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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Tue, 25 May 2004 03:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
your arguments gettin old man
it's nothing intellectual
I know what I am,
and what i am, aint a homosexual

your arguments lookin weak
its like 3 day old soggy cereal
its about time you took a look, man
and got some new material

FWDboy has got it right man
this thread is rather terrible
this is my last post, so remember if you can
you just got owned by an alleged homosexual



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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Tue, 25 May 2004 03:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Squid wrote on Tue, 25 May 2004 13:47

your arguments gettin old man
it's nothing intellectual
I know what I am,
and what i am, aint a homosexual

your arguments lookin weak
its like 3 day old soggy cereal
its about time you took a look, man
and got some new material

FWDboy has got it right man
this thread is rather terrible
this is my last post, so remember if you can
you just got owned by an alleged homosexual



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Meh, thats right back away Rolling Eyes your the one who keept bring up whos gay...

now is teh end

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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Tue, 25 May 2004 07:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hmmmm Toymod has its own record deal now huh?
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Tue, 25 May 2004 11:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Yeah this is just the stuff on the new LP called Blingmods
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Wed, 02 June 2004 09:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol, ill chime in..

INITIAL D, BRINGZ ALL DA NOOBZ TO THIS BOARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE "I WANT A TRUENO FORSUREEEE"
FOR FUCKS SAKE USE THE SEARCH U DAMN NOOBS!
the diff between ozspec/jdm/levin/trueno we can like totally go into detail and explain about.. BUT YOU GOTTA CHOOSE!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Thu, 03 June 2004 06:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bathurst-91 wrote on Wed, 02 June 2004 19:23

lol, ill chime in..

INITIAL D, BRINGZ ALL DA NOOBZ TO THIS BOARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE "I WANT A TRUENO FORSUREEEE"
FOR FUCKS SAKE USE THE SEARCH U DAMN NOOBS!
the diff between ozspec/jdm/levin/trueno we can like totally go into detail and explain about.. BUT YOU GOTTA CHOOSE!


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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Fri, 04 June 2004 08:07 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bathurst-91 wrote on Wed, 02 June 2004 19:23

lol, ill chime in..

INITIAL D, BRINGZ ALL DA NOOBZ TO THIS BOARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE "I WANT A TRUENO FORSUREEEE"
FOR FUCKS SAKE USE THE SEARCH U DAMN NOOBS!
the diff between ozspec/jdm/levin/trueno we can like totally go into detail and explain about.. BUT YOU GOTTA CHOOSE!



what is the go with that? it's just a CARTOON!!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Fri, 04 June 2004 22:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol mick its tongue in cheek man. Laughing

However one could descriminate and do some 'profiling' and find that over the last year or so theres been a large influx of people who have been stating 'interesting things' like 'what is the sprinter with popuplights, i have $4000 can i import one from japan that is black and white'

but that would be descrimination. Very Happy

EDIT::

lol i just re-read ur post and I guess your agreeing with me and saying 'what is with that'.. ok ok i had a late night. But who knows! It doesnt bother me actually its fun to watch the canning some people get by certain forum members when such questions are posted =p

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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Sun, 06 June 2004 03:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
My celica, make's all your dicks go hard,
Its a 13-B bridgeport-turbocharged,
Pigs try to catch, but they find it hard,
You can tell by the blow-off-valve made by SARD.

When the cops come, knockin'at my garage,
Screaming out loud, "you fukin retard",
I bust out wheel-spinnin, pullin seconds hard,
You can tell by the 2 big thick black marks.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Sun, 06 June 2004 06:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
bathurst-91 wrote on Sat, 05 June 2004 08:42

lol mick its tongue in cheek man. Laughing

However one could descriminate and do some 'profiling' and find that over the last year or so theres been a large influx of people who have been stating 'interesting things' like 'what is the sprinter with popuplights, i have $4000 can i import one from japan that is black and white'

but that would be descrimination. Very Happy

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lol i just re-read ur post and I guess your agreeing with me and saying 'what is with that'.. ok ok i had a late night. But who knows! It doesnt bother me actually its fun to watch the canning some people get by certain forum members when such questions are posted =p




Very Happy I am agreeing with you and i though it was funny Laughing but seriously whats the big go about sprinters lately? is it my amagination or if there was a cartoon with Lada's driffting would everyone wan't to buy one? do they realise that cartoons are not real?
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Sun, 06 June 2004 11:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Make it match the song dude Very Happy

Quote:


Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs1:
I know you want it...
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for,
They lose their minds, The way I wind,
I think it's time...

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Vrs2:
I can see you're on it...
You want me to teach the,
Technics that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know theives get caught,
Watch if you're smart,

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way so,
You must maintain your charm,
Sametime maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,

Spoken:
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

Vamp:
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Warm it up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The boys are waiting,

Chorus:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge (2x)

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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Mon, 07 June 2004 03:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Corolla reply to my Celica

My corolla has 20"s.., and flared guards,
4AGZE-twin cam supercharged,
Bitches be like "damn my nipples are hard."
I ask'em are you cold? and they reply, "it's the car."

If you think 20's on my car won't go far,
Well guess what, i'm running 2-point-5-BAR,
Well hows that, for a co-rro-lla,
"oh what a feeling" yo, To-yo-ta.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Mon, 07 June 2004 03:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
w810sc wrote on Mon, 07 June 2004 13:17

Corolla reply to my Celica

My corolla has 20"s.., and flared guards,
4AGZE-twin cam supercharged,
Bitches be like "damn my nipples are hard."
I ask'em are you cold? and they reply, "it's the car."

If you think 20's on my car won't go far,
Well guess what, i'm running 2-point-5-BAR,
Well hows that, for a co-rro-lla,
"oh what a feeling" yo, To-yo-ta.


Laughing

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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Mon, 07 June 2004 08:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
w810sc wrote on Mon, 07 June 2004 12:47

Corolla reply to my Celica

My corolla has 20"s.., and flared guards,
4AGZE-twin cam supercharged,
Bitches be like "damn my nipples are hard."
I ask'em are you cold? and they reply, "it's the car."

If you think 20's on my car won't go far,
Well guess what, i'm running 2-point-5-BAR,
Well hows that, for a co-rro-lla,
"oh what a feeling" yo, To-yo-ta.


Smile That was solid!

my '86 makes all the nissan boys red
cos with the GZE it can drift their mums into bed
and damn right it slides fuckn hard
cos it leaves their mummas' snatch scarred

I'm terribly sorry for being so rude
I know its not a lovely site seeing mummas nude
But from side to side it leaves the nissans for dead
Cos its a toyota...nuff sed!
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Tue, 08 June 2004 06:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
celica reply cont.

(La-La-La-La-la)
Line'em up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The sky I'm facing,
(La-La-La-La-la)
You can't catch up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Your pink-slip I'm taking.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Tue, 08 June 2004 06:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
4ageeza wrote on Mon, 07 June 2004 18:26

w810sc wrote on Mon, 07 June 2004 12:47

Corolla reply to my Celica

My corolla has 20"s.., and flared guards,
4AGZE-twin cam supercharged,
Bitches be like "damn my nipples are hard."
I ask'em are you cold? and they reply, "it's the car."

If you think 20's on my car won't go far,
Well guess what, i'm running 2-point-5-BAR,
Well hows that, for a co-rro-lla,
"oh what a feeling" yo, To-yo-ta.


Smile That was solid!

my '86 makes all the nissan boys red
cos with the GZE it can drift their mums into bed
and damn right it slides fuckn hard
cos it leaves their mummas' snatch scarred

I'm terribly sorry for being so rude
I know its not a lovely site seeing mummas nude
But from side to side it leaves the nissans for dead
Cos its a toyota...nuff sed!


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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Tue, 08 June 2004 08:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
corolla relpy cont.

(La-La-La-La-la)
It's boosting up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Side ways I'm facing,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Had enough?
(La-La-La-La-la)
Your tail you chasing,
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Wed, 09 June 2004 22:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
LOL at all you guys.....

You do realise that "Milkshake" the song by Kellis is about giving guys handjobs don't you??

Laughing Laughing



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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Fri, 11 June 2004 23:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
SPEEDCORE wrote on Thu, 10 June 2004 08:53

LOL at all you guys.....

You do realise that "Milkshake" the song by Kellis is about giving guys handjobs don't you??

Laughing Laughing






To be frank - I have never listened to it.

Now SPEEDCORE; are you a Celica driver? Because there is a theme going here, and well, you've metioned that it's about giving hand jobs, and you know and we don't. So we are ignorant and you are an expert on giving boys handjobs! Laughing
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Sat, 12 June 2004 02:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Quote:

You do realise that "Milkshake" the song by Kellis is about giving guys handjobs don't you??

Being a metalhead, I've noticed that just about any popular song is about that Razz Either that or it's some rapper giving himself a hand job whilst 'laying it down on the mic, yo'.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Sat, 12 June 2004 02:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I thought it was about her boobs? At least the video clip accentuates them....
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Sun, 13 June 2004 10:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
has any one started something for her new song - "trick me" or is it trick me once.....who would like to start it off? or should I...?

lectric your a spin out for starting this, now im hooked.
cheers dude.
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Mon, 14 June 2004 16:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message

'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard'

i do NOT own a lancer

my lancer came off the showroom floor
have u ever seen an evo with 2 doors?
i chose the model called cc
fwd just seemed so right for me
when i ask if its sick my boys reply "fooly"

i dont know that my car is wack
thats why i painted the drums at the back
uze should check my new alpine deck
plus my hks sticker tech
i really think people believe me tho
cos i have a fake bodykit from an evo
i wanna get a real 'phat' scoop
this is why i love my lancer coupe


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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Thu, 17 June 2004 09:57 Go to previous messageGo to next message
w810sc wrote on Tue, 08 June 2004 16:44

celica reply cont.

(La-La-La-La-la)
Line'em up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
The sky I'm facing,
(La-La-La-La-la)
You can't catch up,
(La-La-La-La-la)
Your pink-slip I'm taking.



Haha f'sure dat's gotta b tha best i've heard,
Pure tough-car action, no mention of a bird,
However i think you're getting you, mixed up with me,
Cause that sounds like you're talk'n bout my RX3!

André
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Thu, 17 June 2004 13:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
SPEEDCORE wrote on Thu, 10 June 2004 08:53

LOL at all you guys.....

You do realise that "Milkshake" the song by Kellis is about giving guys handjobs don't you??

Laughing Laughing






How does it have anything to do with handjobs??? or is there something we're all missing by not seeing the video clip??
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Fri, 18 June 2004 08:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
just a thought, wondering what the crazy japs are thinking of splicing next? (no offence to any one japenese here okay, i love those crazy japs and their cars offcorse.)

Japanese people get bored with their cars,
Hope it wasn't from the plague, that they called SARS,
Back 180, front S15, whatever it is, drifts hard!,
SIL-80 or 1-VIA??, knocked out feeling->see stars.

Guess what i did on my hewlett packard?
I chopped a celica in half, and a rolla,
2JZ-GZE 24-valve-twin-cam-twin-supercharge,
I should be locked up, far away, behind bars.

chorus...
to be continued....
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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Fri, 13 August 2004 17:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
My celica brings all the boys to the car, they're like does it go hard ?
Damm right it goes hard, I could show u but i'd get charged.



I was singing it b4 and thought i gotta add it 2 this thread i no it's old . but it's true i've lost my licence.

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Re: New funny words to Kelis - Milkshake Mon, 16 August 2004 08:57 Go to previous message
the shiny paint brings all girls to my car
they like this baby urs
im like, fk off you stupid car slut,
go sit out the front of maccas, get hit by a car and die...
fkn squidys

Embarassed it ryhmed for a bit.... Smile

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