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A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 02:32
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A guy walks into the local Centrelink office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on the dole. I'd really rather have a job." The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
....sorry if it is a repost 
[Updated on: Fri, 13 February 2004 02:33]
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 02:57
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hahahaha 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 03:14
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EHEhehehehe
perfect way to lighten my mood before 4 hours playing tennis in the sun :\
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 04:09
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hahaha
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 04:41
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Ha ha ha... I have no idea what you just said but I am assuming it is funny.
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me 2! AHAHAHAAHA 
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 04:43
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hahah ok ill explain. Walked into centrelink my mate had to give em forms, this guy is full going off at the staff there, cos they didnt want to give him some payment he stormed out crying full eyes balling LOL
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 05:38
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| -=NiGz=- wrote on Fri, 13 February 2004 15:43 |
hahah ok ill explain. Walked into centrelink my mate had to give em forms, this guy is full going off at the staff there, cos they didnt want to give him some payment he stormed out crying full eyes balling LOL
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hahahah thats funnier then seeing this cry actualy come out crying from centrelink!!
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was much better
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 05:42
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yeh fo shizzle
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 13 February 2004 22:28
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a baby fur seal walks into a club............
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Sat, 14 February 2004 00:44
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lmfao
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Sat, 14 February 2004 01:21
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| JDM hachi wrote on Sat, 14 February 2004 09:28 |
a baby fur seal walks into a club............
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'IT WAS YOU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U!'
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Sat, 14 February 2004 02:30
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Sat, 14 February 2004 03:14
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Hahaha u guys crack me up! I've heard the joke before...but this baby fur seal is just keyooot 
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Sat, 14 February 2004 04:58
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Classic
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Mon, 16 February 2004 03:19
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| -=NiGz=- wrote on Fri, 13 February 2004 15:43 |
hahah ok ill explain. Walked into centrelink my mate had to give em forms, this guy is full going off at the staff there, cos they didnt want to give him some payment he stormed out crying full eyes balling LOL
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Good to see we get amusment from other peoples misfortune, that is what makes us such a great society!! I really hope that when you are at your lowest low that this guy is there to laugh at you!!
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Mon, 16 February 2004 04:52
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Lighten up. You seem to be lacking a sense of humor.
Have you never laughed at other peoples misfortunes?
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Mon, 16 February 2004 05:15
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Think about what that poor man is going through...
He is at centrelink for a reason, a reason of which he is probably not proud of. He cannot get the assistance he believes he should (i am not making any judgements on wether or not he should), he feels that he cannot provide for his family, to an extent that he cries in public, which most men don't take lightly...
Someone getting kicked in the nuts is misfortune you can laugh at, but sorry if i don't find someone at the lowest point in their life funny...
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Mon, 16 February 2004 05:22
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| Backspace wrote on Mon, 16 February 2004 15:52 |
Lighten up. You seem to be lacking a sense of humor.
Have you never laughed at other peoples misfortunes?
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Ha ha clarence, just like when i laughed at you when damaged the your mums subaru on a number of occasions
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Mon, 16 February 2004 12:06
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| Squid wrote on Mon, 16 February 2004 16:15 |
Think about what that poor man is going through...
He is at centrelink for a reason, a reason of which he is probably not proud of. He cannot get the assistance he believes he should (i am not making any judgements on wether or not he should), he feels that he cannot provide for his family, to an extent that he cries in public, which most men don't take lightly...
Someone getting kicked in the nuts is misfortune you can laugh at, but sorry if i don't find someone at the lowest point in their life funny...
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who cares all wackos in there you ever been?
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Mon, 16 February 2004 15:02
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Haha, it's just a joke.
But your right Squid, Centrelink is a sham. The job agencies that tax payers pay good money for that Centrelink refers people to are even worse. They basically get paid for nothing. They are lazy and do not help you with anything.
It's a vicious cycle.
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Mon, 16 February 2004 22:48
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I am not discussing wether or not centrelink works, or what my beliefs on welfare are!!
The thing that disgusted me is that someone could laugh at another person being at such a low in their life.
That Schopenhauer quote in my last post says it all.
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 03:19
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Squid. I see your point but you're assuming that all those points you mentioned are true. He could really be a little bitch who cries over everything, or a million other things that could make a person cry.
And because i dont know every little detail about his life and the situation in which he cried, and i cant be bothered to find out, im going to look at it in the most light hearted way and laugh.
This is not a perfect world (as im guessing you already know) so i see no reason to behave in a "perfect" manner.
The weak die and the strong survive (be it physical or mental), i just wish this was the way always (it seems nowdays the weak cope and the strong get angry), then i wouldnt have to put up with the fuckers i hate. Cause they'd all be dead.
End rant.
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Thu, 19 February 2004 03:50
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You are right I don't know those circumstances, but neither do you.
How would you feel in his position? if he was laughing at you?
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This is not a perfect world (as im guessing you already know) so i see no reason to behave in a "perfect" manner.
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From a morality point of view if you are can sleep at night, your right what does it matter? The world is not perfect but if everyone takes that sort of attitude it is only going to get worse, not better.
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 03:54
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my taxes pay people's dole money so i have a right to laugh at them
if hes that sad why doesnt he just go get a job 
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Thu, 19 February 2004 04:14
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Why don't we pro-rata all rights on how much tax we pay?
Bottom tax bracket - Can only drive on roads with a speed limit below 50
Second Tax Bracket - Can only travel on Roads with a speed limit below 60
third tax bracket - 80
fourth tax bracket - 100
top tax bracket - all roads
Hey I pay more tax why does everyone else deserve to drive on the roads my taxes pay for??
(Note the sarcastic tone of this entire post)
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 05:00
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yeh ok cool still funny but seeing a grown man cry and ha ha
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 06:36
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| -=NiGz=- wrote on Thu, 19 February 2004 16:00 |
yeh ok cool still funny but seeing a grown man cry and ha ha
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So wait till your crying - and would like the people around you laughing?
Oh wait, its obvious your not a man. Not a real one anyhow, need to hide behind 'bitches'.
Simple, do onto others as you would like them to do unto you. And NO I'm not a religious man - just basic rules to live by. Obviously you've been too looked after in your life to know what its like to get down. Or too stupid to realise the difference.
Squid, Its not worth trying to explain morals to people after adolescence. They have to see it for themselves. Unfortunately its not until they're on the other side of the pointing finger do they realise need for compassion.
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 06:40
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hahaha anything else Ricki lake?
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 06:45
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and shit like that gets said, as soon as some guy shows concern for others, not being a real tough manly man.
that just about sums up my opinion of the majority of macho men
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Thu, 19 February 2004 06:46
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| -=NiGz=- wrote on Thu, 19 February 2004 17:40 |
hahaha anything else Ricki lake?
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Yeah, your fat. Does that makes sense? - I tried to think of something stupid, how did I go?
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 06:49
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cool
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 07:20
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*GO RICKI**GO RICKI* 
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Thu, 19 February 2004 20:36
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ummmmm i don't know what to say  
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Thu, 19 February 2004 21:32
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Squid, Its not worth trying to explain morals to people after adolescence. They have to see it for themselves. Unfortunately its not until they're on the other side of the pointing finger do they realise need for compassion.
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You are so right, I was just about to give up the whole argument, if they can't see compassion that is their loss, as it shows them for shallow people. I just thought that if I pointed out a different look on things that they may have used their intelligence to form their own opinion.
BTW like T APLUS 22 I am not religous, I am not trying to push some religion onto people. Religion and morality don't always go hand in hand!!
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Fri, 20 February 2004 05:39
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| T APLUS 22 wrote on Thu, 19 February 2004 17:36 |
| -=NiGz=- wrote on Thu, 19 February 2004 16:00 |
yeh ok cool still funny but seeing a grown man cry and ha ha
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So wait till your crying - and would like the people around you laughing?
Oh wait, its obvious your not a man. Not a real one anyhow, need to hide behind 'bitches'.
Simple, do onto others as you would like them to do unto you. And NO I'm not a religious man - just basic rules to live by. Obviously you've been too looked after in your life to know what its like to get down. Or too stupid to realise the difference.
Squid, Its not worth trying to explain morals to people after adolescence. They have to see it for themselves. Unfortunately its not until they're on the other side of the pointing finger do they realise need for compassion.
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Squid, Its not worth trying to explain morals to people after adolescence. They have to see it for themselves. Unfortunately its not until they're on the other side of the pointing finger do they realise need for compassion.
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You are so right, I was just about to give up the whole argument, if they can't see compassion that is their loss, as it shows them for shallow people. I just thought that if I pointed out a different look on things that they may have used their intelligence to form their own opinion.
BTW like T APLUS 22 I am not religous, I am not trying to push some religion onto people. Religion and morality don't always go hand in hand!!
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I dont know why im continuing either, but i just cant help myself.
My position.
Ive never had to collect the dole (thank god(im not religious either, its just an expression )), but i have had people laugh at me when ive been in an emotionally vulnerable position.
I lived through it, if you cant, well, bad luck, thats life.(or the end of it)
And a simple explination of my view is, IM AN ARSEHOLE. 
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You are right I don't know those circumstances, but neither do you.
How would you feel in his position? if he was laughing at you?
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This is not a perfect world (as im guessing you already know) so i see no reason to behave in a "perfect" manner.
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From a morality point of view if you are can sleep at night, your right what does it matter? The world is not perfect but if everyone takes that sort of attitude it is only going to get worse, not better.
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12 Lines up. A. Read my post again, it contains my answer to that question.
If he was laughing at me, i really wouldnt care. Ive given up caring about what the majority of sheeple in this country think.
7 Lines up. A. It only taskes one person to wreck it for the rest of us, and that has already happened. Its only going to get worse from here untill someone comes up with some miraculous new invention that makes people nice and happy and thinking positive. Because there is no way in hell that people are going to work together towards one goal. The world can never ( well maybe not never,(see 3 lines up)) be perfect for the simple reason that we are all different.
People push their own agendas, which screw up other peoples lives, its a never ending cycle.
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Sat, 21 February 2004 02:09
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Its only going to get worse from here untill someone comes up with some miraculous new invention that makes people nice and happy and thinking positive.
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start mr makee voice "drugs are gooood!"
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Sat, 21 February 2004 02:37
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Too many fat chicks on ricki lake
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Re: A guy walks into a centrelink office...
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Tue, 02 March 2004 10:58
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After spending a year and a half in CANT-Berra i can understand Squids responses.public servents are referred to as pubes-they are there and you can see them but what purpose do they serve besides annoying you and getting in the way.
they should forget about riki and ring up lawsy hell fix the whole world.
Anyways the poor bloke must be doin it hard by crying at centrelink.i just would have thrown a chair or two over the counter.they are alwayz after avon ladies and pamphlet deliverers
(just a useless post that doesnt need replying as its the JACK talking)
Cheers
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