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I supported Toymods
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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 06:50
 
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But you're leaving.
Who cares? Get over it.
Just salt his gardens and move.  (Mix in a shitload of salt with water and drench his yard).
But heh, I got the feeling at first you were after a hired thug. 
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1st street on the right
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November 2002
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Sun, 28 December 2003 08:37
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Fuck him don't use salt. Napalm it while he's doing it. Sugar the boat fuel, put his boat tralier no plate on his car etc. Could have taken a supra back with you that would have done the job!
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I supported Toymods
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sydney.au
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 08:37
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go buy a datto for $40
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Colac, Victoria
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Club Member
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sydney
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 09:11
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from the trading post....
Commodore VK, rolled, new motor (3wks old), new trans (3mths old), with receipts, best offer, (03) 59414946 Pakenham
Mitsubishi Sigma, 1982 white, sedan, manual, 2.6ltr Astron engine, 108000kms, books, new tyres, (EJP-490) reg expired, drives very good, clean car, Bargain! $70 (03)95050353 Brighton
Brake fluid sprayed with a mister over the front lawn is always attractive, some people like to get artistic and leave a little message
[Updated on: Sun, 28 December 2003 09:14]
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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
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May 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 09:25
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| Classique71 wrote on Sun, 28 December 2003 19:02 |
/evil
a bottle of roundup can be bought for 18 dollars ..
a spray pack - 10 dollars ..
mix poison with water, but not too diluted - in spray pack - write - under the cover of darkness "WANKER" on his front lawn - about hmm, 2 days before you leave ..
from then on - until we have decent rain again - he will be tarnished with wanker lawn 
here ends evil lesson 1 
/end evil
Oh and if you need a hired thug - ask allan - he'd scare anyone in the dark 
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That's not evil, it's just an annoyance.
My suggestion is the evil one. He'll have to dig the whole lot up because nothing will grow again until it's all gotten rid of. Now THAT is a pain in the arse that'll last a long time.
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Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Sun, 28 December 2003 09:28
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so your saying lightly diluted roundup wont sterilse the soil ?
hehe
Either way it would shit him to tears
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 09:39
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amateurish and uncreative 
but less likely to result in a major police investigation that what I could suggest (i hold the record for most emergency vehicles attending one of my scenes - 2 fire trucks and a police car, and I got away with it )
ammonium nitrate (pure stuff sourced from any good wholesale lanscape/nursery) mixed with diesel with a detonator does wonders.
aluminium + iron oxide on the bonnet of his car.
flour + petrol to a doughy texture, placed wherever you feel like it, then lit
BUT I get the impression dave wants to be annoying, not destructive
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Newcastle
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April 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 09:47
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Draven
I hope i never get on your shit list.
Still i know a guy around here that would be a good candidate for some of that treatment.
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The Eastwood MASSIVE !
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May 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 10:26
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NAPALM, ANFO and thermite
you guys are nutcases!!!!!
Hehe i know of someone that would recommend a dose of exotic and rapid spreading weeds to his gardens. Simple, yet effective and the pleasure can still be had weeks after the fact when you drive by
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I supported Toymods
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 10:42
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Apollo, the fact that I am leaving in 2 weeks is exactly the reason to make an asshole of myself. Were I living there permanently, I would be very clear to him about what I consider to be 'neighbourly' behaviour.
Yeah, just want to be annoying. The car is just another way of pissing him right off.
Diesel mixed with turpentine on the front nature strip is a must. Salting is good but does require a large amount of salt. He has a Hiace van which might end up with some brake fluid on the roof (where he can't see it).
He is very precious when it comes to the nature strip and street. Clearly there are issues of territory in his feeble peanut of a brain.
I have also considered installing some "No standing" signs out the front of his house but the degree of difficulty is high.
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Brisbane
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July 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 10:45
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put one on the left of his driveway and one directly across the road from his driveway if ya can
that will annoy the fuck outa him
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I supported Toymods
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 11:00
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Oh, and the explosive stuff I'll definitely be leaving that well alone, particularly with the "terrorism - no fun" laws.
Many years ago at uni, I managed to get a hold of some potassium perchlorate. It is a black granular material that burns with an intense bright white flame.
One night, my friend and I decide to play a prank. We laid a line of the PPC across the road, wait for an unsuspecting car to approach and light it.
Victim approaches. Light the PPC. It makes a bright and slow trip across the road. The car stops. Our laughter suddenly turns to horror when 2 blue lights start flashing from what we thought were roof racks. We run away - quickly - but stop to have a look at what happens next.
The cops have now exited the vehicle and are approaching the white flame with guns drawn yelling stuff into the surrounding shrubbery. Withing 5 minutes, 2 more cop cars arrive, and then the fire truck (by this stage the PPC had burnt out). A couple of minutes later, the police helicopter arrives and does multiple low passes with the bright light, presumably looking for us. We decide it is pretty hot now so we head off home. We were shitting bricks by this stage.
We still chuckle about it now!
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Sydney
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December 2003
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Sun, 28 December 2003 11:06
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I suggest finding somewhere close by that is doing roadworks. Part a street away and collect as much of the stuff as you and mates can carry (witches hats, warning signs etc) amd artfully arrange them on his driveway and nature strip. If any is left out, repeat each day until gone.
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Newcastle
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April 2003
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Sun, 28 December 2003 11:16
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Some fireworks would go down well to.
As your leaving with everything packed let a couple off out the front,the louder the better,just to really piss him right off.
As for his boat fill the tank with diesel and he should get stuck out on the water somewhere.
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Sydney
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December 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 11:27
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Take a p!ss in his windscreen wiper fluid bottle. 
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Brisbane, QLD, Australia
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May 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 11:49
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| gianttomato wrote on Sun, 28 December 2003 20:42 |
Apollo, the fact that I am leaving in 2 weeks is exactly the reason to make an asshole of myself. Were I living there permanently, I would be very clear to him about what I consider to be 'neighbourly' behaviour.
Yeah, just want to be annoying. The car is just another way of pissing him right off.
Diesel mixed with turpentine on the front nature strip is a must. Salting is good but does require a large amount of salt. He has a Hiace van which might end up with some brake fluid on the roof (where he can't see it).
He is very precious when it comes to the nature strip and street. Clearly there are issues of territory in his feeble peanut of a brain.
I have also considered installing some "No standing" signs out the front of his house but the degree of difficulty is high.
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Yea, I suppose so. I see your point.
But why not just leave the ms46 out front?
Have a party and invite the whole street (except him of course), and then some to park the whole lot in.
Keep calling pizza's to his house. The guys delivering won't care as they'll still get paid. Just call the large chains on him, pizza slut, domino's, etc. And even after you move, keep doing it for another week or so.
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I supported Toymods
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Perth, Western Australia
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December 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 12:32
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Yep, cheap unlicensed cars delivered while he's out!
On the "Roundup" idea, this stuff is basically the weakest broad spectrum herbicide available publically, and plants will grow back from it. I've even sprayed paddocks with it, and put sheep back in there within two hours with no detrimental effects. While you won't find me recommending it, any "Paraquat" (Diquat or Triquat derivitaves) product if spilled neat on the soil will have a much more permanent effect. A farmer friend who spilled a drum of it approximately 14 years ago still has a bare patch of soil where it spilled!
I would however recommend a pleasantly wrapped fairwell gift of dog crap, left upon his door step on your departure with an equally pleasant fairwell card enlightening him on the virtues of friendly neighbour relations?!
Let me know if you need a hand with the dog crap, I have three of the shit machines!!!
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Sun, 28 December 2003 12:34
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hehehe - that's just off the top of my head too
and yeah, a fuse is required to get the thermite going.
let's just say I have a creative mind to go with a working knowledge of a variety of explosives. that's without getting into the nasty stuff - like touch powder in his letterbox (that sort of thing results in bodily harm). nitroglycerine is also really easy to make, if you're nuts enough to try it. (despite what fight club would have you believe, that shit is incredibly unstable, and you have to make it in very small quantities, and store each of the small quantities in a dark, dry, cool place away from each other, 'cause it has a tendency of reacting to anything and blowing up for no apparent reason)
and as I said - Dave's original idea is annoying rather than destructive, and completely legal.
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I Supported Toymods
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melbourne.vic.au
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May 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 12:56
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Hey GT,
How about spraying small amoungs of brake fluid on every pannel on his car, he will require a full respray coz of the dots you left behind
How about turning up the sterio pointing at his house?
Starting the lawn mower and rev it fully at 9am in the morning?
I don't know, hope I gave you some Ideas...
Cheers.
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I supported Toymods
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 13:02
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It is simplish to make, but you definitely have to be gutsy. You definitely need to know what you are doing.
A friend and I nearly killed ourselves doing the TNT thing, not because we made any, but because we produced huge amounts of nitrogen dioxide. Of course, being "geniuses" ( ) and utterly confident that nothing would go wrong, we did this in his bedroom. We extinguished the reaction by dousing the mixture with flour. The nitrocellulose thus made was much easier to deal with.
I couldn't believe how easy it was to obtain highly concentrated nitric acid. We got 9.6 molar stuff (it was pale yellow!) from an art shop - art fags use it for etching. I sincerely hope things are a bit more regulated than this nowadays.
I still have some magnesium strips around.
Whatever you do, don't ingest Paraquat. It's bad, mkay? Look for the triad of pulmonary infiltrates, oesophageal erosions and acute renal failure. Death is slow but inexorable. I have only seen one - deliberate overdose.
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Melbourne
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December 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 13:59
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If you want i can come over with my FJ45 with 33" centerpedes and turn his lawn to dirt!!!!!!" 
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I supported Toymods
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I renounced punctuation
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 15:49
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Well, at 2:45 in the morning this joker has asked me to move my car so he can back into his driveway. Needless to say, I told him to fuck off.
It's on.
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Melbourne
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December 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 16:08
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You tell him dude...
You got a pic of this idiot's driveway?
Would be fun to see...
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I supported Toymods
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melbourne.victoria.austra...
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June 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 19:36
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dave i think we need a sound off competition at your place mate.
my outlaws live across the road from a choice piece of work much the same as what you have here. unfortunately they are not renting.
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Epping, Sydney
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April 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 28 December 2003 22:54
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funny funny stories gt
I am not so chemically inclined.. don't know why.. just the old CO2 bottle + sparkler grenades always worked for me into people's front yards at random times.
Hey what's shellite good for? I have like this massive drum of it here and so far all I have used it for is tennis ball comets. I have heard it is generally used for cleaning, like r/c car engine components, and perhaps offset printer machinery.. (trying to think of where it may have come from)
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melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Mon, 29 December 2003 03:42
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I'd use some formalin or maybe some caustic soda flakes. flake caustic will erode thru most things except plastic. formalin kills blackberry's within 20min.
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I supported Toymods
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sydney.au
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August 2002
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1st street on the right
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November 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Mon, 29 December 2003 11:06
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Oh how I wished I lived in Vic.
Go back at 3am tomorrow and ask him to FUCK OFF!
Or 
they'll soon be on order.
J
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Ballarat, Victoria
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Mon, 29 December 2003 12:42
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park as many cars as you can muster in his driveway and in front of his house. great excuse for a party.
when he asks you to move your car/s you will be too intoxicated to drive them.
done. simple and fun. 
or, you could ask him to move his car at ungodly hours for stupid reasons ie "my dog keeps trying to hump the tyre" or "my wife cant stop looking at it when she's supposed to be cooking"
or something else random and irrelevant
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Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Mon, 29 December 2003 15:17
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| Classique71 wrote on Sun, 28 December 2003 20:02 |
Oh and if you need a hired thug - ask allan - he'd scare anyone in the dark
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You have no idea how much i will love to cause this asshole pain!
The same asshole that left a 4WD parked across daves gates
Anyway i have a few IDEAS
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I supported Toymods
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Mon, 29 December 2003 20:01
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Someone took his bins last night. That's a shame.
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Finland
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November 2002
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1st street on the right
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November 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Mon, 29 December 2003 21:57
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The oil thing above is GOOD. You couls also remove the nut from the prop on his boat. These things happen
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Wahroonga
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June 2003
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I supported Toymods
On probation
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Brisbane, Queensland
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January 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Tue, 30 December 2003 04:28
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my wife cant stop looking at it when she's supposed to be cooking
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Tasmania
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April 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Tue, 30 December 2003 05:15
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This is a nice simple and effective method for neighbour "resolution".
1. Large PAPER cup (The old Wendys milkshape cup)
2. Lots of FRESH dog/cow/cat shit (Your own could be traced...)
3. Buy metholated spirits, or paint thinner. This will eat away the cup, but only a small amount of the shit...
4. Place contents in PAPER cup. Use LOTS of shit, and only a little metho
5. Place in letterbox on FRIDAY night
6. ENJOY
The smell is absolutely disgusting, and will probably force the purchase of a new letterbox
Doing stuff that could cause others to get hurt is not a good thing. ie artificially wearing brake lines/messing with tyres and the like
Cheers,
Justin
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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Tue, 30 December 2003 05:21
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the flaming bag of shit was always my favourite. and oldie but a goodie
and dont use cow crap - it doesn't smell much
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Ballarat, Victoria
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March 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Tue, 30 December 2003 06:04
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leave porn magazines around his house so he gets in trouble
leave messages on his answering machine "hey sexy, come back to the office" etc.
OR
you could.....um...
steal his doormat?
steal his letterbox?
when he asks you to move your car, move it into his driveway. or just move it a few centimetres...
order pizzas to his house at early hours of the morning?
report him via the police for excessive noise?
i dunno.
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ghetto area 2745
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November 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Tue, 30 December 2003 10:26
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learn from the irish!!!
go down to your local bunnings warehouse and purchace some grass fertaliser now get a coffee grinder and grind the shit out of it . Put it into a coffeejar and add some battery acid drill a small hole in the lid and pass the fuse through it making sure it is tight "liquid nails is good for this" pack nails into the coffee jar and secure it tight .Now go to his house at night and lob it through tis bedroom window making sure you have light it and also getting the hell out of there before it goes off you neighbour will surely be killed in the explosion as well as the damage to his property you will suceed not in pissing him off but killing him forever.......
that is how to make a coffee jar insendury device.
got tought that in school at a very early age!!!!!
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Toymods Vice President
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Sydney
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Wed, 31 December 2003 03:12
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I know of one university lecturer who had to lecture Ag students as well as Chem students. This lecturer wasn't exactly loved by the aggies due to being a big headed tool who thought everyone else was below him.
Over christmas the year I started Uni some of the aggies got 2 dead sheep and stuffed them in the lecturer's chimney, while he was away on a 6 week holiday. It was over 35 degrees most days that summer so when he got back there was some nice sheep slop in the fireplace and the worst smell ever.
Now if you could get some of that action going in that would be nice.
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Randwick Sydney
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November 2003
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 04 January 2004 03:42
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If you cars are parked out the front, then obviously you are home (well probably anyway). So why does this guy have a problem with comming over to your house every time he has to move his boat and politely asking you to move your car? Dumbass.
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Brisbane
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July 2002
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Sun, 04 January 2004 05:01
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im sure as hell not gonna try piss of you guys.... with all those idea's....
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Sydney
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June 2003
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Sun, 04 January 2004 23:38
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But whatever you do, make sure you let us know so we can all congratulate you.
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Brisbane
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February 2003
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Central Coast
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July 2003
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Re: I need a "beater".
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Mon, 05 January 2004 03:37
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Late an night......
Turn off his water, so when he gets up for work there's no hot water in the morning!
Turn of his power, so that his alarm doesn't go off (assuming its mains powered) and he'll be late for work the next day!
Or do both and he'll have to go outside, turn the water back on, then the power, THEN have a cold shower and be late for the work!
Do this all week and he'll won't have a job the week after!
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