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 The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:24
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There seams to be a bit of a Toymods Baby explosion lately so with all these new arrivals I thought I would share some tips.
First of all make sure you line the pan with a suitable material, you don't want them waking up before they are done !
Size up your kitchen appliances, no one wants to eat of a broken drumstick 
If you need to use a conventional oven remember to put them on early in the day.
If your concerned about them stiring just hold the door shut till goldern brown 
Note: No chickens were harmed in the making of this thread
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I supported Toymods
On probation
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:25
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Haha, your gonna be the next Steve Irwin after this!
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Toymods Board Member
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:28
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rod that is wrong on soooo many levels
sick sick sick
certainly the last time i eat anything you offer me
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I supported Toymods
Banned User
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:33
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 LMAO
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Forum Moderator
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:36
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hmmmm.....
i see
*looks up the forum rules*
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I supported Toymods
On probation
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Brisbane, Queensland
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:38
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Posts that are rude, offensive, insulting, slanderous or encouraging illegal activities are not permitted.
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I never knew cooking a baby was illegal? 
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Toymods Social Secretary
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July 2002
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:40
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hahahahha!!!
nice one bruvva!
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:45
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Now thats hella funny! 
Question: Has the better half seen/know about this?
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Melbourne
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October 2003
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 22 March 2004 12:52
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| BlackSupra wrote on Mon, 22 March 2004 23:45 |
Now thats hella funny!
Question: Has the better half seen/know about this?
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Someones sleeping in the Dog house for quite some time after this one.
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I supported Toymods
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Australia
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November 2003
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Mon, 22 March 2004 13:31
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| DannyGT4 wrote on Mon, 22 March 2004 20:28 |
certainly the last time i eat anything you offer me
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Damn straight
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August 2003
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Mon, 22 March 2004 14:39
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wouldn't that be the "other" other other white meat
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April 2003
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Mon, 22 March 2004 23:19
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HAHAHA
oh man...
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Northwestern Sydney
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August 2002
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Mon, 22 March 2004 23:27
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Hope the back seat of the crown is comfortable!!!!!! 
Who knows when you get locked in the garage you might get the Celica Finished
I really don't know what to say..... 
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Club President
I supported Toymods
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Tue, 23 March 2004 00:01
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Well what can I say, It was Harrison's first night at home and my first introduction to the joy's of early am feeds.
In my sleep deprived state it just seemed like a good idea, scrote had his Camera nad the oven pan was just calling out to me. I'm just spewing he didn't fit in the microwave If only we had a front loader washing machine................
And yes I was slapped for it when she saw the photos.
Jackel,
I was going to call the thread "the "other" other white meat" but thought better of it.
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Tue, 23 March 2004 01:21
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hahahhahahahahaha Look at the babbbbbbbie
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Re: The other white meat !
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Tue, 23 March 2004 01:41
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What ? No garnish ! 
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Toymods Social Secretary
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Tue, 23 March 2004 02:24
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hehehe!!
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Tue, 23 March 2004 02:38
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hahahah oh dear...
strangely im humoured yet disturbed.
you KNOW you have to keep these photos for the 21st, right
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Tue, 23 March 2004 03:51
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can i have a side serving of chips aswell please?
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January 2004
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Re: The other white meat !
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Tue, 23 March 2004 05:45
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try the cock
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Tue, 23 March 2004 07:27
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lolololol
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Tue, 23 March 2004 11:23
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what basting did u use
imagine when that kid sees those photos in 20 years, that'll be something for the 21st party
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Re: The other white meat !
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Wed, 24 March 2004 17:18
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cook for 40 minutes at 280 degrees or till golden brown and crunchy
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Re: The other white meat !
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Wed, 24 March 2004 23:54
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That poor monkey.
You sir should be banned from going to the zoo. At least give KFC a chance if you're hungry. Or an open sewer, both are the same.
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Thu, 25 March 2004 02:40
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i hear flesh tastes like chicken!
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Perth, Western Australia
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Fri, 26 March 2004 03:30
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> i hear flesh tastes like chicken!
Nope, pork.
The make up of human flesh is very close to pork.
That's one reason why the Jews don't eat pork - too easy for disease to jump between species.
Don't forget to baste in sump oil.
A paper air filter in the bottom of the tray also soaks up excess fat - this can be served as a side dish (remove any metal sections before serving).
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Re: The other white meat !
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Fri, 26 March 2004 05:08
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| stepho wrote on Fri, 26 March 2004 14:30 |
> i hear flesh tastes like chicken!
Nope, pork.
The make up of human flesh is very close to pork.
That's one reason why the Jews don't eat pork - too easy for disease to jump between species.
Don't forget to baste in sump oil.
A paper air filter in the bottom of the tray also soaks up excess fat - this can be served as a side dish (remove any metal sections before serving).
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You seem to know this a little too well. 
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Re: The other white meat !
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Fri, 26 March 2004 05:39
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nothing wrong with a bit of canbolism!!!
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Re: The other white meat !
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Fri, 26 March 2004 07:56
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thats just f**kin sick dude...
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Fri, 26 March 2004 10:27
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Damn, you sure are small.
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Fri, 26 March 2004 12:14
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Can you up size that meal for 55c
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Re: The other white meat !
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Fri, 26 March 2004 15:14
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I love it!!!!! so damn adorable
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Re: The other white meat !
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Sat, 27 March 2004 02:22
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i cant belive you put yout baby in the oven, what if the door jammed and the gas suddenly went on
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Re: The other white meat !
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Sat, 27 March 2004 05:31
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| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Sat, 27 March 2004 13:22 |
i cant belive you put yout baby in the oven, what if the door jammed and the gas suddenly went on
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I think thats what happened to you when you were a kid.
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Re: The other white meat !
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Sat, 27 March 2004 05:53
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yes that certanly is disturbing, allthough im sure it was completley safe.
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Re: The other white meat !
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Sat, 27 March 2004 08:59
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| Backspace wrote on Sat, 27 March 2004 16:31 |
| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Sat, 27 March 2004 13:22 |
i cant belive you put yout baby in the oven, what if the door jammed and the gas suddenly went on
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I think thats what happened to you when you were a kid.
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yes hardy ha ha, shut up clarence
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Re: The other white meat !
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Sun, 28 March 2004 23:43
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Not all ovens are gas u know dude
Hahaha I woulda fitted in the microwave...i was only a lil bubba when I wanted out....mind you it was my own fault, I got myself outta that hole as quick as I could, came out maybe a month early, so they put me in my very own little oven (read: humidicrib)..rumour has it that I wasn't even the length of your forearm...but I can't remember...
I do remember tho, that I walked before I could crawl...
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 29 March 2004 07:34
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| GRLTOY wrote on Mon, 29 March 2004 09:43 |
Not all ovens are gas u know dude
Hahaha I woulda fitted in the microwave...i was only a lil bubba when I wanted out....mind you it was my own fault, I got myself outta that hole as quick as I could, came out maybe a month early, so they put me in my very own little oven (read: humidicrib)..rumour has it that I wasn't even the length of your forearm...but I can't remember...
I do remember tho, that I walked before I could crawl...
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Your gay....
Now i have two reasons to dislike you, you have herpes and your a premature slow learning odd shaped penis gobbler... 
lol jk
But i still dont like you....
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 29 March 2004 07:35
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| Backspace wrote on Mon, 29 March 2004 14:31 |
How do i delete this?
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If everyone blocks you noone will see it
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I supported Toymods
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Re: The other white meat !
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Mon, 29 March 2004 23:25
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ke70_3SGTE
To be honest he was holding the door open not shut at the time so it was safe but i still wasn't happy about the baby being put in the microwave or oven... i'm not sure i would of found out tho except he thought that Scrote's girlfriend had spilt the beans already...
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Tue, 30 March 2004 06:48
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Your gay....
You have herpes and your a premature slow learning odd shaped penis gobbler...
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dude...for future fucking reference...don't you ever ever ever ever ever ever ever confuse me with yourself ok
thanks
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Re: The other white meat !
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Wed, 07 April 2004 09:43
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 toyman, it's about time you cleaned the glass on your oven door.
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Re: The other white meat !
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Wed, 07 April 2004 09:52
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use more pan juices!
we likes our baybee crispy!
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Re: The other white meat !
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Wed, 07 April 2004 10:29
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this is just to clarify; Toymods under no circumstances condones putting a baby into an oven or a microwave such an act could injure, maim or even kill said baby and is illegal in most states.
the above photos were taken in controlled conditions and the baby was not harmed in any way - forum goers should NOT attempt this in their own home.
this has been a Toymods Public Service Announcement
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