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 the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Tue, 10 June 2003 15:24
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got emailed this one today - thought it was rather funny..
The top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
10) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
9) Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7) I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
6) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
5) Is it true that people become cops because they're too stupid to work at McDonald's?
4) I pay your salary!
3) Thanks Officer! The last officer only gave me a warning, too.
2) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
1) Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Tue, 10 June 2003 15:25
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my fave is number 2 ..
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May 2002
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Tue, 10 June 2003 23:19
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When he tells you to put your hands on the roof say "I don't go that way!"
"there's no blood in my alcohol ossifer"
If he hand cuffs you say "I usually like to be taken to dinner first"
If he says "get in the back" say "not on first dates sugar"
Ask if you can see his gun. Tell him your's is bigger anyway.
If he asks your address tell him it is on your licence, or can't he read that.
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I supported Toymods
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May 2002
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Tue, 10 June 2003 23:33
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hahahahahah...
funny ..
no 2 is my favourite to.
mmm men in uniform 
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I supported Toymods
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May 2002
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Wed, 11 June 2003 06:36
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| HSV_gal wrote on Wed, 11 June 2003 09:33 |
mmm men in uniform
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mmmmm offersluts out of uniform 
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Brisbane
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February 2003
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Wed, 11 June 2003 08:24
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hahahahaha 
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May 2002
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Wed, 11 June 2003 11:01
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hahaha no 2 and no 8 .
8 might get you into a lot of trouble around here.
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Wed, 11 June 2003 11:31
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am officer.
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Wed, 11 June 2003 13:17
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I almost said to a lady officer 2 weeks ago
"u dont intimidate me with that moustache of yours !!!"
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Sydney, NSW
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May 2002
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Sat, 14 June 2003 07:08
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This is sort of on the topic... At work on friday, I went to get changed to do the arvo shift and bring customers cars up for them when they arrive... So I came downstairs to find a customer already standing on the driveway... So I walked up to him and asked him to show his receipt so I can get the car and he says, "Where is everyone??? Is everyone upstairs smoking cones or something???"... So me the little smartass decides say "Nah, that was earlier in the day"... Then I read his receipt and the car title says "Sirion" and I pleasantly asked "You own a Sirion, were you smoking cones when you bought that???"
He said nothing back ...
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Mon, 16 June 2003 00:05
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Hahahaha. That is a good one Ben. Prolly still smoking cones trying to forget the purchase of said Sirion.
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Mon, 16 June 2003 06:21
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| YelloRolla wrote on Wed, 11 June 2003 09:19 |
If he asks your address tell him it is on your licence, or can't he read that.
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Hahaha that is so funny.
You funny one Ben.
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Canberra
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August 2002
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Adelaide
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May 2003
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Wed, 18 June 2003 04:35
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Not really funny, but when I was driving my ex datsun 200B, the police pulled me over for, exreme amounts of smoke. When they zasked to look under the bonnet i joked with my dad about weather or not we should declare the turbo conversion. The gave s very serious looks while we were laughing, and she asked when the bonnet was popped, are you sure that this is the standard engine sir. It was quite funny. Although they didnt see the funny side and instead of a cop shop inspection, she made me take it to regency,good car tho.
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Canberra
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August 2002
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Thu, 19 June 2003 13:26
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police these days tend to take everything a lil 2 serious, and seem to have limited senses of humour.
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Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Thu, 19 June 2003 14:09
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next time i get pulled over im going to hand them my CAMS lisence instead of my drivers lisence
cop will go "  wheres your drivers lisence"
ill go "thats it, that ones better it lets me go as fast as i like  "
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Hornsby, N.S.W
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September 2002
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Thu, 19 June 2003 14:20
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smart ass!!! 
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Canberra
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April 2003
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Re: the top 10 things to say when getting pulled over (not!)
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Thu, 19 June 2003 15:19
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Here some more good ones for you:
* Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
* Hey, you must've been doin' about 220kpm to keep up with me. Good job!
* Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
* When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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