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September 2004
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OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Mon, 01 November 2004 15:30
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At a servo a few months ago on my way 2 a mates and i needed fuel... stopped @ petrol station in kogarah along the tracks just after the pub... as i pulled in i step out of the car 2 fill up fuel and 3 squad cars arrive sirens blaring and i fuking shit bricks... my first instinct was to stick my hands in the air and pray for forgiveness  but i eventually found out the place had just had an armed robbery... talk about gettin the shit scared outa me...
post ur moments u wish 2 forget here...  THEM MOMENTS U JUST WANNA SQUEEZE IT OUTTTTT! 
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Tue, 02 November 2004 01:25
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ive had a few moments like that, if you havent done anything wrong you'll be sweet.
The latest i was going up to the post office in potts point, and i had to run up 110steps to get to victoria street. As soon as i get there, i hear 2 cops scream out "hey buddy", so i turn around and just about to shit myself. They ask me if i scored any drugs or some shit (coz there are a few shifty buggers around my place). So i say no, and am ordered to put all my stuff out of my pockets on the ground, and im thinkng wtf, can they do that? But i do it anyway coz im running late
When i put all my shit down, a chick ive been seeing walks past and gives me a dirty fukin look  so i had to call her later and explain im not a junkie 
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Location:
Brisbane
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July 2002
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Tue, 02 November 2004 09:55
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| dimmy77_03 wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 12:25 |
so i had to call her later and explain im not a junkie
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sure sure 
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Location:
Potts Point, Sydney
Registered:
October 2003
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Tue, 02 November 2004 10:23
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| Jag7799 wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 20:55 |
| dimmy77_03 wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 12:25 |
so i had to call her later and explain im not a junkie
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sure sure
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there's always a smart arse
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Location:
Perth
Registered:
April 2003
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Tue, 02 November 2004 19:33
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Wasnt it kiddy porn ? 
| Jag7799 wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 17:55 |
| dimmy77_03 wrote on Tue, 02 November 2004 12:25 |
so i had to call her later and explain im not a junkie
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sure sure
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Location:
Melbourne
Registered:
August 2004
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Wed, 03 November 2004 09:47
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I remember once i was with my friend and his girlfriend walking through the city .. i always pull tricks on them, so for once they decided they would try to dupe me!
So they were walking infront of me, and i was just looking around not paying too much attention. As we approached a busy road, the pedestrian crossing lights were flashing amber, they sprinted across the road and ran down the street, turning into the first dank dark alley way. (to hide from me or something)
Of course I saw them and waited at the lights .. but before i knew it i saw 3 big guys chasing them, men who look like pissed off bums! (unshaven in torn clothes and wearing flannel)
So of course I ran my ass across the road and heard alot of shouting .. when i burst into the alley, my legs were like ready loaded pistons ready to kick some ass (or get ass kicked!) and I was gaining enough speed to give a fully explosive flying kick to the first big guy I saw ... but to my surprise I saw my friend and his girlfriend laughing with the 3 big guys as they explained they were running away from me not them, because the 3 big guys happened to by undercover cops who thought my friends were drug dealers running from them!
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So yeah, when i found that out I started laughing and it was all good.
haha! Damn it was funny tho ... it was kick ass or ass be kicked time!
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Location:
Melbourne - NthSubs
Registered:
January 2004
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Fri, 05 November 2004 10:52
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lol
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I supported Toymods
Location:
fairfield NSW
Registered:
January 2003
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Fri, 05 November 2004 14:33
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ahaha thats a good story dmonk86!
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Location:
perth WA
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June 2004
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Sat, 06 November 2004 04:53
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It would have been funnier if you had of kicked their asses first, and then found out they were cops.
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Location:
Colac, Victoria
Registered:
May 2002
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Sun, 07 November 2004 04:30
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hmms - when i was in highschool , woke up one morning ready to head off to school , only to have the full SWAT team running down our street + a heap of detectives with guns out + armed.
We were "ushered " back inside because they were just about to do a drug bust on house down from us!
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Location:
Sydney
Registered:
April 2003
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Tue, 09 November 2004 09:42
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| Classique71 wrote on Sun, 07 November 2004 15:30 |
hmms - when i was in highschool , woke up one morning ready to head off to school , only to have the full SWAT team running down our street + a heap of detectives with guns out + armed.
We were "ushered " back inside because they were just about to do a drug bust on house down from us!
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DUDE!! that isnt a "shit myself" moment, that would have been awesome to see. the ultimate dare would have been to go and grab a spare SWAT flack-jacket and run down the street with them lmao!!
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I Supported Toymods
Location:
Wollongong, NSW
Registered:
December 2003
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Sat, 13 November 2004 04:55
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Bit of fun at Olympic Park. Went to the "Thunderama" speedway thing at Sydney Showground on valentine's day this year (did anyone else go to this?). My girlfriend and I decided to leave at about 9:30 to get the train back to Wollongong. As we approached Olympic Park station, there were a lot of cops around, one with a sniffer dog (apparently there was a big concert at the SuperDome or something). My girlfriend stops to pat the dog, then we go down the escalators to the platform.
2 mins later, all the cops come down the escalators and yell at us to stop and wait for them. One cop takes me aside (another takes my girlfriend aside) and he starts grilling me about where I've come from, what I've been doing, when I got there etc. Turns out they thought we walked up, seen the cops, then did a runner back down because we had drugs or something. So we agree to let the sniffer dog sniff my bag, and then they go back up to the escalator.
The worst part? The other cop didn't ask my girlfriend anything, just stood there perving at her tits!
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Location:
Adelaide
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May 2002
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Tue, 16 November 2004 04:04
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| Tats wrote on Sat, 13 November 2004 15:25 |
The worst part? The other cop didn't ask my girlfriend anything, just stood there perving at her tits!
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No offense, but respect to the Orificer!!
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Location:
Mulgrave, Melbourne
Registered:
November 2004
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Thu, 18 November 2004 11:05
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ahahahaha, true that !
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Location:
Bayside Melbourne.
Registered:
May 2003
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Re: OOPS... I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
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Fri, 19 November 2004 03:31
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| Roseboy wrote on Tue, 16 November 2004 15:04 |
| Tats wrote on Sat, 13 November 2004 15:25 |
The worst part? The other cop didn't ask my girlfriend anything, just stood there perving at her tits!
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No offense, but respect to the Orificer!!
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Nice touch. 
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