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Things done to people when passed out drunk And the payback that follows
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Sun, 10 October 2004 14:08
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In a continuation of classy threads by me. Please share your stories of things you have done or had done to you when passed out drunk! And also what payback you may have inflicted to the executioner..
I will start:
Years ago on a trip up the the Goldcoast with a couple of mates and after many many drinks, I got back to the hotel room after kikn on a bit longer then them. I then made the mistake of passing out  the next day my mates showed me pictures of one of em putting his schlong on my forhead in the presence of three chicks I had apparently brought back with me..
The pictures were destroyed and my revenge plan was hatched 
For the next 6months to a year whenever I got the chance I would get his pillow, toothbrush, wallet whatever and add a bit of cheese or ball sweat to em,, and to this day without his knowledge..I have told him but then said it was just a G up,but have then retracted saying that is was true only to say cmon I wouldnt do that  to the point that all i have to say Is it could still be happening now bro..truce? oe do you wana still play this game
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September 2004
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Sun, 10 October 2004 17:31
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My friend was being a really big tight arse. We always shout each other stuff and we had a case and he had a full deck that he just bought and when we asked for a ciggie he gave us ONE to share.
After a few beers he went off to make a phone call and look for more of our mates while I thought it would be funny to piss in his beer. I had to piss anyway so I took it with me and only pissed in it a tiny bit. My other mate who was with me had different ideas. He put the beer bottle right on his knob and it started overflowing!!
Ewwww
My friend drank the beer which my friend had dicked all over and pissed in and didn't realise. 
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Melbourne
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November 2003
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Sun, 10 October 2004 22:26
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lol
some guy at my skool just copped the shaved eyebrow treatment on the weekend after passing out, they then filled his mouth with tomato sauce... poor guy could have drowned
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NSW
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Mon, 11 October 2004 00:22
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Mon, 11 October 2004 01:02
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thats some messed up shit
A few years ago, i was at a party and there were these 2 blokes that thought they were top shit and all that. So after about 6hours of drinking they finally passed out, so the rest of us got a half empty jar of vaseline, condoms, took them outside and put them in compromising positions  . We took a shitload of photos and put them up in the skool
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Mon, 11 October 2004 01:05
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BWAHAHAHAHA.....
John K, thanks buddy... Everyone is now looking at me coz I laughed so friggin loud.
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Mon, 11 October 2004 02:19
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One night at a year 12 party we five minute epoxed a dildo to someones ass, then his parents came to pick him up the next day and it wouldnt come off, he had to go to hospital
It was great cos the guy was a complete assmunch
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Mon, 11 October 2004 02:50
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thats all GOLD!!
Its not really a passed out story but funny anyway..
When we wree bout 17 me and 3 mates went over to this Stakkers house to pump her and her mates...after some of us gettin some and some of us not we decided to run a mukk..it started with the ever effective and always funny pissin in the ice cube tray-it took 3 of us to have a go as each one of us was laughing so hard we couldnt piss straight..anyways back in the freezer it goes  next was the kettle it was then used to make a cuppo tea for d ho's..
After this things started to get outa hand the skank who owned the place had a big fukkoff industrial sized mayo jar in the fridge which my mate then backed one out into covered and put back in while this was happenin i was out the front havin a durrie with a mate and plotting our next move,when i happened to mention that i needed to back one out aswell,he then dared me to snap one off on the walkway from the front door to the driveway...i obliged 5 mins later the ho i was hookin into came out and walked straight into it,went between her toes and all we were in histerics as she went inside saying she had stepped in dog shit...My mate who didnt get any all night knocked one off in the bathroom and jazzed in the conditioner bottle and pissed in all the shoes at the front door filling them up...one of the dumb ho's came out and was trying to work out if it was piss by getting down low and smellin it,she even dipped a hand in and had a taste only to conclude that it wasnt but she was still puzzled as to why it was luke warm fukken dumb Mt Druitt STAKKERS!!!
ahh the memories
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Baulko Hillo
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April 2004
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Mon, 11 October 2004 02:54
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Now THAT'S messed up! ^^^
wtf is a "Stakker"??? never heard this before. Is this a westie saying?
"jazzed in the conditioner bottle " - That's fkn gold man.
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Mon, 11 October 2004 02:57
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You sick bastard. 
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Mon, 11 October 2004 02:57
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yeh its just a word for a sluttie,the type of chick that will let you and all ya mates go through her in the one night,she lets u stack her up
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I supported Toymods
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Adelaide
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July 2004
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Mon, 11 October 2004 02:59
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sorry let me clarify here, your mate took a dump in the mayo jar?
thats fucken hilarious
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Baulko Hillo
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Mon, 11 October 2004 03:00
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| riceburna73 wrote on Mon, 11 October 2004 12:57 |
let you and all ya mates go through her in the one night,she lets u stack her up
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's fkn classic man!
How come there were never any of these chicks when I was growing up? They were all too 'proper' for that sort of thing
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Adelaide, SA
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Mon, 11 October 2004 03:04
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Hey wow, that one was really f&%ked up riceburna73!
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Sydney
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Kellyville, Sydney
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June 2004
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Mon, 11 October 2004 07:03
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i got the permanent marker treatment from a mate of mine so i got back at him by buying some baby octapuses from a fish shop and stuffing them into his air con vents. he got in his car and was like "whats that smell?" so of course the first thing he did was crank the aircon . the smell didnt leave his car for months. this still makes me piss myself everytime i think about it
chris
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Mon, 11 October 2004 07:20
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Another good one was when a mate passed out, we got that hair removal spray,the stuff you spray on wait 5 mins and then wipe off,and made him look like he was going bald,big patch on the back and really high hairline on the sides....he was not impressed
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Potts Point, Sydney
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October 2003
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Mon, 11 October 2004 09:25
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that stakker story is fuked up...but funny
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Mon, 11 October 2004 09:38
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yeh 7 years later and we still remenis about it when we have a drink...
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Mon, 11 October 2004 10:54
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turd in the mayo = priceless
when she goes for her next dolop of mayo the turd would bob to the surface
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Mon, 11 October 2004 11:00
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| old_mr2 wrote on Mon, 11 October 2004 20:54 |
turd in the mayo = priceless
when she goes for her next dolop of mayo the turd would bob to the surface
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It was pushed bout half way down,so it would hav been a wile before it was descovered
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Sydney
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Wed, 13 October 2004 09:22
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My eyes are watering.
I have never done anything like that.
How long was the dump on the driveway?
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Wed, 13 October 2004 09:55
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i just snapped off a nugget the bitch just homed in on it
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Sydney/Wollongong
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October 2004
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Wed, 13 October 2004 10:13
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BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i just laughed my way through that whole thread gold!
on a camping trip down ulladulla we loaded my passed out mate into his car drove him half an hour down the coast, threw some franga's on the floor of his car and left him there in the drivers seat..
bahahah he came back in the morning telling us what a fucked up night he had and he asked if anyone had seen him takeoff with some chick in his car.. there were 15 of us who laughed for 10 minutes before he found out what went down....
riceburna.. that shit was fucked up! hahahah all hail the lord of the stakka's! you owned those bitches
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Wed, 13 October 2004 11:47
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