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Location:
Brisbane
Registered:
October 2002
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Christmas angel
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Thu, 18 December 2003 09:53
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One particular Christmas season, a long time ago, Santa was
getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems
everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular elves, so Santa was
beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her mum was coming to visit. This
really stressed Santa!
When he went to harness the reindeer he found three of them
were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and
were out, heaven knows where. Then when he began to load
the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell
to the ground and scattered the toys.
Santa went into the house for a shot of whisky.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves
had hidden the booze, and there was nothing to drink. He
went to make a coffee, and in his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. Santa
went to get the broom, only to discover that mice had eaten
the straw that it was made from.
Just then, the doorbell rang and he began cussing and
swearing on his way to the door. He opened the door and
there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said, very cheerfully:
"Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day ? I
have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just lovely ? Where
would you like me to stick it ?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree.
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Location:
Canberra
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: Christmas angel
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Thu, 18 December 2003 10:23
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Nice one 
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