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Sydney
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November 2003
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Wed, 22 June 2005 13:49
 
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perfect in a crowded bar, i wont take credit for this casue i herd it somewhere else BUT:
walk up to a chick and say in a kinda stroppy tone.
Did YOU invite all these people?? I thought it was just going to be the 2 of us???!!
one i made up while at work, and it works a treat too!
walk up to a chick and give her ur fone wait til she has it in her hand, and she'll be hell confused too, and say "do u know wat this is? and she'll obvoiusly say yes "do u know how to use it??" and she'll hopefully say yes then u say "so were not going to have a problem is i ask u to put ur number in it are we?"
works well cause its straight forward not cheesy and also breaks the ice really well. they'll love u casue ur original in ur apporoach too.
if it backfires and shes a gronk and cant use mobiles jsut whip up something like, well i was going to ask u to put ur number in my fone but i can help show u how if u like?
ok and another one that only works when ur completely pissed as. casue ull need alot of booze to get the balls to do it.
get a coaster and tear it half way down the middle and mount it on the bridge of your nose, walk u to ur target chick and say
"excuse me! did u jsut throw this at me?!"
she'll either think your a complete dickhead (but your drunk so who cares) or she'll think ur the funniest guy in the world.
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Location:
Newcastle
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June 2004
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Thu, 23 June 2005 02:10
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| Arthur wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 13:57 |
Best pick up lines i heard are from the "family guy"
Quamister:
1. "you must be a parking ticket, cause you are mighty fine"
2. Scenario: theme park waiting in line, sees a beautiful girl, raises his hand to the top of her head, and says "you have to be this beautiful to ride the quamister"
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Quamister??? WTF? Have you ever actually seen an episode? The 1st one is a misquote too...
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Location:
Sydney
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January 2005
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Thu, 23 June 2005 02:55
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| domasik wrote on Wed, 22 June 2005 23:49 |
walk up to a chick and give her ur fone wait til she has it in her hand, and she'll be hell confused too, and say "do u know wat this is? and she'll obvoiusly say yes "do u know how to use it??" and she'll hopefully say yes then u say "so were not going to have a problem is i ask u to put ur number in it are we?"
if it backfires and shes a gronk and cant use mobiles jsut whip up something like, well i was going to ask u to put ur number in my fone but i can help show u how if u like?
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Thats classic man, but im geussing if i walk up to a chick in the club wif my fone in my hand, she'll think i prolly stole it. ahahahah
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Location:
Newcastle
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June 2004
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Thu, 23 June 2005 03:53
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| J-AE86 wrote on Fri, 17 June 2005 16:27 |
"did you just fart? , cause you blew me away" lol heard it on tv ages ago.
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ROFL
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On Probation
Location:
launceston tas
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March 2005
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Location:
Launceston
Registered:
March 2005
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Sat, 23 July 2005 12:05
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i'm crying reading some of these, fuck they good...
I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
ok this is just gay
People say that masturbating will make you go blind, if that were true, not only would i be blind, but my seeing eyedog would have vision problems.
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Sat, 23 July 2005 23:21
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I dont think i've ever seriously used a pick up line...maybe on someone i know if i was drunk enough 
The closest i've come to using a line, and it actually worked was:
Walked up to some random hottie and asked if i could buy her a drink. When she asked in a cynical tone "why would you want to do that?" i replied "well, you're sexy and i'd rather look like a drunk with someone than alone."
It worked for some reason, and she ended up buying me more drinks than i did her Too bad she's slightly fucked in the head and makes mine(head) feel rather strange when i wake up next to her...still...she was fun\interesting for a while.
I usually just get chopped or drunk and run around talking to people and occasioanly cut sick on the dance floor(cant dance for shit but i never care) I've found that on the rare occasions i've actually tried to pick up its been pretty hard. When i'm out for a good time i usually find it no hassle at all 
Oh, and Quagmire rocks.
*Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall*
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot
or
Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
or the best
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
[Updated on: Sat, 23 July 2005 23:27]
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Location:
NSW Engadine
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Sun, 24 July 2005 01:06
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"Wanna Fuck?"
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Location:
Adelaide
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January 2005
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Sun, 24 July 2005 04:50
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approach them with a straight face try and say it serious
do you suck, fuck or collect stamps?
if shes a cool chik with a sence of humor shell catch on and say she collects stamps and your in.
or it could go the other way and shes a slapper and does all three and isnt affraid to admit and next thing u knwo ur in the taxi on the way back to your house.
or a slap in the face
cheers scott
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Location:
brisbane
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Sun, 24 July 2005 09:38
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*grabs balls* SHAKE THAT ASS LOOSE COZ U BOUT TO GET FUCKED 
hasnt worked yet
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Location:
Newcastle
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April 2004
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Sun, 24 July 2005 23:23
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When I worked in a pub, i had a guy walk up to me, hand me a key and say "you'll need this later". I got a good laugh
Also,
guy " got a boyfriend?"
me "yes"
guy "does he want to fight me?"
guy "got a boyfriend?"
me " yes"
guy "is he better looking than me?"
They both got laughs too
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
June 2003
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Mon, 25 July 2005 13:47
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"Did you know that im the son of Melvin?.... the son of Alvin?"
"Do you put out?"
"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
im horrible at pick up lines, girls tend to pick me up 
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Location:
Perth W.A.
Registered:
April 2004
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Re: PICK UP LINES!! Thats right...
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Mon, 25 July 2005 14:28
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You make me harder then chinese algebra!
Nice pants/skirt (whatever) they'll look better on the bottom of my bedroom floor.
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