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I supported Toymods
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May 2002
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Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 04:01
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Ok,
I have decided, that my Corolla is female (not a females car).
Some days, I'll start it up in the mornin and it'll feel great. Nice a smooth, and easy to drive and when you put your foot down, it will agree with me and go.
Then somedays (the time of the month) it will be a bitch!!!
It will drive like a piece of shit, not very smooth, and just doesn't feel like it wants get up and moving. Could be me, but I still reakon it has its rags ! 
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Location:
Cairns
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June 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 05:02
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Mine is female for shure.
All it makes me do is worrie and is constently cost me money 
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I supported Toymods
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sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 05:07
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ohhhh.... Not nice! 
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Location:
Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 05:13
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My mr2 is female..
Not possible for me to love a guy like that 
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 05:35
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It'd be hard to convince me my surpa was female.
It has a masculine personality, and big hairy coconuts.
Matt
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Sutherland, Sydney
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June 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 05:50
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Me and Carlso are mates
We go out and do crazy shit together. Like most mates you tend to give them shit sometimes only to cop it back later.
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Location:
Perth
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June 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 06:27
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errrr mines genderless
all i know is that its like a dolebludger
never does what you want it to do and it bloody lazy
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Location:
Townsville
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July 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 06:40
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Beast definately used to be male, but over the last year or so I think he/she has taken on a sex change.
I'm still somewhat in love with ... IT, regardless of what it is though.
Does this make me gay? hehe
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Location:
Ipswich
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July 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 06:42
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Definately female. She is my other angel.
Have to treat her right or else she gives me trouble.
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 06:51
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Daniel, if your "woman" is giving you so much trouble then you should put her in her place.
How do you expect her to respect you when you give it so much attention and take her out shopping every weekend.
I think its time we hit the old road so you can put her in her place.
" Get back in the [twisties], bitch ! and make me some [sick drifting action] !"
WHat she needs is a day out with "da boys", she can see you having fun in the presence of teh other "men" and everything will be alright.
A little jealousy will sustain any relationship !
Matt
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 06:52
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Amen to that, "the Beast" must be a female...don't treat her right and she'll give you nothing but trouble. Lavish attention (read: $ and shes an angel! 
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I supported Toymods
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Central Coast
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 07:20
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Matt:
I definently agree, a day out with the boys if in order.
Unfortunantly I am unable to shout "her" a day out this weekend, gotta work and all...
Need new tyres soon asweel !
maybe next weekend?!
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Location:
Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 08:16
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Mine is defnitly a women, just takes does not give, cost me a lot of money, the bitch is always hot tempered (lotus tunned handling), answers back, and always has a time of the month where she decides to play up.
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Location:
Melbourne
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May 2002
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Club Member
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Sydney, NSW
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 11:16
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All I can say it that mines a lazy piece of shit!!! It's bben sitting there for about 2 months... The motor is almost out - driveshafts and three engine mouts to go!!!
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Location:
gold coast
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 11:26
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Male, has to be male.
There is nothing feminine about a Ford 9 inch Diff.
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Location:
Bundaberg, Qld.
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May 2002
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Thu, 01 August 2002 11:37
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 errrrrr, i've had sex in and on my car, (in was a bit hard)(so was i)  as for sex of my car, i hope it is female, cause then i must have had a threesome. 
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Location:
Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 11:45
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And if it's a male u had a threesome with another guy
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Location:
North Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 11:46
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Mines definitely male, it growls like a pittbull. It needs a name something like brutus.
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 12:01
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My car is a lesbian. it has some balls but i also realy care for it
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Location:
Bundaberg, Qld.
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 12:15
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well, i know the chick really liked it on the bonnet, maybe the subs vibrating the bonnet were male, good thing they kept away from me! 
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Location:
Brisbane, QLD, Australia
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 12:25
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I drive a car. What do you people do? Did I miss something?
I could give it the personality of a first class connoisseur, because it's always drinking the most expensive brew.
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Location:
Brisbane - Chapel Hill
Registered:
June 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 22:31
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well my rusty 76 RA23 must be an old granny ... and there aint no way im going to be getting laid with her about atm 
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Location:
Coffs
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 23:03
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I would probably have to say that my car is a female as she is wearing a nail polish glitter paint job.....AND NO I DIDNT GET IT DONE it was like that when I got it about 3 weeks ago. And still have only driven it once.
Brett
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I supported Toymods
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sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 01 August 2002 23:15
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I wasn't going to but with the way this thread has turned out i just have to...
My car is deffently male.... It's a bastard 100%of the time
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Location:
Wagga/Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Fri, 02 August 2002 00:11
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My Camry is a male with a vasectomy.... a few too many air and petrol tubes are plugged up (my dad's handiwork to get the car to run).
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Location:
Newcastle
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Fri, 02 August 2002 06:41
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G'day
mines definately female.....
when you give it to her hard she screams like a bitch...
then she throws a tantrum and smashes the diff!
She's my baby....
Cheers
Stew
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I supported Toymods
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Berowra-Sydney
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Fri, 02 August 2002 07:25
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Female, posh slutty one at that, likes to be man handled and always comes back for more and spent most of its life sun baking in the northern beaches area. thats why she is full of cancer
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Fri, 02 August 2002 11:30
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I dunno about the sex of my car but its definatly a "pig" or a "bitch"
thats what its usually referred to at the moment - cause its a pig headed grumpy snot of a sheet of tin ..
it grunts ( thanks to the weber ) and snorts and makes all sorts of piggy noises
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I supported Toymods
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Turramurra, Sydney.
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Sat, 03 August 2002 01:55
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I guess mine would have to be a chick, 'cos I've always said it's got a nice arse.
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Location:
North Brisbane
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Sat, 03 August 2002 02:59
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mine sounds like a man, but acts like a biatch....
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Location:
Adelaide, SA
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Sat, 03 August 2002 07:13
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Miss Slippy (as in Born Slippy Supra) is definately a girl!
There's no way I'd spend that much money on a man!
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Location:
The Rainy City
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Sat, 03 August 2002 09:43
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my ra23 was definately female.... voluptuos curves, nice arse (i agree with you bigworm ) but she is one bloody expensive woman to keep! And if it was male, it woulda died a painful death at my hands the first time it stranded me on the side of the road anyway...
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I supported Toymods
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Perth WA
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Sun, 04 August 2002 09:33
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The Supra is definitely female - getting older (disgracefully) and trying to keep up with the young 'uns with plastic surgery and weight loss (engine mods and internal trim stripping). Along the way, her voice has matured from quiet to husky (3 inch exhaust).
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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August 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Wed, 07 August 2002 02:13
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my gen II camry is prolly the mum with kids... most of the time its ordinary looking, something you dont stop to stare at (and the arse shakes!) but open it up on a nice crisp morning and its a crazed sexophile always wanting more 
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Wed, 07 August 2002 02:41
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hey feralmr2 ... I've had a 3-some in my car, so what does that make it, if my car's a chick?
my car has to be a chick ... she's a sexy, athletic young thing with bladder control problems (gotta fix that oil seal)
but definitly a chick... no guy would respond that well to a deft touch here and there
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Wed, 07 August 2002 11:05
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3-some in the car...you drive an RA60 right? thats fun
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Wed, 07 August 2002 11:56
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RA65, yeah
if you fold the front seats forward and hop in the back, there's a suprising amount of room
still cramped, but enough
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Brisbane - Chapel Hill
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June 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 07:26
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damnit, I took the rears outta my RA23 the other day ... maybe i should put them back in huh!
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 07:56
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now all you need is 2 girls
the ra23 might not have the same room, who knows?
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 07:56
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and what the hell was I thinking posting that on a public forum?!
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 09:54
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I don't know, funny thing about these forums not having a delete function
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 10:40
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on the plus side, I haven't met any of you irl more than once or twice
and my friends I do see regularly dont read this forum (I hope)
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 10:57
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who cares if they do? you got a threesome! what are you ashamed of? 
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Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 16:25
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unless of course it was with 2 guys
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I supported Toymods
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Perth
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Thu, 08 August 2002 22:42
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Haha, now thats just dirty...
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Fri, 09 August 2002 00:24
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no, it was not with 2 guys!
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Location:
Wollongong
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July 2002
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Re: Sex of your car?!
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Fri, 09 August 2002 09:28
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 Tonight this is Mrs Supra, not Mr, and I'm going to go with the sex of our supra being Female because Mr loves her when she purrs and screams and I have to fight to get time with him round her.  Either or, I don't think we'd trade her for anything. Now how do I talk him into letting me take the bitch for a drive?? (Petrol head from birth)
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