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M Diddy
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Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 07:22 Go to next message
One morning a man walked up to his wife while she was making breakfast, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
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Re: Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 08:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Laughing Laughing Laughing ...

ROFL...
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Re: Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 09:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I don't get it...
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Re: Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 09:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Oh yeah yeah, suggesting she was rooting the other guys, that's good.

But seriously, that's a great joke, one that I'll write down.
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MR 1JZ
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Re: Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 09:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Rolla Boy wrote on Fri, 13 August 2004 18:24

Laughing Laughing Laughing ...

ROFL...


Ditto

but with more

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 11:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 13 August 2004 19:09

Rolla Boy wrote on Fri, 13 August 2004 18:24

Laughing Laughing Laughing ...

ROFL...


Ditto

but with more

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


i'll add my share Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Re: Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 11:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
brilliant Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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MR 1JZ
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Re: Firming UP!!! Fri, 13 August 2004 11:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Is like theres a party on this thread and everyones invited! Very Happy
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M Diddy
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Re: Firming UP!!! Sat, 14 August 2004 11:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
looks around for a bottle of Double Black
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MR 1JZ
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Re: Firming UP!!! Sat, 14 August 2004 14:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
I hear absenthe is pretty good these days... Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Firming UP!!! Mon, 16 August 2004 09:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
lol not this discussion, legal absynth is like bad licorice flavored spirits, lets just keep it simple with mr smirnoff.
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MR 1JZ
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Re: Firming UP!!! Mon, 16 August 2004 09:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Camry_omega wrote on Mon, 16 August 2004 18:32

lol not this discussion, legal absynth is like bad licorice flavored spirits, lets just keep it simple with mr smirnoff.


Thats why you get the illegal stuff... Wink

Im actually in the process of organising a bottle for Mookie, if anyone else wants some let me know...
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Re: Firming UP!!! Mon, 16 August 2004 11:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
hehe
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Re: Firming UP!!! Mon, 16 August 2004 17:29 Go to previous message
Camry_omega wrote on Mon, 16 August 2004 19:02

lol not this discussion, legal absynth is like bad licorice flavored spirits, lets just keep it simple with mr smirnoff.


MMmmm... Double Blacks... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Chosen drink of the PLA9UE
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