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Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
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Fri, 17 October 2003 04:14
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Perth ppl will get more of a laugh, but its funny none-the-less
Subject: Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
exam start
1. if mario fits a monster tacho to his te gemini,
how much quicker will it go down the quarter mile
at the multiplex on friday night?
2. if stacey (who is 16) is only allowed to go out
for 8 hours on a weekend and on friday night she
goes out with her 14 cousins to paramount for 3 hours,
how long can she go to south terrace for a coffee on
sunday night?
3. mohammed has 7 children and gets $600 a week from
social security, if he goes to the tab and puts
half on a donkey in the 5th race at ascot that
paying 22 to 1 because ali says it's a fix, how
many stolen car stereos does he need to sell
when the horse fails to finish?
4. jim has just got a big payout from workcover for a
bad back, does he:
a: spend the money on a holiday back home to greece
b: use the money to renovate his spearwood house
c: go to the casino and try to double it.
5. george is going to the metros underage disco on
saturday, will he get in easier if he wears his
kappa tracksuit or his adidas tracksuit?
6. mario and his mates are going cruising down cappuccino
strip on friday night, how many stone chips will his
car get if he doesn't fit his car bra?
7. how much quicker will ali's vk commodore go if he
fits the stolen vl turbo badge on it and shifts the
number plate to the side so it looks like he's
running an intercooler?
8. from how far can you hear ricky martin being played
in jim's valiant if he has just fitted 2,500 watt
amps and twin 15 inch subwoofers?
9. milano wants to go to time on saturday night, how
many cousins does he need to take with him in case
he gets thrown out and wants to fight the bouncers?
10. steve's mates are going down to cottesloe beach for
the day. how much gel will he need to take with him
if he goes into the water for a swim and still wants
to look cool at the cottesloe pub later?
11. how many chicks does jimmy need to say he scored on the
weekend if he wants to sound cool to his work mates at
ford on monday?
12. spiro has got a big date on saturday and wants to
look ripped in his skin tight lycra top. how much
will he need to bench press at the gym on friday night?
13. part a:
nick's 6 mates want to go to fremantle in his vk
calais 5.0ltr. how much petrol money does he need to
get off each guy if he's running a 3000rpm stall
and 4.11 diff ratio?
part b:
if they cruise down to south terrace, how many times
will they get called wog's?
part c:
on the way, how many drags will they have against
xd falcons?
14. who should maria go out with this weekend if:
a: george is a dj and drives a gemini
b: mario works for his fathers concreting company
and drives an xf ute with a big block
c: john who's unemployed but can get drink cards
at chasers
15. if con works in a fruit shop in canningvale how
much overtime will he need to do to pay ali the
delivery driver for the hot 18inch simmons wheels
he just scored?
16. part a:
ngyun's parents just bought him a brand new
honda civic. he has $2000 to spend on after-market
parts for his car, what should he buy?
a: a full 4inch stainless exhaust with a turbo tip
b: 18 inch auscar wheels and 25 series tyres
c: a rear nascar wing
d: a mugen racing sticker pack
part b:
how many stuffed toys should he glue to the dashboard:
a: less than 10
b: more than 10
c: more than 20
part c:
how much quicker will the car go if he colour codes
the mirrors, the brake rotors and wind-screen wipers?
17. mick wants to put a jim beam sticker or a porn star
sticker on his car. which one will get him more roots?
18. gino has 7 stocking garters hanging off his gemini's
rear vision mirror. how many more weddings will he
need to go to until he can't fit anymore on it?
19. if giovanni chops the springs in his parents new
falcon xr8, how many times a week will he get
hassled by the cops if he puts 90% limo tinting
on the windows as well?
20. how much better will george's stereo system sound
if he puts an alpine sticker on the back window of
his bluebird?
21. part a:
voula shares a room with her 3 older sisters. how
much will she need to bribe her sisters if she wants to
sneak out and go metros on saturday night?
part b:
how many times a week does her father need to unblock
the sink in the bathroom?
22. if joe goes to the wine bar every friday and saturday
night for a month, how many condoms do you think he
will need:
a: less than 10
b: more than 10
c: none because he won't pull a root
23. rosa wants to upgrade her phone from an ericcson to
a nokia because they are much cooler, which one should
she go for: the 8250 or the 8210?
24. it's nearly summer and guido, 19 and is worried about
the hair growing on his back. should he:
a: shave it
b: wax it
c: get electrolysis like his sister
d: leave it because his mates say chicks like hairy men
25. pinas parents just bought a new lounge room suite.
how long does the plastic stay on it?
a: 1 year
b: 2 year
c: never comes off
26. mohammed wants to drop a burnout at tuart hill
mcdonalds. how many rpm will he need to get to
before he drops the clutch if his fat cousin is
in the back seat?
27. part a:
mario is going to heat on saturday night. how tight
will his new hipster pants have to be so the door
bitch wont check his id?
part b:
how much brut 33 aftershave should he wear?
28. ali's friend just bought a pro stock gemini that
pulls 13 second quarters with a stock 1.6 ltr
engine. how many gauges does he need to complement
the 4inch exhaust he has just hose clamped to
the old 1.75 inch system:
a: 2
b: 3
c: 4 or more.
29. part a:
khalid wants to look like a homeboy from la.
does he wear his cap backwards or forwards when
he goes to carousel friday night?
part b:
how low does he need to wear his pants?
30. if soula leaves school at 14 to be become a
beauty therapist, how long will she need to
work before she saves enough money to go
on a holiday to greece?
31. how long does it take fadi and his mates to strip a
hot subaru wrx?
32. if stirling macedonia loses this weekend in
the soccer, how many car windows will be smashed
after the match?
33. con and his mates are going to the kick boxing
fight at the burswood dome. how many fights will
they try and start in the line to the rise
night-club afterwards?
bonus questions:
34. how many holden commodores are there in fremantle?
35. how many guys named joe are there in fremantle?
36. how many guys named joe are in fremantle that
drive commodores?
end of exam
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Location:
Perth
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November 2002
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Re: Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
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Fri, 17 October 2003 06:39
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That's freaking class 
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Location:
Gold Coast
Registered:
October 2002
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Re: Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
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Fri, 17 October 2003 06:56
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werd.
ive done the test please post answers bro.
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
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Fri, 17 October 2003 08:20
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you've forgot about how many $1 coins you'll need for the bungs
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Location:
Hornsby, N.S.W
Registered:
September 2002
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Re: Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
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Sat, 18 October 2003 06:23
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD
Registered:
February 2003
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Re: Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
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Sun, 19 October 2003 22:27
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hahaha
they have a sydney version of this as well somewhere....and if memory serves correct there is also a bogan brisbane one 
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Perth, Western Australia
Registered:
December 2002
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Re: Fremantle TAFE entrance exam
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Mon, 20 October 2003 16:19
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| Cressida Supra wrote on Fri, 17 October 2003 12:14 |
31. how long does it take fadi and his mates to strip a
hot subaru wrx?
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14 minutes 34 seconds with air tools, 23 minutes 8 seconds without!
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