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Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Tue, 20 July 2004 10:23
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Hi,
Here's an amusing (well, I think it is) true family story about my Uncle Frank. Hope you enjoy it.
He's only got one kidney, but it's never stopped him from getting totally paralytic. He's a member of the Kogarah Bay Bowling club and he's over 70 years old. He owns a Mitsubishi Colt and once, while pissed to the eyes parked it in the bay!
However, he saved his best for last. When he got the car back and dried out, he got tanked again and as he was driving out of the bowling club he ran into the Directors new Volvo.
This caused a fair bit of damage and the Director was none too pleased. Anyway, to make amends Uncle Frank invited the Director and his wife over to dinner. So, the Director comes over and parks his newly fixed Volvo in Franks drive, and the dinner party starts.
Near the end of the party Frank, as usual, is legless, and he leans back on the balcony and falls arse over tit and lands on the bonnet of the Volvo - breaking his leg and stuffing the lovely repair job on the Volvo.
Apparently Frank and the Director are not on speaking terms any more.
I think that's funny. 
seeyuzz
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Re: Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Tue, 20 July 2004 13:38
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Uncle frank should be in a home
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Sydney
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January 2004
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Re: Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Tue, 20 July 2004 13:40
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| TokenBlackGuy wrote on Tue, 20 July 2004 23:38 |
Uncle frank should be in a home
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LOL
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I supported Toymods
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fairfield NSW
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January 2003
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Re: Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Tue, 20 July 2004 14:54
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hahahahah good story
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Wed, 21 July 2004 01:35
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LOL.... Uncle Frank sounds like a real character... I wouldn't mind hitting the turps with him sometime.. (Well, maybe if I was a drinker!)
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Sydney, NSW
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May 2002
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Re: Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Wed, 21 July 2004 09:04
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lol... Funny bastard...
Teaches him right for getting a volvo  ...
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ghetto area 2745
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November 2003
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Re: Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Fri, 23 July 2004 07:27
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a volvo is for life not just for christmas 
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Re: Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
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Fri, 23 July 2004 07:31
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Uncle Frank gets the Volvo - Twice!
Sounds like a title for a porno.
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Potts Point, Sydney
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