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things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 09:44
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i'm gonna start a few threads like this.
i'll get it started
"honey, u have been out in that shed working really hard all day on your car, why dont u just sit down, i'll make u dinner, and then after we eat...i'll blow u"
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Mon, 30 August 2004 09:45
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"Did you leave the seat up?"
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ghetto area 2745
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November 2003
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Mon, 30 August 2004 09:51
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"get your hand out of there before i piss on it" 
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Mon, 30 August 2004 09:52
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no no, dont buy me flowers, u put that money toward the new turbo u want
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Sydney
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April 2004
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 10:09
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"Your celica makes me all horny"
"I hate front wheel drive"
"I'm going to go to work naked today"
"Wanna drag?"
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 10:12
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I've heard "wanna drag"!! There were 4 of them in the car and they were giggling though, so I think they were mocking me 
-J-
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 11:01
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Mon, 30 August 2004 20:09 |
"Wanna drag?"
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my mother and sister are car nuts, my mother won the sunstate nationals {drag racing} twice, has over 60 trophies from drag racing alone
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Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 11:09
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i like the size of your bore and stroke? 
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 11:17
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Ummmm..... "I have a rather large penis"??? 
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Sydney
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April 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 11:55
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you are right... and I was wrong!!
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Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 11:58
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| AE86slut wrote on Mon, 30 August 2004 21:17 |
Ummmm..... "I have a rather large penis"???
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i dont want to be hearing a chick say that  *shakes down spine*
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I supported Toymods
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Plumpton/sydney
Registered:
November 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 13:03
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"I don't care if I didn't get to finish" 
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 13:08
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| AE86slut wrote on Mon, 30 August 2004 21:17 |
Ummmm..... "I have a rather large penis"???
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i hope i never hear that
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Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 13:40
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"can i balance your crankshaft?" 
think about it.....
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Perth
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August 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 14:04
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"lets see what sucks better, me or your turbo" 
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Sydney
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June 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Mon, 30 August 2004 14:06
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| jackel wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 00:04 |
"lets see what sucks better, me or your turbo"
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nah me hoover does
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Northwestern Sydney
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August 2002
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Tue, 31 August 2004 00:58
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"I'm Sorry"
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Brisbane
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October 2002
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Tue, 31 August 2004 06:46
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| ra23celica wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 10:53 |
In my single days when I met two chicks at a party and we were all drinking alcoholic cider, I got hot and heavy with one chick in a bedroom when she said....
"You're too big for me babe, but lets get my girlfriend in and we will have a 3some....."
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................and then u woke up
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Land of Oz
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June 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Tue, 31 August 2004 06:50
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Hi,
| Lambolica wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 10:58 |
"I'm Sorry"
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I gotta agree with this one.
seeyuzz
river
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melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Tue, 31 August 2004 08:27
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"i havent been f***ed like that since grade school!"
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1st street on the right
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November 2002
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Tue, 31 August 2004 09:22
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"No in the A**, and harder"
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Adelaide
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June 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Tue, 31 August 2004 13:41
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| clubagreenie wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 19:22 |
"No in the A**, and harder"
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well believe it or not this following sentence was said to one of my friends in a field near a hay stack
"im on me rags so stick it in me shitter"
OMG was all i could think when i heard that
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Girraween,Sydney
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September 2003
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Adelaide, SA
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May 2002
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Melbourne, Victoria
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February 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Tue, 31 August 2004 23:57
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A mate had the same experience, almost identical...
"I'm on my rags, but you can rip into my shitter if you want.."
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VIC, Sth Frankston.
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July 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 01:13
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Seriously, thats the most awful thing iv ever heard.
Aussie bogan slang makes things sound so much worse.
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Adelaide
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September 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 01:45
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| lumpy wrote on Wed, 01 September 2004 09:23 |
| lang wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 23:11 |
well believe it or not this following sentence was said to one of my friends in a field near a hay stack
"im on me rags so stick it in me shitter"
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That's what your mate heard. To everyone it just sounded like Baa Baa Baaaah!
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Bahahaha
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 01:51
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| Mr DOHC wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 16:16 |
| ra23celica wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 10:53 |
In my single days when I met two chicks at a party and we were all drinking alcoholic cider, I got hot and heavy with one chick in a bedroom when she said....
"You're too big for me babe, but lets get my girlfriend in and we will have a 3some....."
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................and then u woke up
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And changed hands!
"Do you mind if my sister joins us?"
"I want you to go to that strip club with your mates otherwhise they will think you are whipped and that will kill your self esteem"
"No hunny you go and play golf ill clean the house"
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Girraween,Sydney
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September 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 02:35
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"My sister & my best friend both think your hot, Why don't you sleep with them while i video tape it for us"
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 04:03
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Well, this thread is all about "Things you would never hear a chick say"
Maybe someone should start a thread to talk about our three-some experiences.......
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Melbourne, Victoria
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February 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 10:04
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I'd love to hear that, damn it!
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 11:07
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Wed, 01 September 2004 11:13 |
Seriously, thats the most awful thing iv ever heard.
Aussie bogan slang makes things sound so much worse.
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And HOW! I hate most Aussie slang... it's just so... bleck. And it doesn't sound cool, like at all.
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brisbane
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May 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Wed, 01 September 2004 23:07
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neck up ya fuckin parrots  - chopper reed, thats a pretty cool line for aussie slang
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Tamworth
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June 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Thu, 02 September 2004 02:35
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aussie slang? man thats cool
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Perth
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April 2003
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Brisbane
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July 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Thu, 16 September 2004 22:11
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It was my fault, I'll change.
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brisbane
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May 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Fri, 17 September 2004 01:39
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"choke me, spank me, pull my hair " - xzibit
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Tassie
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October 2003
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Fri, 17 September 2004 12:08
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"I love the taste"
"I've deicided to stop wearing clothes around the house"
"Lets shave my pussy"
"can i please give u a blow job"
"That's a great fart do another"
"can u do me a favour and fuck the shit out of my best friend"
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Sydney
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August 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Fri, 17 September 2004 12:15
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Toymods "forum junkies" turn me on..............
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Fri, 17 September 2004 15:03
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No I dont mind if you watch the football game, after all our anniversary will come next year
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Lwr Templestowe, Melbourne
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Fri, 17 September 2004 22:57
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"What's a soap opera?"
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Newcastle
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February 2004
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Re: things u'd never hear a chick say
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Sat, 18 September 2004 13:51
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Something you will all Say when i fly by you sideways in my sprinter:
"Fuck, that girl just kicked my ass...i suck"
And i love it when my boyfriend drifts...almost as much as he does when i do
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