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Jayem
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Non existing inventions Sun, 22 June 2003 21:50 Go to next message
I found this page http://www.hattijahunen.com/index1.htm

Here's some inventions...
http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/pistooli.jpg
Spark Plug Changing Pistol.
Increases considerably the productivity. No more sticky plug spanners - just shoot the new plugs into the block or cylinder head.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/katiska.jpg
Fish Trap with Casting Rod and Reel.
Multiply your catch faster than the time unit with this ingenious new trap.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/wunderbaum.jpg
Wunderbaum for Motorists.
Enjoy your favourite magic tree air freshener on your motorbike, too! With a special container for the air freshener, it is 100% compatible with your helmet and goggles!

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/chainsaw.jpg
Hand-operated Chainsaw.
An environmentally friendly tool for your summer home or country cottage. No gas, no fumes, no noise! Saw whenever you desire - even in the night! Saw even in your living-room!



http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/uupultti.jpg
U-bolt and U-nut.
For secure joints. The nut can optionally be round. A scecial tool is needed to engage these two parts

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/pumppu.jpg
Special tool to engage the U-bolts and U-nuts
Aka "Russian Push Screwdriver" or "Cat Poison". With a minimum of moving components, very reliable operation.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/tupakit.jpg
Self lightening cigarettes

Go check more. It's partly english.

Gotta add pic of my friends way too cool Moskvich Elite from same site.
http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/mosse.jpg
I dont know how this pic end up in these pages.

[Updated on: Sun, 22 June 2003 21:51]

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Rolla Boy
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Re: Non existing inventions Mon, 23 June 2003 05:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing ...

I love the spark plug gun and the U bolt...
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toycelica77
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Re: Non existing inventions Mon, 23 June 2003 05:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i know someone who made a u-bolt and u-nut on his apprenticeship, his teachers just didnt appreicate the joke and failed him for that module Laughing

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Re: Non existing inventions Mon, 23 June 2003 07:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ha ha, love the U BOLT
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MaNGeW
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Re: Non existing inventions Mon, 23 June 2003 09:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
LOL
these are good.
any more....?
if so post them Laughing
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Jayem
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Re: Non existing inventions Tue, 24 June 2003 00:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Ok! heres this same site in english http://www.geocities.com/bedsitterman/

I think that Spark Plug Changing Pistol would really be handy.
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papercut
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Re: Non existing inventions Tue, 24 June 2003 03:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hell yes, no more tools
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Re: Non existing inventions Tue, 24 June 2003 09:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Here is an awesome tool... Foolproof one it is...

http://www.geocities.com/bedsitterman/pyoropultti.jpg
Round-Headed Nuts and Bolts.
Round-ended spanner is the special tool that you'll need to screw and unscrew round-headed nuts and bolts.
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Jayem
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Re: Non existing inventions Tue, 24 June 2003 22:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Seems like there is twice as much inventions in Finnish site so I post some of best ones here...

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/sylinterihattu.jpg
Air cooled top hat.
For hotheaded misters. Effective cooling during intense controversy.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/kuusio.jpg
Hexagon bolt and hexagon nut.(one of my favourites)
No need for NyLocs and loc shims no more, also protects from amateur mechanics and their monkey spanners. Better use these in my Toyota Laughing .

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/sukset.jpg
Revolving door skis.
With these you go tru revolving door, can you say too easily.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/lapia.jpg
Spade with chain handle.
Speeds up your productivity, since your workers will no more need to lean on the spade handle.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/screensaver.jpg
Wooden screensaver.
Plywood. Resolution 3x3.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/tuplahana.jpg
Double Faucet.
Better be safe than sorry.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/flashlight.jpg
Gasolin powered flashlight.
Uses compact two stroke. Now you dont have to worry about batteries.

http://www.hattijahunen.com/kuvat/kuppimutteri.jpg
Hemisphere-head bolt and special wrench.
Nice and tidy looking bolt head for visible juncture.

Most of these are my translations so nag to me Laughing .
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Re: Non existing inventions Wed, 25 June 2003 00:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
But the gasoline powered flash light is real... Rolling Eyes
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Re: Non existing inventions Wed, 25 June 2003 12:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i want that flash light

and that shovel would make a good weapon
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Jayem
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Re: Non existing inventions Wed, 25 June 2003 13:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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i want that flash light

and that shovel would make a good weapon


Are you going to conquer some dark cave full of hostile creatures? Rolling Eyes

Anyone have a pic of gasoline powered flashlight?

And actually that spade with chain handle is also existing.
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Re: Non existing inventions Wed, 25 June 2003 13:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Genius
pure genius!
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RobST162
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Re: Non existing inventions Fri, 27 June 2003 05:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ahhhh crack me up... love the spade
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YelloRolla
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Re: Non existing inventions Fri, 27 June 2003 08:20 Go to previous message
Confirmation. The flashlight is real (dad's got one) has a car headlight type globe.

The things that people can draw up while they're at work!
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