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I supported Toymods
Location:
Plumpton/sydney
Registered:
November 2003
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blond strikes back
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Sun, 17 October 2004 08:34
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said,
"How much will you charge me?"
The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man
agreed
and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were
in
the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
house?" The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you
think
she's dumb?" "No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the
'dumb
blonde' joke emails we've been receiving."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked "Yes," the blonde replied,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man
reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus
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Location:
camden
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: blond strikes back
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Sun, 17 October 2004 08:41
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yeh who hasnt heard that blonde joke 
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Epping, Sydney
Registered:
May 2002
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Re: blond strikes back
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Sun, 17 October 2004 09:50
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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for,
your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered. "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
fairfield NSW
Registered:
January 2003
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Re: blond strikes back
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Sun, 17 October 2004 10:15
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hahaha that last one was good. never heard of it before.
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I supported Toymods
Location:
Adelaide
Registered:
July 2004
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Re: blond strikes back
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Sun, 17 October 2004 12:04
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"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?"
"Unfertilised"
"How do you know if a blond has been using the keyboard"
"theres whiteout on the screen and a condom on the joystick"
A blond walks into a porn shop and asks to see the range of dildos, the attendant shows her the range they have, she asks how much for the white one, the attendant replies with $50, she asks how much for the black one, the attendant replies $50, then she asks how much for the chrome one, the attendant replies with, oh thats a very special dildo its a limited edition bling series and it was $500, the blonde's eyes lit up and immediately whipped out the credit card and bought the $500 dildo. Anyway the boss comes back from lunch and asked the attendant if they had made any sales, the attendant replied with, I just sold your thermos to some stupid blond for $500!
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