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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 01:30
 
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By the way her twincam 16 stickers aren't on the car no longer...
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Mon, 30 August 2004 02:16
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"My car has so much power" - said by brothers girlfriend to my brother, after her 1 litre automatic Suzuki Swift kicked down a gear and 'accelerated'.
My brother owned a worked V8 Kingswood at the time!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 02:35
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honstly some girls have no idea....LOL
girls that read this i did say SOME not all....
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 03:08
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have u heard of someone saying ...
"i want to get a stereo, 2 subs a front mount and an intercooler ...."
hahaha
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 03:08
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thread title is false advertising
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 03:26
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| Les wrote on Mon, 30 August 2004 13:08 |
have u heard of someone saying ...
"i want to get a stereo, 2 subs a front mount and an intercooler ...."
hahaha
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No, but I heard some guy say "Get a VL, they make the best flutter"
That was at a Caulder drift practise 
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 03:28
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It's a pity Samantha (ex)Rigoli doesn't frequent these forums... she'd open a can of whoop-ass on y'all.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 03:35
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ive trained my gf well .. she points out rice to me now hehe
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Mon, 30 August 2004 03:39
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| rob_RA40 wrote on Mon, 30 August 2004 13:08 |
thread title is false advertising
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True 
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Tue, 31 August 2004 03:44
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How is it false advertising???
its My funniest quote i've heard...
Don't think thats false....
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Tue, 31 August 2004 04:31
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well maybe its YOUR funniest blah blah blah...
its still crap.
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Tue, 31 August 2004 04:52
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| ViPeR_NiPPleX wrote on Tue, 31 August 2004 14:31 |
well maybe its YOUR funniest blah blah blah...
its still crap.
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settle down
i found it funny
maybe one of those "you had to be there" thing.. but still amusing
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Wed, 01 September 2004 10:45
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There was a chick on the bus tonight, arguing with a guy that veal comes from... a veal.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Wed, 01 September 2004 10:52
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| 7M-Brisbane wrote on Wed, 01 September 2004 20:45 |
There was a chick on the bus tonight, arguing with a guy that veal comes from... a veal.
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doesent it?
jk
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Wed, 01 September 2004 14:27
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i have a friend (guy) who drove a 2litre toyota automatic. I dragged him and i won. Next day he comes back to me and ask for another drag. I asked whats new in ur car. He said he just realized there is an ECT button for his automatic transmission!!!
Can u believe he didnt know that on his own car!!!
Will not say what car it is and no names mentioned
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Adelaide
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Wed, 01 September 2004 14:47
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this one is acutally funny (well more funny that that other story atleast)
was at a mates with my ex girlfriend having a bbq.
my ex girlfriend says "thats an intresting barbeque" in a sweet innocent voice like shes saying "thats a cute puppy"
we all turn around to see a 5 foot flame (ie FUCKING HUGE) flame shooting DIRECTLY out of the gas bottle which had somehow caught fire. we all jump up and run aroud in a panic not know if its about to explode or if we should try and put it out. in the end (probably stupidly aswell) my mate grabbed the gas tap and turned it off with minimal singing.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 06:26
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| 7M-Brisbane wrote on Wed, 01 September 2004 20:15 |
There was a chick on the bus tonight, arguing with a guy that veal comes from... a veal.
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Yeah but doesnt pork come from a pork, and mutton from a mutton?
What a dumb bitch, obviously she wasnt the chef in the family.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 06:49
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Thu, 02 September 2004 16:26 |
| 7M-Brisbane wrote on Wed, 01 September 2004 20:15 |
There was a chick on the bus tonight, arguing with a guy that veal comes from... a veal.
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Yeah but doesnt pork come from a pork, and mutton from a mutton?
What a dumb bitch, obviously she wasnt the chef in the family.
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ROFL!!!
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 07:11
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUTTON
bacon, pork, ham, MAGICAL ANIMAL
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Thu, 02 September 2004 08:07
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| Mr DOHC wrote on Thu, 02 September 2004 16:41 |
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MUTTON
bacon, pork, ham, MAGICAL ANIMAL
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Mutton is sheep, not lamb, sheep
Tastes like shit personally
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Brisbane, QLD
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 08:38
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| 7M-Brisbane wrote on Wed, 01 September 2004 20:45 |
There was a chick on the bus tonight, arguing with a guy that veal comes from... a veal.
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that made me laugh! 
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 11:28
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha hahahah OH OH OH OH OH cant breathe.
Although a mate's come up with a better one. We were cruising around in melbourne and he was majorly wasted. His vision is mad usually but obviously the alc got to him, "watch out for that porsche man" im thinking, WTF what porsche........ he thought a 4wd was a porsche
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 11:47
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"I thought it was the brake pedal"
what my missus said after she planted her foot on the accelerator of my xd (1200 hp 351 running on avgas), the locked diff launched it thru 2 trees, a phone box and 1 and a half bedrooms from the side of a house. my car(4 yrs work..3 days on the road) written off... the missus walked away(didnt see her for 2 days).
was the same thing she said 4 weeks later when she drove my fairlane into the front of a bus.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 11:59
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sorry man but i am gonna have to say, get rid of her, or confiscate any form of motor vehicle she goes near, get her a pushbike!
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 12:10
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lol.. i bout her a vs and told her if she smashes it she catches the bus for the rest of her life.. and i only own manuals now.. she can only drive autos
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 12:20
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like i said before!
If it was my missus, i would have bought her a pushbike, nothing more!
You must be a very generous person...either that or you are whipped
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 12:27
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Thu, 02 September 2004 22:20 |
If it was my missus, i would have bought her a pushbike, nothing more!
You must be a very generous person...either that or you are whipped
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Get rid of her 
I wonder what she could do with the pushbike
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Thu, 02 September 2004 12:29
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whipped..na... stupid... possibly lol
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 15:43
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A few years back me and the ex-girl where at a mates party and one of his mates asked her what does she do for work her answer was Brisbane
Another time i covincted her that she should see about a preggy test cause her arse was fat and that her tits had shrunk by a cup size
Dumb? Nar just blonde
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 16:30
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Getting back on track there was one on the forum. Not saying what thread or who she is but "A HSV is not a Commodore". Ok what is it? A Marloo? A Senator? Granny's factory worked VT?
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Thu, 02 September 2004 23:03
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| towe_001 wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 02:30 |
Getting back on track there was one on the forum. Not saying what thread or who she is but "A HSV is not a Commodore". Ok what is it? A Marloo? A Senator? Granny's factory worked VT?
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keep talking towe, we'll see how long u last.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 01:43
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HSV was a separate company to Holden so technically they are not commodores, they a commodores with bigger, more powerful motors and bodykits!
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 02:23
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 11:43 |
HSV was a separate company to Holden so technically they are not commodores, they a commodores with bigger, more powerful motors and bodykits!
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so its a commodore then?
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 02:41
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| EvilJack wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 11:53 |
| MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 11:43 |
HSV was a separate company to Holden so technically they are not commodores, they a commodores with bigger, more powerful motors and bodykits!
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so its a commodore then?
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It is but it isnt..
HSV's are basic commodore shells with motors and running gear and they are completely hand built, as far as I know, the build quality on them is a lot better but you cant deny that they make around 300kw from the factory which is still very nice.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 02:47
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Hand built!? Maybe your thinking of CSV.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 03:01
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| rvrolla wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 12:17 |
Hand built!? Maybe your thinking of CSV.
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I was under the impression that they were put together using only people...
Maybe I was wrong, meh who gives a toss anyway, theyre only crappy holdens
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 12:42
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 13:01 |
| rvrolla wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 12:17 |
Hand built!? Maybe your thinking of CSV.
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I was under the impression that they were put together using only people...
Maybe I was wrong, meh who gives a toss anyway, theyre only crappy holdens
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hsv is owned by holden..
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 14:35
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fooly sick, yuleh 
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Fri, 03 September 2004 14:37
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| Jag7799 wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 22:42 |
hsv is owned by holden..
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while i agree that a hsv is just a hotted up commodore, hsv being owned by holden really means fuck all.
mazda is owned by ford so does than mean my rx7 is a ford?
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Sat, 04 September 2004 00:13
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Sat, 04 September 2004 01:38
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| Jag7799 wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 22:12 |
| MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 13:01 |
| rvrolla wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 12:17 |
Hand built!? Maybe your thinking of CSV.
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I was under the impression that they were put together using only people...
Maybe I was wrong, meh who gives a toss anyway, theyre only crappy holdens
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hsv is owned by holden..
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I said HSV wasnt owned by Holden it used to be owned by TWR but since that poor fool went broke holden now own it...!
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Sun, 05 September 2004 22:42
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At work we have an indoor carpark, with crossparks, meaning, two cars go into one bay, then a third car can park across the first two. If you park on the cross park spot, you have to leave the keys in the office so that someone can move that car when they want to go out.
So, one of the women at work asked me to move a car.She said
" Andrij,can you move that car, i dont know how to drive an automatic..." I could not help but burst out laughing. The poor dear mixed auto with manual, and could not drive a manual.
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Sun, 05 September 2004 22:44
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| lang wrote on Sat, 04 September 2004 00:37 |
| Jag7799 wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 22:42 |
hsv is owned by holden..
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mazda is owned by ford so does than mean my rx7 is a ford?
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Does that mean that i can buy an original XY Phase III with a 13b, or did they come out with only a 12a option?
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Sun, 05 September 2004 22:57
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| MR 1GGTE wrote on Fri, 03 September 2004 11:43 |
HSV was a separate company to Holden so technically they are not commodores, they a commodores with bigger, more powerful motors and bodykits!
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Sorry, this is the funniest thing I've heard for a while.
You're not half as bright as most of the women you disparage.
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Mon, 06 September 2004 03:27
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i got a quote
from when i was at the autosalon
"skylines have a VL motor in them"
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Mon, 06 September 2004 03:38
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| SoarerFury wrote on Mon, 06 September 2004 12:57 |
i got a quote
from when i was at the autosalon
"skylines have a VL motor in them"
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I heard my mates GF say that!
Funney shit that!
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Mon, 06 September 2004 03:39
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i hate people
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Mon, 06 September 2004 03:49
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yeah.. they all seem to know there stuff.
whats with vl's tho
people love them, i hate them, its a ugly box on wheels, there a good first car or something, but there not a sportscars
they all seem to be owned by bogan terry tuff cunts.
that listen to tupac??? he died 8 yrs ago. can't they afford new music?
rap bogans??
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Mon, 06 September 2004 15:16
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Here we go again 
HSV gal you rock.
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Tue, 07 September 2004 18:00
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Sorry dude didn't mean to offend
I just thought it was funny with what she said and it started an argument.
So i said what she said in the thread and, well, off we went again....
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Tue, 07 September 2004 20:56
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you guys are mean
com on us girls, need a bit of help sometimes 4sure..but shit we arnt all sooo dumb!!
maybe instead of complaining...you could teach us a thing or two about your precious cars!! ...and vl's are just plain i agree...but there good first cars...hmmmm bogans???  ....
not all blondes are dumb either   ..lmao
...who really gives a toss about hsv ....holden this holden that...does it really matter????
j/k
*winks****
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Tue, 07 September 2004 22:54
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| sway-her08 wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 06:56 |
you guys are mean
com on us girls, need a bit of help sometimes 4sure..but shit we arnt all sooo dumb!!
maybe instead of complaining...you could teach us a thing or two about your precious cars!! ...and vl's are just plain i agree...but there good first cars...hmmmm bogans??? ....
not all blondes are dumb either ..lmao
...who really gives a toss about hsv ....holden this holden that...does it really matter????
j/k
*winks****
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POST SOME PICS....
oh sorry.. i was being discriminatory again
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Tue, 07 September 2004 23:38
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I heard a chick say this the other day:
Why would parents name thier kid tiger?
When we were discussing tiger woods...
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Re: Funniest Quote ever by a chick!!!
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Wed, 08 September 2004 01:33
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| sway-her08 wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 06:56 |
you guys are mean
com on us girls, need a bit of help sometimes 4sure..but shit we arnt all sooo dumb!!
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True.
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maybe instead of complaining...you could teach us a thing or two about your precious cars!!
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Damn shame your in victoria
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...and vl's are just plain i agree...but there good first cars...hmmmm bogans??? ....
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Nar, i've seen a few nice lookin vl's. A mates doing up a v6 vk at the moment. About 4 years in the build and its lookin sweet
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not all blondes are dumb either ..lmao
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Not all brunettes are smart.
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...who really gives a toss about hsv ....holden this holden that...does it really matter????
j/k
*winks****
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True. The only real thing that matters is that you respect the other peoples car. Sure bag it if you want but..... Sure i bag me mate and his love of the v8 and v6 and he bags me about my FWD rice powered 4 banger. But we repect each others ride.
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You are good looking
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Seriously I nearly laughed so hard some pee came out.
I classify myself as beaten half to death with the ugly stick.
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Wed, 08 September 2004 08:31
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I thought this was gtreat coming from a chick. Not funny but interesting.
Can we go do some Heli's??
Most chics that have been in my car try to kerb the way I drive. I was like yeah sure where we going???
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Wed, 08 September 2004 08:35
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| DiZ_ wrote on Wed, 08 September 2004 17:50 |
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You are good looking
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Seriously I nearly laughed so hard some pee came out.
I classify myself as beaten half to death with the ugly stick.
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How many bottles of johhnie had she polished off then?
HAHA only kidding man!
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