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I supported Toymods
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Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 03:13
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Well, I'm selling everything else, and after comments from her that I would sell anything that is or isn't bolted down, she offered me a dare to post her up for sale too - here it is! I'm gonna see what I can get for her, she's always going on at me about upgrading to a newer better model - I figure I can upgrade too?!!!
Features include:
Blonde hair
Big boobs (was told to use boobs over breasts)
lovely curvacious figure, hips are pure delight for hanging onto
Intelligent (sorry to all those guys looking for a dumb Blonde to keep bare foot and ...)
Comes with own transport and furniture - very bling!
regularly serviced and maintained!!!
Sorry no pics at theis time, but if you need visualisation, www.playboy.com, and look for a blonde?!
Offers???
Clint!
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Melbourne, AUS
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January 2004
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 03:19
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Does this model self cook and wash + clean, or do you have an outdated model.
Interested in model that does the above mentioned!
 
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I supported Toymods
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Perth, Western Australia
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December 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 03:28
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dude, you've got your models confused!!!
The older model does this religiously, the newer more empowered models have equality issues.
I'm pleased to say that my model is a change over model, that can quite happily do both features - surely thats got to be worth a few more dollars - it's got low miles on the clock too surprisingly - must have been previously owned by a little old man who only used her for small outings?!!!?
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 03:30
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How about a sawp? Shes a 1986 model but still very good, only one onwer (if ya get what i mean ), has the ablity to learn new things and has current skills in..
Washing dishes/clothes
Cooking/Cleaning
She also has a mute function but a little bit faulty i usualy use a brick to the head and that shuts her up...
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I supported Toymods
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Perth, Western Australia
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 03:48
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Hmmm, interesting?! I've heard those 1986 models go like the clappers?!
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Campbelltown, NSW, Austra...
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January 2004
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 03:50
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Does she come with rego, how about insurance.
Sorry don't have anything to trade.
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toowoomba qld
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March 2004
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 04:01
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This model doesn't cost you too sell your car and buy a fesiva does it? or worse when you have a family a Commodore  (jokin commodore fans) 
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Colac, Victoria
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May 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 04:54
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Whats the ride like ?
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I supported Toymods
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Brisbane
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 05:16
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Can she lick, suck, fuck and blow bubbles all at the same time?
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Canberra
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May 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 06:11
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This is in the wrong section I'm telling.
NET NAZI!!!
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Rowville, Victoria
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April 2003
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 06:17
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Is it compatible or compliant with girlfriend v.1.0?
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Northwestern Sydney
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August 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 06:27
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Has this model had the Nag chip modified (or removed completely)?
My current model has the older Analog nag computer that just can not be modified. 
Also looking at a model that has variable affection control, you know the ones that you can keep turned up in the all over you zone generally but can be turned down to sit a snuggle when the footy is on?
I'm sure I've got somthing you want to swap
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 06:30
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"the outhouse" has some mad thread's lately
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Northwestern Sydney
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August 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 06:30
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Oh... What about freight costs???
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Perth
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June 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 06:37
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| CLG wrote on Sat, 22 May 2004 11:13 |
Well, I'm selling everything else, and after comments from her that I would sell anything that is or isn't bolted down, she offered me a dare to post her up for sale too - here it is! I'm gonna see what I can get for her, she's always going on at me about upgrading to a newer better model - I figure I can upgrade too?!!!
Features include:
Blonde hair
Big boobs (was told to use boobs over breasts)
lovely curvacious figure, hips are pure delight for hanging onto
Intelligent (sorry to all those guys looking for a dumb Blonde to keep bare foot and ...)
Comes with own transport and furniture - very bling!
regularly serviced and maintained!!!
Sorry no pics at theis time, but if you need visualisation, www.playboy.com, and look for a blonde?!
Offers???
Clint!
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Your one dead man!!
Seeing as your lifes over, can I come round and have first go at your shit. Ill give your white celica a good place to sleep!
 Ahhh you are dead.........
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I supported Toymods
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Perth, Western Australia
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December 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 08:07
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Considering as she was daring me, she was standing behind my left shoulder as I typed, I think I'm fairly safe!!!
As for the previous questions:
Camry_omega: Yep, full rego and insurance, but if you can't make an offer or don't have anything to trade, I'm not giving up my ride for you! 
mick: Considering she draged me to the last car show and then made improper advances to any car that only had two doors and a modicum of zest, I think you're safe from the Festiva/Commodore Whore! To top it off, she's favourable to the Lexus IS200 idea too!
Classique71: The ultimate in Grand Tourer rides my friend, firm enough to be stable, and comfortable enough to just keep driving, on and on, ... not like one of those typical harder than your dick in the morning, sticky, pointy out bits and pieces of race cars, that you get out of complaining about the ride?!
Cool1: Yep, though it's quite hard to keep a straight face whikle she's doing it?!
Old School:
Toy SX: As much as I've tried to make this setup work, unfortunately, I've been unable to configure this setup??? Any pointers?
Lambolica: Yep fully modified NAG chip, goes deftly silent when pissed off, and won't start until fixed. Also can easily modify the Variable Affection Control through the use of alcohol, this has been my most expensive mod to this platform thus far!
Gabe: Yep bring you wallet cos I'm gonna need all the extra cash I can get my hands on to buy my way into the big man's house upstairs!
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Newcastle
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June 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 10:31
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does she drive stick?
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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May 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 10:47
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how much are you looking for?
if you include shipping to NSW, you got a sale!
looking for a hot intelligent blonde for a long time, but it's suprisingly hard to find them!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 11:19
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mmm, Wanna Swap ? Consider Short term trade perhaps ?
1980 model Redhead, low mileage, full rego and insurance
Goes like the clappers, loves being driven hard and often
Good firm ride, just enough give so you don't get bruises
ample cleavage and pleasant curves
self mutes when cranky. Non compatible with girlfriend v1.0
mmmm self muting right now actually
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I supported Toymods
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Epping, Sydney
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 11:37
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sounds great rod! fantastic year, 1980. wouldn't have to worry about transport... Would need a re-spray tho, most of the time the red doesn't do it for me
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Location:
Adelaide
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December 2002
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Location:
Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 12:59
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How about a test drive?
Allan
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Elwood, Melb
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August 2003
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 13:45
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| Allan wrote on Sat, 22 May 2004 22:59 |
How about a test drive?
Allan
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Damn i was gonna write that, i wanted to see how she handles
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Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 14:06
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yeah i agree allan, can i take her for a test run, the deposit is in my hand waiting if she handles well, i dont mind if you come along for the test run, wouldnt want someone thrashing your prized possession when u werent looking would you.
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Queensland
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March 2004
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sat, 22 May 2004 16:35
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| thetoyman75 wrote on Sat, 22 May 2004 21:19 |
mmm, Wanna Swap ? Consider Short term trade perhaps ?
1980 model Redhead, low mileage, full rego and insurance
Goes like the clappers, loves being driven hard and often
Good firm ride, just enough give so you don't get bruises
ample cleavage and pleasant curves
self mutes when cranky. Non compatible with girlfriend v1.0
mmmm self muting right now actually
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Hmmmm 1980 model and a redhead? Does she have the autofire function and is she compatible with early morning starts? Hopefully not aftermarket cleavage is it? Does she come with Pub version 1.2, Late Night Drifting version 5.1 and Bikini Car Wash version 10? If so consider her sold will have deposit asap unless you are willing to trade in for one 2003 model Big Boob Betty Doll, slightly used, few wear marks should buff out, might need resealing on some parts, only used on sundays by the one owner..............
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central coast, NSW
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April 2004
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Melbourne
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May 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 02:04
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| missrolla wrote on Sun, 23 May 2004 09:48 |
Me thinks I'll stay out of this one 
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Ohhh your not available for comparison ?
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Northwestern Sydney
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August 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 02:16
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Ahhh, Clint this is starting to sound pretty good, Would like however to see some pictures of the undercarrage and suspension components (airbags etc.) for excessive wear. and If possible some footage of the ride in action. Looking for any squeaks, moans and groans.
Also does she run the standard factory blow off valve that tends to leak in bed? Or as that been replaced with an aftermarket one.
If aftermarket is the quiet one, or one of those loud Mens versions.
I could possibly look at a swap for a certain red body that I know you'd like.
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Melbourne, Australia
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July 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 03:20
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| Allan wrote on Sun, 23 May 2004 12:04 |
| missrolla wrote on Sun, 23 May 2004 09:48 |
Me thinks I'll stay out of this one
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Ohhh your not available for comparison ?
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lol, nice one allan
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 05:39
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haha allan's gonna cop a beating for that one
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Adelaide, drift capital
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May 2004
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 07:39
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Does she ave any usefull aftermarket mods? I am trying to find a ride with a
limited anger device that can be activated after taking a joy
ride with its friends. Current ride is blowing smoke due
to this problem. Buying her new rings still doesnt help this
problem!
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I supported Toymods
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sydney.au
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August 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 08:13
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what about the engine clint?
have you "shaved the block" on this?
hahaha
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adelaide
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April 2003
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 08:24
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any chance you could knock together a rotisserie so we can work on her from all angles? also what is the trunk size? and if possible can you remove the spare tyre?
i am looking into doing some aftermarket weight reduction, perhaps carbon fibre undercarriage. Perhaps also cut some weight from vital areas and firm up the joints.
also how is the rear bar? ........ or is that strictly off limits.
i would like to upgrade from my 1988 model as they do not come with own transport at this stage though they do have the luxury of the shaved block and much tighter handling.
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Adelaide, drift capital
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May 2004
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 08:59
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Yeah I heard those 1988 models have a killer bottom end. Block
requires no work, just a bit of natural lube and some firm running in! 
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 09:25
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are 1988 models legal for compliance yet
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Adelaide, drift capital
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May 2004
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 09:49
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A 1988 will be available for legal compliance next year. Until then you will have to settle for the lesser '87.
Unless you drive without a compliance, this option may attract a hefty defection, even impoundment!
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 10:01
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hmmmmmmmmm, 88 model would be very nice, my mate has one of those, needs a bit of a facelift and bigger headlights tho.
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Ballarat, Vic.
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September 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 10:10
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hahah the outhouse is starting to improve a lot lately
Keep it cumming....... errrrrrr coming guys
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On your mum!
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May 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 10:29
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| missrolla wrote on Sun, 23 May 2004 09:48 |
Me thinks I'll stay out of this one
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Me thinks that you may get your ass dragged into it.
CLG - I am assuming (after your reply to cool1) that she is fitted with a BOV, is it recirculating (stealth street) or is it a vented to atmosphere type (personally NOT my favourite)?
Any panel damage? Due to the lack of reverse proximity sensors, they are pretty prone to a dent or few around the rear bumper bar.
I did miss the model number too.
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 10:35
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 I kinda left my computer on and the thred was up on the screen and well my gf read it and noticed my car in the avatar, she had a hissy fit and threw my keyboard at me and broke it , sorry guys she is no longer for sale...
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On your mum!
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 23 May 2004 10:40
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| ke70_3SGTE wrote on Sun, 23 May 2004 20:35 |
I kinda left my computer on and the thred was up on the screen and well my gf read it and noticed my car in the avatar, she had a hissy fit and threw my keyboard at me and broke it , sorry guys she is no longer for sale...
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Hahahahah that's how they go!
They are more finicky than a set of quad Webers.
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Central Coast
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March 2003
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Brisbane
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Mon, 24 May 2004 01:42
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| Mr DOHC wrote on Sun, 23 May 2004 18:45 |
hmmmmm, sounds like a nice piece of gear,
i have a 1982 model for swap,
redhead,
about 5'3",
nag feature only operates sporadically but is very efficient
cleaning feature is very very efficient
nice curves
pert headlights
has been put up on a hoist and had the underside smoothed
likes to be driven very hard
no aftermarket accessories
has some cold start issues
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Sounds like a lot like the toymans..... Is it the same model from the same manufacurer? If so I might be able to scrape enough money for both models, however i believe that these paticular redhead models are prone to spontaneously combust in the prescence of another model?
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October 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Mon, 24 May 2004 08:40
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| Drift Technician wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 11:42 |
i believe that these paticular redhead models are prone to spontaneously combust in the prescence of another model?
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FUCK YES
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Mon, 24 May 2004 09:09
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i may have found another model for the weekend test drive...will let you know how this one goes!
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I supported Toymods
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Perth, Western Australia
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December 2002
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Mon, 24 May 2004 11:00
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| Mr DOHC wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 16:40 |
| Drift Technician wrote on Mon, 24 May 2004 11:42 |
i believe that these paticular redhead models are prone to spontaneously combust in the prescence of another model?
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FUCK YES
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Yes I previously owned the red head model and while performing excellently, she ran hot on many an occasion where I had to leave her stand and cool down - fucking nice ride though!
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Tue, 25 May 2004 00:16
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OH FFS.....
I been away for how many days and now i'm up for sale!!!
I not sure if i like this or not
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I Supported Toymods
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Tue, 25 May 2004 01:16
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| 4ageeza wrote on Sun, 23 May 2004 19:49 |
A 1988 will be available for legal compliance next year. Until then you will have to settle for the lesser '87.
Unless you drive without a compliance, this option may attract a hefty defection, even impoundment!
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I heard you can comply any model for off road use so long as you have a level 3 or higher CAMS license
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Tue, 25 May 2004 15:47
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mmmmmmmmmm off road use...
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Sun, 30 May 2004 14:17
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| thetoyman75 wrote on Sun, 30 May 2004 23:35 |
Those of us looking to swap our ride could all get together and see how the different models handle ?? No entry unless you have a ride to trade of course.
Just a thought
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no entry unless you have a ride to trade???
bugger! i guess i'm out...... 
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I supported Toymods
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Mon, 31 May 2004 03:33
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Yep, thought that'd sort the oats from the chaff!
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Mon, 31 May 2004 07:25
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Oh I have entry to play the game but I would be more deader than Gabe said if I tried this at home.......
How about we sweeten the deal and add mine for just 10% more of the asking price ?
Mitch.
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Mon, 31 May 2004 13:02
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haha, funny thread
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Tue, 01 June 2004 02:23
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| thetoyman75 wrote on Sun, 30 May 2004 23:35 |
mmm I wonder if we could have a "track" day of some sort.
Lets call it a test and tune day lol.
Those of us looking to swap our ride could all get together and see how the different models handle ?? No entry unless you have a ride to trade of course.
Just a thought
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Bahahahahahahahaha
wonders if we get to test and tune to?
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Re: Girlfriend For Sale!
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Tue, 01 June 2004 07:34
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| missrolla wrote on Tue, 01 June 2004 12:23 |
| thetoyman75 wrote on Sun, 30 May 2004 23:35 |
mmm I wonder if we could have a "track" day of some sort.
Lets call it a test and tune day lol.
Those of us looking to swap our ride could all get together and see how the different models handle ?? No entry unless you have a ride to trade of course.
Just a thought
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Bahahahahahahahaha
wonders if we get to test and tune to?
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