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What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Tue, 02 December 2003 22:01
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boy a womens like a beer they look good,
they taste good and you'll step over your own mother just to get one 
well that ain't my favourite but thats the only one i can think of 
wait wait....
Homer: ok brain you don't like me and i don't like you but we
have to stick toether or we'll loose marge forever deal?
Brain: Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding Eat the pudding
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November 2002
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Tue, 02 December 2003 23:39
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"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel"
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Sydney
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June 2003
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Wed, 03 December 2003 00:09
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"If you do not watch out I will rip your face off and use it as a napkin!!...... Hahahahahah........Laughing time is ova!"
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ballarat
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April 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 00:10
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"dad are you getting stronger?" "well, i have been eating more"
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melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 00:12
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homer:
"to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all lifes problems"
moe:
"they think there so high and mighty, just because they never been caught drivin without pants"
homer:
"stop pummeling me!, it's really painful"
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I supported Toymods
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Australia
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November 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 01:23
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Yeah, but theres no harm in starting again, plus, it fills in my day
Homer: "From this day forth, I am an Inventor"
Passer-by "Do the world a favour buddy, invent yourself some pants"
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Brisvegas
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June 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 01:40
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"me failed english...thats umpossible"
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April 2003
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I supported Toymods
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Australia
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November 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 01:57
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"You see, Smithers had thwarted my previous attempt to take candy from a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulance"
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ballarat
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April 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 01:59
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you, attendent, fill my vehicle with petrolium distelate, post haste!
is the poop deck really what i think its for?
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Perth
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August 2003
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Wed, 03 December 2003 13:13
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"what kind of drunk alcoholic do you take me for? uhhhh someone spilt beer in this ashtray"
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 13:33
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Homer: so your never gonna eat meat again?
Lisa : yes
Homer: what about ham, bacon, porkchops?
Lisa : dad they all come from the same animal
Homer: ho ho yeah lisa some magical animal
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 13:42
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"shutup brain or I will stab you with a cuetip"
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Perth
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November 2002
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 16:59
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Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled.]
Shopkeeper: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 03 December 2003 21:49
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Moe: you know what really agravases me, dem immigents come our country but dont even bother to learn the language.
Homer: those are exactly my sentamonies.
Barney: aaawwhaaahwahshsgwahaaaahg
Moe: yeah u said it Barn'.
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Thu, 04 December 2003 00:25
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| rob_RA40 wrote on Thu, 04 December 2003 08:49 |
Moe: you know what really agravases me, dem immigents come our country but dont even bother to learn the language.
Homer: those are exactly my sentamonies.
Barney: aaawwhaaahwahshsgwahaaaahg
Moe: yeah u said it Barn'.
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 I thought I knew all Simpsons quotes but I haven't heard that one.
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Thu, 04 December 2003 02:18
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Grandpa Simpsons One Liners
"A little from Column A, and a little from Column B"
"French Toast Please"
"I dreamt I was a maiden from the OOOld West"
"I wore a six shooter in my garter i did"
"Settle down boys, you can BOTH have me"
"Awww, he looks so pieceful" (Homer "Aarrrggghhh")
"Ahhh, KILL HIM, KIIIILLL HIMMM"
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Thu, 04 December 2003 02:28
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"So, you like donuts do you, well, you can ALL the donuts IN THE WORLD, ahahahaha"
"Homer, stop picking at it"
"But I'm so sweet and tasty"
"Don't worry boys, he's gotta come out sometime"
"Marge Noooo...
"Yes, it is exhilarating to see the police get their man and save a hysterical woman. Eeeasy now Marge, Homies here"
"How's my little piglet"
"I'm on duty Homer"
"heh heh heh, I'm supposed to be at work too"
"Homer, you're gonna have to move your car"
"Now now Marge, I'm just going into the store to get some beer for those kids over there"
"I'm going to pretend I didnt hear that, but you're going to have to move your car"
"Aww C'mon Marge, we're family"
"That's it, I'm giving you a ticket"
"Ok Marge, I'll make you a deal, you rip up that ticket.... and I'll give you your hat back"
"Grrr, taking an Officers hat is an arrestable offence"
In female voice "Ooooh, I'm Officer Marge, and I'm going to arrest you"
*Clink-Clink*
"Ooh Marge, not here... Hey you're not really arresting me?"
"You have to right to remain silent"
"I choose to waive that right... BLAAAAHHHHHHHH"
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Thu, 04 December 2003 18:18
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lew(cop): "sarge it looks like an explosion at the old simpsons house"
Wiggim: "forget it thats 4 blocks away"
lew: "it looks like theres beer coming out of the chimny
Wiggim: "preciding on foot call in backup"
lew: "pretziles repeat we need pretziles"
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Thu, 04 December 2003 20:07
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"Once again, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way."
-Bart
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Fri, 05 December 2003 11:44
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"homer's not here man!"
and the waffle on the ceiling one where homer talks to it calling it god and marge knocks it down and homer eats it cant remember the exact lines tho 
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Fri, 05 December 2003 13:20
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STUPID LIKE A FOX!!
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Sat, 06 December 2003 14:56
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"it tastes like burning"
"everything is stolen these days, why a fax machine is just a waffle iron with a fone attached"
"miiiiiiiiisuuutaaaaaa suuuupaaakuuruuuuuu!!!!!!!"
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Gosford
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March 2003
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Mon, 08 December 2003 01:39
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Gill
"Just what I need, another piranha in the tank"
"Those Calicos will freeze right up on ya"
"close the deal, close the deal"
"...no I dont wanna talk to him... hello Fred!"
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Mon, 08 December 2003 01:44
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"Hello Dean, you're a stupid head"
"Homer, is that you?"
"Argh!!!"
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Gosford
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March 2003
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Mon, 08 December 2003 01:58
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Car salesman "Sir are you a god, cause you look like a god"
and then "....step into my office Zeus"
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Bayside Melbourne.
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Mon, 08 December 2003 02:15
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When Homer is looking at buying some foreign car from a country that no longer exists...
Homer: "How do I drive this thing?"
Salesman: "Just put it in 'H'"
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Girraween,Sydney
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September 2003
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Mon, 08 December 2003 04:36
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Ralph "Hi super nintendo charmers"(spelling  )
Ned "oh heck diddly ding dong crap"
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Mon, 08 December 2003 06:51
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Mr Burns: "release the robotic Richard Simmonds..."
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Homer: "no beer and no t.v. make Homer something something.."
Marge: "go crazy?"
Homer: "don't mind if i do!! aaarreehhwwwwllbllblblblblblbl!!"
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Homer: "what are you gonna do? release the dogs? or the bees? or the dogs with the bees, that when they bark, they shoot bees at you??"
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Apu: "we're going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!!"
love that show...who doesn't?
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Mon, 08 December 2003 06:53
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oh yeh...and..
Willie: "grease me up, woman!!"
(just try that one when next you are out...)
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Perth
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May 2003
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Mon, 08 December 2003 07:04
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"thats craptastic"
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Mon, 08 December 2003 09:04
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Homer: "ooh...that man has the exact same likeness as me! OOH!OOH! That dog has a puffy tail!! Here puff, puff! Here, puff, puff!! hee hee heehehe!!"
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Canberra
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Mon, 08 December 2003 23:24
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bart " theres ur answer fish-bulb "
homer "gone is the slimmer lazy homer, now IM A BIG FAT DYNAMO!"
drunk homer - "you know what, You stink! Your whole lousy opperation STINKS I QUIT!"
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Mon, 08 December 2003 23:46
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| ed_ma61 wrote on Wed, 03 December 2003 12:37 |
no no, just adding the contents of that to this thread
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Cheers ed. Saved me some effort.
My fav atm:
HOMER: Must, kill, Moe. WEEEEEEE
Must, kill, Moe. WEEEEEEE
Must, kill, Moe. WEEEEEEE
**whislt riding on a shopping trolley.
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May 2003
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Tue, 09 December 2003 10:46
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Homer:"Im sick of this Tarzan movie"
Lisa:"Dad, its a documentory on the homeless".
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Thu, 11 December 2003 03:41
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"I can see my house from here...hey maaa get off the dang roof"
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Fri, 12 December 2003 02:37
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I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Sat, 13 December 2003 10:00
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Ahh my eyes, the goggles do nothing.
Billy Corgan, Smashing pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
do you come with the car, oh you, huhuhu
I do believe your supposed to scratch your ass with it.
mmm....elephant fresh.
mmm....bowling alley fresh.
Sideshow Bob: Ahh the rake, my mortal enemy.
Bart: I thought I was your mortal enemy.
S. Bob: Bart I do have a life outside of you.
Dude, its premium dude, she needs premium!
Marge: Stay away from my boy.
S.Bob; Thats right. Ill stay away. Stay away forever. oh wait thats not right. Marge, can u say stay away from my boy again.
Marge: NO
S.Bob: ewewewewewewe
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Sat, 13 December 2003 10:07
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Woman: so what is you reason for becoming a big brother???
Homer's Brain: dont say revenge, dont say revenge
Homer: Uh, revenge.
H Brain: Thats it im outa here.
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Sat, 13 December 2003 11:25
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"Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as..."
Mr Burns:"See my vest, see my vest, made from pure gorilla chest.."
"see my loafers, former gophers.."
love that song..i sing it at work, and they hate me for it.. 
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Tue, 16 December 2003 06:38
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Hey, he lied to us through song. I hate it when pople do that.
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Tue, 16 December 2003 06:46
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all my friends think i sound like snake
so my most often SAID simpsons quote is "all right, time for a crime spree" in the snake voice
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Wed, 17 December 2003 05:25
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Homer - " Hello? is this NASA?"
Nasa Dude - " How did you get this number?"
Homer - "Shut up!"
Homer " Hello? is this president Clinton?.....Shut UP!"
Nasa Dude "People i think it is time that we told the public what really happened with those experiments sending chimpanzee's into orbit and returning super intelligent"
Uber clever Chimp " NO we wont be doing that!" NB: roller skates off with blazer and bubble pipe.
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Wed, 17 December 2003 05:30
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| MIKE_JZA70_TYPE_R wrote on Wed, 17 December 2003 13:25 |
Homer - " Hello? is this NASA?"
Nasa Dude - " How did you get this number?"
Homer - "Shut up!"
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"And another thing"
*Flushes toilet*
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Wed, 17 December 2003 15:42
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man you gotta love foxtel non stop simpsons fox8 on sunday i thinks
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Re: What's your favourite simpsons quote DOH
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Wed, 17 December 2003 15:47
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Either that or have 75% of them on your HDD as MPEGs is good
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Thu, 18 December 2003 05:35
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Krusty: "What, those pants are supposed to be baggy, BAGGY"
Homer: "I've never had pants that fit this good"
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Thu, 18 December 2003 06:21
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 I broke my wookie...
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Canberra
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Thu, 18 December 2003 09:11
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WOW i think i brain my damage!
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Canberra
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Thu, 18 December 2003 09:21
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"I dress my self"
Ralph wearing his pjs upside down
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Tue, 23 December 2003 03:34
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"I know you can read my mind boy".........
"Yum Yum yum Yum, Yum Yum Yum Yum"
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Tue, 23 December 2003 06:06
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Just saw a poster down at the mall with a very large selection of simpsons characters and some of their qoutes. pretty cool
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Sydney
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June 2003
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Tue, 23 December 2003 06:19
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"1..2..3.........4,5,6,7,8,9,10... bye!"
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