the fullness of our in-flight hospitality.“ Miss Allegra lists her hobbies as clubbing, boogie boarding and the study of Victorian poetry between the years 1863 and 1895. Lol, wtf? Discrimination board: "We can't stop LYNXjet". While other airlines have come under recent scrutiny for employment discrimination, brand new airline LYNXjet seems to have got off without so much as a warning. Although the new airline is staffed exclusively by young and extremely beautiful females who seem only too willing to satisfy LYNXjet passengers' every desire, no one seems to mind. "We've looked at their employment policy, we've conducted a number of extremely thorough interviews with the young ladies and, frankly, we found nothing wrong," said Gary Schneider of the Work Places Discrimination Board. “It all seems to check out pretty nicely, pretty damn nicely if you ask me,” Mr. Schneider added. "Look, if an airline chooses to have only gorgeous young ladies on staff, who are we to stop the fun." [Updated on: Mon, 12 December 2005 07:05] [Report message to a moderator]

	Subject	Poster	Date
	Lynx Jet	Simon	Wed, 30 November 2005 08:58
	Re: Lynx Jet	Corona RT142	Wed, 30 November 2005 09:01
	Re: Lynx Jet	Simon	Wed, 30 November 2005 09:03
	Re: Lynx Jet	mc68	Wed, 30 November 2005 15:37
	Re: Lynx Jet	illuminatus	Wed, 30 November 2005 23:06
	Re: Lynx Jet	Corona RT142	Wed, 30 November 2005 23:16
	Re: Lynx Jet	Simon	Thu, 01 December 2005 07:39
	Re: Lynx Jet	Toobs	Thu, 01 December 2005 10:32
	Re: Lynx Jet	gianttomato	Thu, 01 December 2005 11:59
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	Re: Lynx Jet	48xmax	Tue, 06 December 2005 00:06
	Re: Lynx Jet	MR 1JZ	Mon, 12 December 2005 06:32
	Re: Lynx Jet	Simon	Mon, 12 December 2005 07:08

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