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Barossa valley SA
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January 2003
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really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 06:19
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Just a little somethig that happened last sunday night that I think you guys might find funny.
Some dickhead decided to nick the fuel out of the little escort panel van we use for a run around at work. He started to syphon out the petrol but was having a little trouble because it was so dark in the shed, so what this brainiack do, he gets out his ciggarette lighter.
The thing was the coppers were just around the corner talking to his mates and on hearing the bang as the tyre under the petrol filler blew, they ran around the corner to find this guy rolling around the yard screaming
ah sweet sweet justice 
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Location:
Canberra
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January 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 06:28
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You have just made my friday thats the funniest shit i've heard all day
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Location:
Barossa valley SA
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 06:34
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no problems, I have good chuckle everytime I think about it. 
apparently all the skin was peeling off his legs and hands. I should go up to the hospital and laugh at him in person, he'd be easy enough to find just look for a guy with no eyebrows 
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Location:
bris
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 06:49
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this seems to happen to a lot of ppl...
i've heard a few stories of when ppl are looking for the feul cap to re-feul there cars in the darkness they always use a lighter to do so...
is it jus that they're stupid or just dont realise petrol is flammable?
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Sydney
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 07:13
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IDIOT!!! IDIOT!!! i tells ya.
People never cease to amase me.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Central Coast
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 07:17
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BWAHAHAHA Sucked in to the dead sh!t !!!
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Location:
Tasmania
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April 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 08:01
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There is a God after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I supported Toymods
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I renounced punctuation
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 08:08
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Every year, one or two of these guys come through our emergency department. You can pick them from the singed eyebrows and eyelashes. We had one that suffered a pretty nasty blast injury and some inhalational burns.
Not one of them struck me as a potential Rhodes scholar. I remind them that a flashlight doesn't have a naked flame and is an excellent modern light source.
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Location:
Barossa valley SA
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 10:51
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One guy that I was talking to about this said he was in Yunta when some truckie, probably running on truckie drugs, used a lighter to see how much there was left in his petrol tanker, unfotunatly for him it was almost empty.
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 11:35
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how's the car?
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Location:
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 06 June 2003 13:00
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Reminds me of the Darwin awards - but it seems to common from the above posts to stand out in those awards.
Funny all the same! I bet even the cops were laughing!
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Club Member
Location:
Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Sat, 07 June 2003 07:59
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LOL... What a dumbass...
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Location:
Barossa valley SA
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Sat, 07 June 2003 09:04
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The escort isn't too bad, a blown tyre, some scorched bubbled paint and some fire damage to the fuel tank.
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Location:
Brisbane
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June 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Sun, 08 June 2003 03:38
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Cheap thrills, for $3.50 you can buy 2 litres of petrol and a lighter. For all his effor he may as well just poured it on himself and done it right the first time.
It would be intresting to see *if* the nice police officer will return ur stolen fuel.
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May 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Sun, 08 June 2003 07:58
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NO SHIT !!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I supported Toymods
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I renounced punctuation
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Sun, 08 June 2003 08:28
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| boudan wrote on Sun, 08 June 2003 13:38 |
Cheap thrills, for $3.50 you can buy 2 litres of petrol and a lighter. For all his effort he may as well just poured it on himself and done it right the first time.
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Sad to say, but self immolation is the most common reason for severe burns. 
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Location:
mona vale,northern beache...
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Mon, 09 June 2003 07:36
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instant karma...
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Location:
Mornington Peninsula
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Tue, 10 June 2003 04:07
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Some people just don't deserve the gift of life.
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
April 2003
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Location:
Mornington Peninsula
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Wed, 11 June 2003 22:41
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Yeah that's true, you have to have dumb arses out there to make us feel better about ourselves.
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: really intelligent fuel theif
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Fri, 13 June 2003 03:00
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See it all works out
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