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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Sun, 06 July 2003 23:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
kick ass and chew bubblegum.. that's from the duke nukem 3d computer game Razz
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 07 July 2003 00:14 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Shit yeah! I remember that game!
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 07 July 2003 05:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yipee kiyay mother fucker -die hard
I'm baaack -indepence day
welcome to earth asshole-independance day
you could stick your head up a bulls ass to get a good look at your steak or you could take the butchers word for it-tommy boy?
Did you see the sign in the front yard that said dead nigger storage,of course not cause i don't store dead niggers -pulp fiction
homer sprays pepper spray on his dinner -umm incapacitating ohhh
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 07 July 2003 08:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"If you feel in control, you're not going fast enough" - Mario Andretti Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy ...
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 07 July 2003 12:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"he wants to fuck her in an uncomfortable place"

"what, like the back of a volkswagon"
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Tue, 08 July 2003 02:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hard core is coming back - and its coming back strong. The only time it is ever too hard for me is gabber... its just too much for this little kid.

Happy Hard is still around - you just have to ask Spellbound very nicely to play it Very Happy Damn i love his style!

Now some quotes:

- Terrance, can check my ass for abnormalities?
*FART*
HAHAHA! Now your head smells like my ass!

- "I hate you both! And i hope you both get Cancer!"
*GASP* "CANCER?!?!"
"Yes, in the HEAD!"
"HEAD CANCER!?!?!"



And i think you will find that almost ALL of the voice quotes from Duke Nukem 3D were taken from Evil Dead 3.
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Tue, 08 July 2003 07:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
south park:
"Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. beefcake. BEEFCAKE!" - cartman
"Maybe it's all in head! Maybe I'm going insane! AH NO I'M GOING INSANE!!" - tweak

"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" - Woody Allen

Oh no! There's blood in my alcohol stream
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
It's too bad whole families have to be torn apart by such simple things as wild dogs
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and all your friends are watching you fall, I think it would be funny to pretend you were swimming
When men talk sex to women it's called sexual harassment, but when women talk sex to men it's $3.95 a minute
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Driving isn't dangerous, crashing is dangerous
Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot them in the dark
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Tue, 08 July 2003 23:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
oh no, there's blood and public hair all over the studio - grand theft auto: vice city
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Wed, 09 July 2003 11:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
The WITZL..... OMFG another Hardcore lover!!!!

Gabber is not too hard!!! Man I love dutch gabber!!

Speedcore and stuff like Nordcore I like to listen to at home though, I don't really like to even attempt to dance to it.... 220 bpm and my legs give way!! I can't keep up!!

Nod Nod Yep Happy looks like it is making a comeback... which is good cause it has always been my favorite style.... very uplifting with either female vocals or chipmunk on meth like vocals charge me up so much!!

Yay... Scott Brown comming back to Bris-Vegas in a few weeks!! Too bad no Hixxy this time! For those in Sydney... get your ass to Godspeed!!!

Take care people,
SPEEDCORE!!
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Wed, 09 July 2003 14:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
GODSPEED - oh yes.
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Wed, 09 July 2003 20:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
the kick ass and chew bubblegum one isn't in evil dead 3 tho

"are all men from the future loud mouthed braggarts?
nope. Just me baby, just me" - AOD

I'd go into some of the lengthier full metal jacket ones, but I'm too lazy, and it's probably result in the thread getting locked. "how tall are you private? Sir five foot nine sir..."
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Wed, 09 July 2003 21:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"i didn't know they stacked SHIT that high!"
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Fri, 11 July 2003 07:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol @ draven!!!

Umm dude... check page one of this thread out and look for my post!!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Too late man!!! Very Happy
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Fri, 11 July 2003 17:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Kent Brockman: "Scientists say they're also less attractive physically and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like 'oh yeah?' and 'com'ere a minute.'"

Homer: "Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart! Com'ere a minute."

Bart: "You com'ere a minute."

Homer: "Oh yeah?"
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Sun, 13 July 2003 07:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
this is my boom stick; ED3

shop smart, shop s-mart; ED3

most folk'll never lose a toe,
but then again some folk'll,
like cletus the slack jawed yokel,
hahaw; simpsons

i dont wanna look like a weirdo, i'll just go with the muu-muu; homer

who wants wax; cletus washing his kids in the car wash

infact anything by cletus is timeless,

thats right, i do what i want; cartman being a spoilt bitch

no kitty thats a bad kitty; cartman



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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Thu, 17 July 2003 01:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
food goes in here *points to mouth* - homer
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Thu, 17 July 2003 03:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
i mean take dr. zoidberg for example. he looks like he eats garbage... and does - fry, futurama
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Fri, 25 July 2003 13:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hardcore gets the blood pumping, i cant live without the stuff. part of my daily intake, part of the five food groups. hahahahhaha Laughing
i threw my girlfriend a surprise 21st b'day rave a couple of months ago, she loved it and i still havent heard the end of it! one day you will hear "happy hardcore saved my marriage!" but not from my lips anytime soon Very Happy
Speedcore, you're hectic brutha! rave on!
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 28 July 2003 10:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I couldn't resist:

Alan from The Real Cacun:

"I just wanna see some boobies"

and

"I LIVE HERE FUCKOS!!!!!"

hahah he is a dead set legend that guy!! Razz
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 28 July 2003 11:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
no offence if you liked it, but that movie is right down there on my list of movies to watch with "spiceworld", "hanson - the puberty years" and "my life as a jizz mopper" Smile
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 28 July 2003 12:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tsk,tsk,tsk

what kinda hoons are you??!

"This is gonna take a whole lot-a floorin'" H.S.

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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Tue, 29 July 2003 01:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
heeheee... tomacco Laughing

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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Wed, 30 July 2003 15:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
...and i gotta run to the little commanders room to give new meaning to the term "captains log", if you catch my drift...and if you get to close, you will...

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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Fri, 01 August 2003 02:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"It's time you started living like the pieceofschmit you are" - Family Guy

"Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better then us were suck and die" - Futurama

"And this here is Frankie, he's convinced he's a lunch room worker, so they put him to work in the lunchroom, HOW'S WORK IN THE LUNCHROOM FRANKIE"
"It's alright"
"Poor Frankie" - Futurama
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Fri, 01 August 2003 06:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Max Power, he's the man!
The name you'd love to touch.

But you mustn't touch!

His name sounds good in your ear,
but when you say it you mustn't fear.

Cause his name can be said by anyone!


___________________________________

Homer: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.

Bart: Isnt that the wrong way

Homer: Yes, but faster

_________________________________

You dont snuggle with max power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's [/thrusting hips]

[Updated on: Fri, 01 August 2003 07:00]

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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Fri, 01 August 2003 14:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
This is imho hands down the funniest simpsons quote

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled.]
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Sat, 02 August 2003 00:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Homer: "Dear Baby, welcome to dumpsville, population, You!"
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Sat, 02 August 2003 05:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Coocckk ROCKETTT... - ORGASMO
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Sat, 02 August 2003 11:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
LMFAO ED Laughing

"NO!! You can't call them 'the naughty twins!"
"Why not??"
"Because their the ASS FUCKED TWINS"

"Your gonna make me COME!" --> T-REX

Gotta love Ron Jeremy in that movie.... Jizz Master Zero! Bit of a take off name wise to people like Grandmaster Flash, and Funkmaster Flex!

Oh and don't forget the DA-DV!! Shocked

Would you beleive this was the first movie that my G/F and I ever saw together! hehehe
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Sun, 03 August 2003 02:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
"STUNT COCK"
***liiicckkk.... SLAP***
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Sun, 03 August 2003 22:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing that shit is wrong
justin Laughing
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 11 August 2003 08:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Homer S.: "No tv, and no beer makes Homer something something..."
Marge S.: "Go crazy"
Homer S.: "Dont mind if i do" (crazy ranting and screaming)
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Wed, 20 August 2003 13:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Oh wait! I nearly forgot my favorite quote! One of my all time favorites. (hope someone hasn't already said this)

"Laughing time is over." - McBain
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Thu, 21 August 2003 02:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
that used to be in my signature Rob Razz
along with.....

McBain: "Meeting ajourned!"
Hot Chick: "Wow! You certainly took care of that meeting McBain!"
McBain: "And now i am thinking of holding another meeting..... IN BED!"
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Thu, 21 August 2003 06:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
oh maria, my mighty heart is breaking....

I'll be in the hum vee
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 25 August 2003 10:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Here's a riddle that I found in the toilet at Tafe...

"Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted..."

and the reply:

"Shut your mouth you stupid pr**k,
You came here to pull your d**k..."

Hahaha...
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 25 August 2003 11:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Homer: "Wow. I never knew you felt that way about me!"
*NAAAIGHHH*
<jumps out window>
Homer: "i'll only hurt you!"
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 25 August 2003 11:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Stan:

"Dude, dont say pigfucker in front of jesus!"

Anything orgasmo is Great!

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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Mon, 25 August 2003 11:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
haha Karl, that was on the Simpons tonight! Smile Love that... Smile
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Re: Quoteable quotes - simpsons and otherwise... Tue, 26 August 2003 02:56 Go to previous message

Back of toliet door near tuckshop / canteen...

" Flush twice,
It's a long way to the tuckshop.. "

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