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Wed, 31 March 2004 07:43
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Seeing as net nazi locked my other thred here is another, anyone else agree with me, GARFIELD SUCKS!!!!
For those of you who never receive greeting cards, Garfield is the orange merchandising turd that creator Jim Davis pinches out every Sunday in newspapers around the world, traumatizing millions with his bland humor week after tragic week.
When he's not licensing the hell out of Garfield with toys, bags, napkins, paper cups, socks, and probably tampons, Davis takes a break from whoring out his creation to occasionally write a new strip. Found in the "humor" section of newspapers, reading the comic is like having a five-finger prostate examination. Many years from now when Davis dies and CNN is undoubtedly squandering precious airtime on the passing of another sanctimonious American icon, historians will look back upon this series as a cancerous lump on the teat of humor strips. There's nothing funny about Garfield. Every single comic starts out the same: Garfield sits around being fat, he eats all the food, and his ambiguously gay owner yells at him:
The cat eats food. Alright, WE GET IT. Move on. Then as if to piss all over our better judgement, Davis has received the National Cartoonist Society: Best Humor award. Twice. Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood. That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule.
As if one criminally boring comic after another wasn't enough to dull your senses, "Garfield: The Movie" is poised to hit theaters this summer. I'm impressed that they've been able to take a 2D character with a 1D personality and bloat it into a 3D disaster. With a tagline like "it's all about ME-OW," you can be guaranteed the cinematic equivalence of having your hand fed to a wood chipper when this mind-dump hits the screen. The tagline would be more fitting if it were changed to "it's all about ME-OH-SHIT-I-THINK-I-JUST-HAD-AN-ANEURISM."
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:07
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who gives a toss?
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:10
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Leave Garfield alone.
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:21
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Your ghey
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:25
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dude you spend way too much time on flamehq & maddox
do you ever get out? 
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:26
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| Cool1 wrote on Wed, 31 March 2004 18:21 |
Your ghey
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Your the one who gave it too me!
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Re: Garfield Sucks
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:28
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As they say, your only gay if you take it 
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:32
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| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Wed, 31 March 2004 16:26 |
| Cool1 wrote on Wed, 31 March 2004 18:21 |
Your ghey
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Your the one who gave it too me!
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| Cool1 wrote on Wed, 31 March 2004 16:28 |
As they say, your only gay if you take it
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:33
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| NickAE86 wrote on Wed, 31 March 2004 18:25 |
dude you spend way too much time on flamehq & maddox
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HEy i work all day the net is my friend, and that site is great lol, and we still have that pic war that you chickend out from
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Re: Garfield Sucks
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:50
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| Cool1 wrote on Wed, 31 March 2004 18:28 |
As they say, your only gay if you take it
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Well you took it! , so you are teh ghey won
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Wed, 31 March 2004 08:53
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Umm what? Read your post above.
| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Wed, 31 March 2004 18:26 |
Your the one who gave it too me!
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Thu, 01 April 2004 05:53
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ahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahah @ "your only ghey if you take it" That has to be one of the funniest one liners ive heard hey maybe i should post it???
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Thu, 01 April 2004 06:57
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This is going downhill fast guys..  Try and clean it up a bit please.
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Thu, 01 April 2004 13:36
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so very gay.......
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Re: Garfield Sucks
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Thu, 01 April 2004 17:39
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Garfield Rules !!!
I got a collection of garfield figures 
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Sat, 03 April 2004 00:32
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I used to have a hole heap of comics that I got from me uncle I reckon Garfeild's cool! I know he's old but he's still good get a good laugh out of the comic strip thats in the paper it's the first page I turn too if I ever do decide to read the paper
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Sat, 03 April 2004 23:15
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are you trying to get banned
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Sun, 04 April 2004 00:45
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before we all rate garfield, lets think which way would we go if asked to choose between the orange cat and fred basset........., now that is some grade A crap.
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Re: Garfield Sucks
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Sun, 04 April 2004 09:37
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How good is Robotman.
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Fri, 09 April 2004 04:01
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yeah i agree, i have NEVER ever EVER read a remotly funny fred basset comic strip, Garfield rocks in comparison!
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Re: Garfield Sucks
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Sat, 10 April 2004 17:08
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You guys will love the new garfield movie then
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Re: Garfield Sucks
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Tue, 13 April 2004 14:39
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you couldn't have just posted a URL?
at least you didnt photochop/MSpaint the urls off the pictures, reading that was like having someone tell me a joke they read "on the internet"
that only works with jokes from thehun.
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Re: Garfield Sucks
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Wed, 14 April 2004 00:42
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Fred basset is uber crap...
How about "oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk" /homer voice - what a shit cartoon!
Now Calvin and Hobbes is something worth reading 
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