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I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 11 August 2003 12:10 Go to next message
I was driven down St Kilda road (aka melb version of kings cross area for you NSW girls) when i stoped at a red light an ugly whore knocks on the window and asks "You want head?" i ask "but is the head 5M-GE?" she replys "Fuck you!" so i ran over the whores toes!

Because everybody knows...

Just put a 5M-GE head on it!!!!!

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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 11 August 2003 12:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bah hahahaha Laughing Laughing
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 11 August 2003 12:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
You gotta be kidding me...

Could she walk afterwards???
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 11 August 2003 12:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
<creepy kids voice> "whores don't get a second chance..."
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 11 August 2003 13:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
that is CRAZY man..
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 11 August 2003 14:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message

Ergh !! She did what?? Think of the finger prints on the windows... Poor windows... all a person wants to do is drive around with a nice clean car, and these dirty little people cant keep thier dirty little hands off...

** Would have reversed for another shot if I didnt have to worry bout the paint work...
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 11 August 2003 23:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
actually st.kilda beach is a better comparison to kings cross :D:D
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Tue, 12 August 2003 03:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sounds like my kinda beach Smile
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Tue, 12 August 2003 04:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
my friend lives in st kilda, and when he said come down for a vist he said 'turn right at the prostitute', - which one??!! Laughing
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Tue, 12 August 2003 08:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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my friend lives in st kilda, and when he said come down for a vist he said 'turn right at the prostitute', - which one??!!


LOL! yup that's pretty much spot on there!
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Thu, 14 August 2003 06:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
turn right at the skank , then make a left at the crackwhore , go three hookers down , and its next to the small dark alley with small latex discards all over the place ?

sorry - but hookers are just plain wrong ...

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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Thu, 14 August 2003 10:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Classique71 wrote on Thu, 14 August 2003 16:35

turn right at the skank , then make a left at the crackwhore , go three hookers down , and its next to the small dark alley with small latex discards all over the place ?

sorry - but hookers are just plain wrong ...




Hahahaha... Sounds like you've said that before... Been cruising the local streets lately???
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Thu, 14 August 2003 12:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Classique71 wrote on Thu, 14 August 2003 16:35

turn right at the skank , then make a left at the crackwhore , go three hookers down , and its next to the small dark alley with small latex discards all over the place ?


Take extra care when you turn right at the tranny, the median strip might surprise you....
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Fri, 15 August 2003 00:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lets just say i drive with my doors locked while in places like that

A friend in QLD had a bad experience of a hooker jumping into his car as he stopped at the lights - and she wouldnt get out .. police were called - and she departed before they arrived ..

some pople might say " its a living " but even working at safeway dont mean you have to lower your moral values .

thats just my oppinion - i dont like em
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 18 August 2003 03:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yeah I agree. They say they gotta support their kids or whatever, but there are other ways to do it. Get a job at the supermarket, go on the dole. Surely anything but that.
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Sun, 24 August 2003 12:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hmmm..

So I take it that when you want head you go to the wreckers then..

[Updated on: Sun, 24 August 2003 12:38]

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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 25 August 2003 02:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
No-one gives head like those big dirty wrecker blokes
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Sat, 06 September 2003 15:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol, thats so gay, so of course, i love it Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile


cheers man, cheers. Very Happy
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 08 September 2003 05:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
You gotta watch yourself around the St Kilda and Elwood areas. Near Luna Park there's a strip near a park that all the gay prositutes hang out. The bloody council has mean speed humps there... I say to hell with my shocks I'M NOT SLOWING DOWN! It freaks me out when they eyeball you on the way past. I have to go along there to get to the Safeway carpark. Sad
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Re: I was driven down St Kilda road... Mon, 08 September 2003 12:23 Go to previous message
thow protest too much.
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